Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Well, aside from the whole raping Mint Salad bit, sure.

It almost sounds like Juju wants Vito to be beaten up by Riley.

A scenario:

Hackamania is a trap. Melton felts Nick Rekieta. Then Riley beats up Vito, and the cops burst in and shoot Riley to death. The cops declare the whole thing an unlawful assembly, and tell everybody to fuck off to whence they came. Dejected, Nick visits a bar before going home. At the airport, his P.O. meets him and tells him to piss in a cup.

Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

Another scenario:
All the doors in the casino suddenly lock from the outside
Then the FBI starts pumping in the gas

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Another scenario:
All the doors in the casino suddenly lock from the outside
Then the FBI starts pumping in the gas

Trump's FBI with the ebil Nazi tactics.
What a dream.

 

[Captain Manning]

Officially acknowledged:

But how will it be Eric July's fault?

This one might actually be "Aaron's fault." It's Melton's show, and not Juju's, and Melton doesn't seem to give much of a fuck about July.

 

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People come by to leave flowers and pay their respects like one of those car crash memorials.

Then on their way out of his kitchen Nick attempts to solicit sexual favors from them.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.

I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.

Without breaching any confidences, is there any reality to the cyber trespass investigation against Rekieta and others?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So far as we know, he apparently had a practice of driving up to St. Paul to get it, with all his bizarre obvious lies about why he was always going up there in the middle of the night, "to get jerky" being the most well known.

Nick met a coke dealer at the gay club he went to sometimes and used that person on an ongoing basis. That person may have taken the trip out to nick’s house once he started buying in sufficient quantities/had a track record but otherwise Nick drove to the dealer’s place or met him out at a bar.

End of story.

 

[Strix454]

That person may have taken the trip out to nick’s house once he started buying in sufficient quantities/had a track record but otherwise Nick drove to the dealer’s place or met him out at a bar.

Based on the information we have, I think its very likely that he always drove to Minneapolis to buy. I think he found a dealer in or around a minneapolis club originally. And it wasn't a good dealer.

 

[AI Generated User]

I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.

I have it on good authority to say that dogs are used to check packages at FedEx distribution centers.

Interesting article on the legality of it here: https://reason.com/2024/08/12/lawsu...lions-in-cash-from-fedex-packages-every-year/

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick met a coke dealer at the gay club he went to sometimes and used that person on an ongoing basis.

Based on the information we have, I think its very likely that he always drove to Minneapolis to buy.

Exactly. We knew this, mostly.

Since his "comeback," he's confirmed that, since 2020, he has done too much cocaine from visiting karaoke nights at a club (I can find the timestamp, if nec.) Based on other investigations ITT, that would mean Gay90s and this:


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Point: This has been known for a while. His coke connection was here. He's basically said so. Plenty of clips about karaoke and Minneapolis going back years.

 

[30+GameOvers]

If all the people who hate each other show up, or Melton snakes Nick live on stage, it might turn into the real "Creator Clash" we all deserve.

I was just gonna laugh how even these retards can get an event going and Ian/Anisa can't. Just imagine balldo in the ring, out of the count in a span of 10 seconds like his whiskey dick.

 

[Niggernerd]

Does metlon even have an audience to pay for this event or is just going to be a cheap get together livestreamed

 

[Fapcop]

I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.

Well, since we’re going back in time.

Spoiler

I don’t know if you remember, but back in the Web 1.0 days you could buy drugs from “pharmacies” from abroad?

Not talking about the shitty “telehealth” companies where you’d pay 200$ for a consultation from some crooked doc a year from retirement age, and some pharmacy in Florida would fed ex you your hydrocodone/oxycontin a few days later.

Nah, we’re talking about little web stores in in India, Thailand and Europe. You had forums where you’d discuss suppliers etc. You know pre-Silk Road.

I knew a guy who ran a little business buying benzos from Serbia and reselling them to Americans. He always sent them through USPS to avoid seizures.

Being young and curious I also checked out the forums, and apparently it was common knowledge there to avoid UPS/Fedex etc and stick to postal carriers.

Take it with a grain of salt though because you know druggies. On the other hand, given that some of these folks took absolutely wild amounts of Valium and Xanax, you’d figure they know something about seizures

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Does metlon even have an audience to pay for this event or is just going to be a cheap get together livestreamed

That is a good question. I wondered the same thing. Looking at the videos on reddit from a previous event the location seemed total ass, there were very little people, seating options were limited and some retards on stage were talking with the volume turned up way too high.

