Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?

Look man...

When you don't have a whole lot to work with...

At least the "fuck Ralph festival" was online and they had actual material. I can't imagine trying to make an entire career out of alogging Aaron Imholte, much less holding a physical convention. Point and laugh at his antics once in a while, sure, but the Dabbleverse people are all pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

Riley has been threatening to cause problems at Hackamania, with Vito having a bitchfit.

Excellent. If it happens, whoever loses... we win!

 

[woodedbag]

Partial crosspost from the Dick Masterson thread, Riley has been threatening to cause problems at Hackamania, with Vito having a bitchfit.
Null covered this on MATI, suggesting it's gayops to generate controversy, but the way Dick angrily grabs his phone right at the end feels genuine to me.
Maybe they're both such passive-aggressive bitches it has the appearance of insincery?
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What is with child predators and wearing baseball caps? (Vito, Melton)
A sense of shame to hide their face, or is it to prevent DNA from hair being left at a crime scene?
It seems the highlights of this show will be several AI voices calling Aaron beggy for the 1204th time, TBPITU being the e-grifter version of The View and some gay shit from Nick we've likely all already heard, but elaborated on. Hackamania seems to be held together with staples and PVA glue. Do we have an estimated attendance number?

do these people breed these fat pedophiles in a lab or something? i dont understand how this particular phenotype is so common within this circle. its just fat pedophile fat pedophile drug addict fat pedophile middle aged horse woman fat pedophile middle aged horse woman. there is almost no variance. needs to be studied.

 

[Potatoherder]

Can't wait until Nick attacks her for 'steeling' his system. Somehow I doubt she will spend most of the time trying embarrass guests with sexual questions. Do see her getting off to telling guest how much of a pervert they are either. Honestly Nick used to be super good at getting locals and subject experts on to inform his viewers. Then he decided to let his freak flag fly and only cared about that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's honestly just like Ethan Ralph .
Ethan Ralph was carried by his two cohosts and made a lot of money. Skelly was carried by a large cabal of lawyers while he drunkenly yapped about futanari penis and other bizarre coomer garbage. He's useless.

He even managed to do well before the lawyer panels by getting different figures to guest on his show and bring their audiences. He also deftly avoided much of the internecine fighting in/between those communities for years. He fumbled badly.

His $8k property tax bill is due in less than 2 weeks. Lets see if he wants to pay penalties and interest:

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord/27-805-0010/T

Nick better make sure he is on time with all payments and finally gets to paying off his speeding tickets.
All that bullshit that he just let slide for years won't fly now that he is required to be a productive member of society.

All the anecdotal evidence shows that Nick's a slob that doesn't properly clean. Are we to believe the man that has a visibly filthy kitchen and streaming room will be super meticulous about ensuring the cocaine he's using is properly stored and not contaminating random surfaces in the home? Especially when he was getting as fucked up and inebriated as he was while using?

That's in addition to Nick mentioning that cops took the cocaine that was "on top of the fridge", meaning he was lying about all cocaine being secured and inaccessible, as the cops were able to easily access it.

That's all theoretical because in all likelihood Nick probably just deliberately dosed his kid with cocaine.

His father will pay taxes for him again. Locking it in now. He will also pay for a cleaning service if needed as well.

I know that not paying taxes and bills will not violate his probation any more than a dorty house, but if Iwere his PO and looking for responsible patterns, it would count against him. Nick is delusional enough to think that no one has the right to form opinions or inferences about him outside autistically hyper-specifc terms and definitions and scope in legal matters.

Melton fans/Aaron a-logs deserve their own thread but nobody cares enough to draft the OP.

The Aaron thread and Patrick thread are good hosts for now. They are not important enough to have their own individually or severally outside the figureheads.

No one too lazy and un-DIY to put a cupboard door back on is going to be able to use a laser engraver, let alone engrave 5000 pieces of anything.

He can leave it in pieces in memory of CGoody. That's sorted now!

It wouldn't even have been that much per unit in the quantities he would have ordered. He was too lazy to individually ship them out to all 5000 or so. Imagine a social media expert not understanding how merch fulfillment works.

He wanted someone to take the orders, make, and ship it for him. This was the big hang-up that caused thr initla delay until his terminal laziness overcame him.

I find it funny (but NOT weird) that he will end up doing all the work himself if he does pull it all together.

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.* Unless you live in Minnesota, in which case it’s perfectly safe and recommended to send drugs through the mail, since Minnesota law says that law enforcement can’t inspect FedEx and USPS packages.

