Containment Random Chris Updates

[PS1gamenwatch]

Until Duterte came along, gave free condoms, and shot anyone he believed to be a blight to society.

 

[4Macie]

Did...did Chris not know about Hitler?

People may complain about the lack of content, the lackluster "sagas" (e-begging saga, idiot entrepreneur saga, bankruptcy saga, shit himself and do nothing saga), but Chris' baseline speech and mannerisms are fascinating to me.

I just like the "he did some bad things". Like that's how he describes what happened to millions of innocent people.
Chris has used harsher language to describe what we've "done" to him... we're the worst, we're monsters, bastards, horrible human beings, freaks, and bullies who drag his good name through the worst mud, dirt, and bodily fluids. But Hitler? He just did some bad things. We all do bad things. It's fine.

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I want her to respond; but at the same time I pray she never sees this horrifying nightmare.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just like the "he did some bad things". Like that's how he describes what happened to millions of innocent people.
Chris has used harsher language to describe what we've "done" to him... we're the worst, we're monsters, bastards, horrible human beings, freaks, and bullies who drag his good name through the worst mud, dirt, and bodily fluids. But Hitler? He just did some bad things. We all do bad things. It's fine.

He does not actually care what Hitler did, he cares about looking good and struttin' for da ladies. We've entered the
"Vir-Chu Signaling Saga"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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[Mariposa Electrique]

What your gender means, according to science, Chris should not be allowed inside a women's restroom or within the vicinity of children.
Remember when Chris got drunk every single day....and remember what a lunatic Chris actually is.

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

God, I just had a horrible vision of Chris pulling a Schmorky and using that squeeky MLP voice all the time because it sounds slightly more 'feminine'.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Your 24 dollars a month on Patreon at work, folks. (Pretty sure it was about 50 a month a few months ago)

 

[jc17]

So... If it wasn't for Google, Chris wouldn't know if Hitler did bad things or not?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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Amnyfest also allows you to walk around naked in public without people realizing it.

 

[4Macie]

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Keeps him from having a balanced mind alright...but that's not the birthstones fault.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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no, that's the hundreds of pounds of FAT

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Oh. It's only 15 seconds. Can someone merge this with Random Updates?

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Chris paints one eye green, one eye blue and sings about how they are a lesbian.

It really is odd how Chris identifies with a cartoon equine.

 

[Baby Pom]

Oh. It's only 15 seconds. Can someone merge this with Random Updates?

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Can someone do a transcript? I can't understand this at all

 

[Aldora]

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I think your birthstone is broken.

 

[knux]

Oh. It's only 15 seconds. Can someone merge this with Random Updates?

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It's very slow but more interesting Chris stuff (not just endless e-begging) is coming back.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I wonder how much he would chimpout if he got blocked by tara or on of the other voice actors.

 

[Marvin]

I just like the "he did some bad things". Like that's how he describes what happened to millions of innocent people.
Chris has used harsher language to describe what we've "done" to him... we're the worst, we're monsters, bastards, horrible human beings, freaks, and bullies who drag his good name through the worst mud, dirt, and bodily fluids. But Hitler? He just did some bad things. We all do bad things. It's fine.

This essay is about the second World War, where the US went against Germany and Japan. The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!

 

[Strelok]

Mad props to whatever poor bastard manages to transcribe that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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So Chris can't get drunk? I find that hard to believe

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Oh. It's only 15 seconds. Can someone merge this with Random Updates?

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Starring Eric Cartman as Fluttershy.