I understand why they ban recording, because it would show how bad the event is. Nick showing up there would be a major attraction.

[EDIT] This year's venue looks a lot better though. https://thesanddollarlv.com/downtown/#gallery

I hope they have tables and chairs for the dance floor, because I doubt the attendees can stand for days. The slot machines at the bar is a nice touch. That way people can get fucked in multiple way during the same even. First by the ticket price, then by Vito and Dax, then by the slot machine.

 

[Captain Manning]

Exactly. We knew this, mostly.

Since his "comeback," he's confirmed that, since 2020, he has done too much cocaine from visiting karaoke nights at a club (I can find the timestamp, if nec.) Based on other investigations ITT, that would mean Gay90s and this:
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Point: This has been known for a while. His coke connection was here. He's basically said so. Plenty of clips about karaoke and Minneapolis going back years.

I am not gonna overextend myself and say it was definitely somebody at Gay 90s, or it was definitely "that nigger that lives at the crackhouse off 75th Ave." I can't be that specific. You may be right.

I am just 99.99999% certain itwas somebody in MSP ("the cities"), and it wasn't Cory or any of his Locals retards.

Also, I am betting he basically lost that dealer, because I am not sure you'd want to keep dealing to somebody who got caught with the shit you sold them, has 5 years of probation over their heads, and would have a great incentive to rat you out to the 5-0 if they get caught again.

Another point is that if it were one of his Locals retards, he probably would have burned them. He does not actually care about his fans. Whereas doing that to somebody nearby to you sounds good way to end up falling down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

There is a theory in the state that interfering with people's now just about absolute "right" to drive is inherently wrong. If people can't drive, people will not be able to work. And people can't work, they will never be able to pay any fines. And if people can't pay their fines and can't work.....there just going to become homeless. And only a monster would want good hard-working people who just had "one bad day" to become homeless.

It started with ending towing of people at expired meters. Then they went on to say that no car can ever be towed for parking tickets. No matter how many have unpaid. Then they started attempting to pass legislation to stop suspending drivers licenses for unpaid fines or tickets. And the state backed way off on suspending licenses even without the legislation.

What Nick is doing is actually quite rational in terms of how Minnesota works today. You can violate all kinds of motor vehicle laws and even just ignore the traffic courts. The worst that will happen is that they will hand your name over to a debt collection agency.

That Nick could get away so easy without registration or even insurance should give sane people reason to pause in the state. But not really.

Maybe rational but absolutely immoral, from a citizen standpoint.

The reason that that approach (mostly) works in MN is that most people have an actual internal locus of right & wrong - and also take formal/ public sanctions fairly seriously.

Nick is an outlier, and not in a good way.

 

[Niggernerd]

That is a good question. I wondered the same thing. Looking at the videos on reddit from a previous event the location seemed total ass, there were very little people, seating options were limited and some retards on stage were talking with the volume turned up way too high.

I understand why they ban recording, because it would show how bad the event is. Nick showing up there would be a major attraction.

If they're hoping to get people to show up because of nick, that's a big ask. Nick barely gets 1.2k people to watch his garbage and as trash as his audience is. They're probably too busy to go to Las Vegas and deep down they know nicks just gonna talk about muh goo so no point in going and just wait for a stream to go on. Though for Nick it won't matter because he's likely gonna go crazy with degeneracy regardless.

 

[sherwoods110]

Elissa dropped another one of these a few hours ago. There is no way I am watching the whole thing, will probably just have it play in the background. I have watched the first few minutes, though and Nick is clearly high as a kite. He can't stop moving around. Also, the mics sound like hot garbage. Great job, boys.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Does metlon even have an audience to pay for this event or is just going to be a cheap get together livestreamed

Melton teamed up with Karl from WATP for precisely this reason; he's able to pull off such an event due to Karl's loyal, travelling fanbase.

 

[Captain Manning]

If they're hoping to get people to show up because of nick, that's a big ask. Nick barely gets 1.2k people to watch his garbage and as trash as his audience is. They're probably too busy to go to Las Vegas and deep down they know nicks just gonna talk about muh goo so no point in going and just wait for a stream to go on. Though for Nick it won't matter because he's likely gonna go crazy with degeneracy regardless.

What they're doing is weird.

They invited him, but they don't have him listed predominately in the literature, and are really playing down his involvement. @Folgers Can posted a NLO clip a few pages back where Melton and pals were talking about how they don't really like Nick, and he's only got one panel.

I think this is why people think they're gonna possibly snake him.