Gee, I wish I lived in MN where it’s basically risk free to get cocaine sent with a courier. Yisserees!

Look, I simply do not believe that CGoody, from Pennsylvania, was Nick's coke dealer. I simply don't. Sorry.

I think this discussion is stupid. I'm not even so much defending Cory here as I'm pointing out this particular line of speculation is baseless. I also feel the idea that Juju was sending him coke through the mail is silly too. And I loathe Juju.

The only "evidence" that CGoody was sending Nick coke is that they both do drugs, and they knew each other online. It's weak sauce.

Nick is a pathological liar, and Aaron can be a liar, but when the two of them (who hate each other's guts) can agree on something, it seems logical to me that he almost certainly scored the coke from a local(ish) dealer in MN, via a direct in-person transaction, like the both of them agree he did.

Even if Cory were his connection and it was/is simple as pie to get teh drugz in the post, Nick was such an incompetent retard he was documented to drive hours to Minneapolis for them.

Look no further for proof of Nick's general imbecility than the fact of the poor showing in a motivated endeavor to obtain drugs. Even when he cared, he put no effort into simplifying things. It explains his top-end please deal terms as well.

 

[chalkyresidue]

"If we're going to be held criminally liable, we may as well open ourselves up to civil liability too!"
Retardation like this is truly a sight to behold.

If you don’t have freedom, you don’t need assets. Checkmate, nerds!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I know that not paying taxes and bills will not violate his probation any more than a dorty house, but if Iwere his PO and looking for responsible patterns, it would count against him.

It won't violate him, but they can put pressure on him. It is not a sign that he understands his situation and is trying to do better.
He is still hoping for the probation to be reduced after a while, normally people do not have to do the entire amount.
I don't think it is very likely they will allow it in this case when he is refusing to behave like a normal human.

 

[woodedbag]

just saw this on HBO Max. lord balldo, aaron, i know you both read this daily. if you actually want to own the alogs and become relevant on the internet again/ever, this is your chance. please consider it. this is the type of career rejuvenation that can turn everything around for both of you

 

[LemonParty]

Nick better make sure he is on time with all payments and finally gets to paying off his speeding tickets.
All that bullshit that he just let slide for years won't fly now that he is required to be a productive member of society.

What the fuck is wrong with Minnesota? If I don't pay a single petty speeding, cell phone, or parking ticket my license gets suspended where I live.

Honestly if I can just not pay traffic tickets (not that I've had many) with NO ramifications I wouldn't pay it too if not for the insurance penalties. Think about how much Nick's car insurance is with a dozen unpaid tickets and his flashy new performance (debatable) car. This retard's insurance must be 6k - 8k a year. Mommy and Daddy probably pay for.

 

[Fapcop]

Partial crosspost from the Dick Masterson thread, Riley has been threatening to cause problems at Hackamania, with Vito having a bitchfit.
Null covered this on MATI, suggesting it's gayops to generate controversy, but the way Dick angrily grabs his phone right at the end feels genuine to me.
Maybe they're both such passive-aggressive bitches it has the appearance of insincery?
View attachment 7317233
What is with child predators and wearing baseball caps? (Vito, Melton)
A sense of shame to hide their face, or is it to prevent DNA from hair being left at a crime scene?
It seems the highlights of this show will be several AI voices calling Aaron beggy for the 1204th time, TBPITU being the e-grifter version of The View and some gay shit from Nick we've likely all already heard, but elaborated on. Hackamania seems to be held together with staples and PVA glue. Do we have an estimated attendance number?

Obviously not a huge Vito fan but wtf is Dick’s problem, lol!

Somehow he managed to make Vito look sensible and calm. If some degenerate, foul smelling psychopath is threatening to assault you if you do a show, then yeah: It’s reasonable to go “Welp, guess I’ll do a show somewhere else with fewer sexpests and better security!”

Yet somehow Dick acts like he’s taking crazy pills and a demand for an absolute minimum of security and common decency is totally outrageous.

WAT?!

Great company Nick is keeping. My only pleasure from watching them interact, is how bored Dick looks, and that Rekieta somehow never notices their disregard or when they mock him.

W

What the fuck is wrong with Minnesota? If I don't pay a single petty speeding, cell phone, or parking ticket my license gets suspended where I live.

Honestly if I can just not pay traffic tickets (not that I've had many) with NO ramifications I wouldn't pay it too if not for the insurance penalties. Think about how much Nick's car insurance is with a dozen unpaid tickets and his flashy new performance (debatable) car. This retard's insurance must be 6k - 8k a year. Mommy and Daddy probably pay for.

