🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

I really want to know how Ralph moving to Mexico came into existence.

You know what it was? He got it from Kiwis making fun of/speculating how he could save money. At least that's how I remember it, we would discuss his circumstances as we do and one day on his show he accidentally shared a screen shot of a search for cost of moving to Mexico and eventually he turned up there.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This stingy fucker brought his son some milk, he's such a broke loser.
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Ralph… a Tijuana hooker and bottle of makers mark is not appropriate as gifts for a 4 year old

 

[HackerX]

This stingy fucker brought his son some milk, he's such a broke loser.
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"Couldn't ask for more"? Idk. Being there on Saturday is something he could have asked for, but that's something he flat out didn't do.

What are the odds that the government-mandated overeer was the one who mentioned Xander's upcoming birthday? I'm taking the over on that one.

 

[Um...]

I don't remember the last time Ralph has mentioned it or taken any pictures of it

This was the last sighting of the unfortunate vehicle that I know of


from a livestream of him going to the torta place. Grimy and mud-covered, parked out under the blistering sun all day and banged up from Ralph’s drunk driving misadventures. I think he just abandoned it and stopped making payments. What’s Nissan going to do, ding his credit score? He has no credit score and doesn’t give a shit.

Cheaper to just uber on the rare occasions he goes anywhere.

 

[drammamean]

I really want to know how Ralph moving to Mexico came into existence. Like, how does that come up as a viable option for anyone, especially him. It was obviously a combo of Ralph running away from problems and cheaper cost of living, but I have to imagine someone was whispering the idea into his pig ears. It was just such an off-the-wall solution to the Ralphaproblem. I did enjoy Ralphastint of "haha alawgs, yeww'll never find mehh", only to be found within a month. Maybe Ralph was hoping people would find him moving to Mexico to be too ridiculous to believe?

Lots of Americans are moving to Mexico for the lower cost of living. But none of them are moving to podunk shitholes like Merida.

 

[break these cuffs]

Lots of Americans are moving to Mexico for the lower cost of living. But none of them are moving to podunk shitholes like Merida.

Merida is a reasonably popular tourist town and the safest city in Mexico. They've built specific low cost neighborhoods marketed to snowbirds and retired expats. Gunt could have picked much worse places to live.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

This was the last sighting of the unfortunate vehicle that I know of

One of my favorite bits of lore about the Ralphatruck was Pantsu's revelation that he would spend hours just sitting in it because it was so hot in their hovel and the AC barely worked. I guess he has gotten used to the heat since he gave up the truck.

 

[HackerX]

Quick question. During a two day Xanduh visit (completely hypothetical), does he stay in the Sandy Eggo area overnight or does he run back to Tijuana for a cheaper hotel? It's gotta be the latter, right? Yes, it's hilariously pathetic, but Jesus Christ. Imagine getting to a point in life where your plans are dictated around the schedule of a Mexican shuttle to/from the border.

 

[JAKL II]

Quick question. During a two day Xanduh visit (completely hypothetical), does he stay in the Sandy Eggo area overnight or does he run back to Tijuana for a cheaper hotel? It's gotta be the latter, right? Yes, it's hilariously pathetic, but Jesus Christ. Imagine getting to a point in life where your plans are dictated around the schedule of a Mexican shuttle to/from the border.

Its absolutely the latter.

 

[porkWellington]

I'm putting him down for death by lack of situational awareness. How can you be this oblivious especially when you're a gringo which comes off as a very easy target lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

But Ralph's reality is he is now to broke to move back to the USA. He doesn't have Meigh's credit to leach off of for an apartment. And his truck is likely dead and facing repo order back in the US. He is trapped in shithole mexico forever now, alone. He should have jumped on the opportunity to move to Florida with Baked but somehow he fucked that up too. Or just couldn't afford to get there.

I can’t imagine Baked making the offer, but it’s funny YOBA poached Gunt’s loyal paypig and janny. Ralph couldn’t afford to rent a grotty room from YOBA and besides he’s terrified of living with other men. He’d be on the permanent cuck couch and they wouldnt ignore him like Hunter, they’d make content out of him.

Ralph has been trying to convince anyone to visit or move down to Mexico since he arrived. Even if Merida was the ultimate paradise for pennies on the dollar who would want to move to a town where you would be Ralph’s only English speaking friend? Who would want to be Mr. Pantsu? Nobody. Not even Adowulf.

Four years ago, when he was still making some decent streaming income, he had years of unpaid taxes, mountains of debt, terrible credit and all the legal problems. He thought Mexico was the solution, but running from your problems never works and now he makes far less money. He’s trapped in Mexico.

If he doesn’t die in Mexico I predict he will eventually head back to the USA and get signed up to the Medicaid programs for indigent drug addicts.

 

[Blue Gunty]

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I'm putting him down for death by lack of situational awareness. How can you be this oblivious especially when you're a gringo which comes off as a very easy target lmao

so a hooker stole this phone again

 

[Um...]

Merida is a reasonably popular tourist town and the safest city in Mexico. They've built specific low cost neighborhoods marketed to snowbirds and retired expats. Gunt could have picked much worse places to live.

Sure it’s great except for it’s 100+ degrees with 70% humidity every day, and you can’t drink the water or flush the toilet because third world plumbing and water supply…

 

[break these cuffs]

Sure it’s great except for it’s 100+ degrees with 70% humidity every day, and you can’t drink the water or flush the toilet because third world plumbing and water supply…

I'm honestly surprised he survived. He was a welfare queen who survived off his mother. Sandra was dead for a bit over a year before he was forced to flee the country. It goes to show just how conducive to gringos Merida is.

 

[Um...]

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I'm putting him down for death by lack of situational awareness. How can you be this oblivious especially when you're a gringo which comes off as a very easy target lmao

So no Ralphamania 2 (as promised) and now no irl Tijuana livestream (also promised) and he doesn’t even know if his phone was stolen or he just left it somewhere? Keep popping those xannies bud, it’s working out great!

I'm honestly surprised he survived.

He’s doggedly indestructible, like a cockroach.

 

[Muppetstudios]

You can set your watch on Ralph losing a phone while travelling. At this point it should be the free space on your Ethan Ralph bingo card....

Well that and alcohol and xannies

 

[sufferhorse]

ralph loses his phone every time he comes back from someplace shady. its called getting rid of the evidence.

 

[Punished Larson]

Does his son even love him?

Is any of this even true??

 

[HackerX]

so a hooker stole this phone again

It's unfortunate. Now that Ralph has found the comfort that only a man can provide, it's only going to get worse.

I do appreciate that Ralph is taking the opportunity of losing a phone, yet again, to flex that he can go burn money on phones. Obviously he won't, because he can't afford it, but he wants to give the illusion that can. Piggly Niggly barely ever streams outside of the shack anyways.

All he's gonna do is xeet about the super mega awesome time he's having but he won't stream it because of how such a super mega awesome time it is. If you're lucky, he might take a picture of a random dude as proof of the super mega awesome time he's having.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He's having such a great time, screaming into his phone behind a non-descript background, like the coward he is.