It’s a state that’s dedicated to worshipping niggers.

Note that they made “discrimination” against fat people illegal, because god forbid some 500lb sheboon might not fit through a door.

 

[ChromaQuack]

So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?

And Nick didn't even get a switch for his troubles. He's below a redditor .

 

[Vibralldo]

What is with child predators and wearing baseball caps? (Vito, Melton)

I think they're both just balding/bald

 

[Strix454]

What the fuck is wrong with Minnesota? If I don't pay a single petty speeding, cell phone, or parking ticket my license gets suspended where I live.

There is a theory in the state that interfering with people's now just about absolute "right" to drive is inherently wrong. If people can't drive, people will not be able to work. And people can't work, they will never be able to pay any fines. And if people can't pay their fines and can't work.....there just going to become homeless. And only a monster would want good hard-working people who just had "one bad day" to become homeless.

It started with ending towing of people at expired meters. Then they went on to say that no car can ever be towed for parking tickets. No matter how many have unpaid. Then they started attempting to pass legislation to stop suspending drivers licenses for unpaid fines or tickets. And the state backed way off on suspending licenses even without the legislation.

What Nick is doing is actually quite rational in terms of how Minnesota works today. You can violate all kinds of motor vehicle laws and even just ignore the traffic courts. The worst that will happen is that they will hand your name over to a debt collection agency.

That Nick could get away so easy without registration or even insurance should give sane people reason to pause in the state. But not really.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Null covered this on MATI, suggesting it's gayops to generate controversy, but the way Dick angrily grabs his phone right at the end feels genuine to me.
Maybe they're both such passive-aggressive bitches it has the appearance of insincery?

I think it's gayops in the sense that Dax is encouraging or directing Riley to cause problems. It feels to me like Vito is being used as Dax's pet pedo lolcow, and part of that is Dax puppeteering his other pet retard-abuser Riley to attack him. I don't think Vito is in on the joke, in part because Dax doesn't really care about Vito. Vito either chooses to abide it or refuses to acknowledge the situation because he has literally no other way to make a living or be "successful" other than by being Dax's pet pedo lolcow.

Suffer Vito.

 

[Vibralldo]

Somehow he managed to make Vito look sensible and calm. If some degenerate, foul smelling psychopath is threatening to assault you if you do a show, then yeah: It’s reasonable to go “Welp, guess I’ll do a show somewhere else with fewer sexpests and better security!”

Don't worry. A minute or so later Vito says he wants to rape Mint Salad but won't because he it's wrong, so they're all fucking insane.

 

[Captain Manning]

Somehow he managed to make Vito look sensible and calm.

Well, aside from the whole raping Mint Salad bit, sure.

It almost sounds like Juju wants Vito to be beaten up by Riley.

A scenario:

Hackamania is a trap. Melton felts Nick Rekieta. Then Riley beats up Vito, and the cops burst in and shoot Riley to death. The cops declare the whole thing an unlawful assembly, and tell everybody to fuck off to whence they came. Dejected, Nick visits a bar before going home. At the airport, his P.O. meets him and tells him to piss in a cup.

Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

 

[not william stenchever]

The cops declare the whole thing an unlawful assembly, and tell everybody to fuck off from whence they came.

If only they would Waco 2.0 the whole thing.

Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

 

[Windy Moors]

No one too lazy and un-DIY to put a cupboard door back on is going to be able to use a laser engraver, let alone engrave 5000 pieces of anything.

RIP

Never Forget

 

[AnOminous]

Hackamania seems to be held together with staples and PVA glue. Do we have an estimated attendance number?

What are they doing there that they're so ashamed to be known publicly? Circle jerking to child porn? Or is it just a giant homosexual orgy?

do these people breed these fat pedophiles in a lab or something? i dont understand how this particular phenotype is so common within this circle.

I feel sorry for anyone with this unfortunate combination of physiognomy and obesity because anyone seeing them is just going to assume they're some kind of diddler.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If all the people who hate each other show up, or Melton snakes Nick live on stage, it might turn into the real "Creator Clash" we all deserve.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It won't violate him, but they can put pressure on him. It is not a sign that he understands his situation and is trying to do better.
He is still hoping for the probation to be reduced after a while, normally people do not have to do the entire amount.
I don't think it is very likely they will allow it in this case when he is refusing to behave like a normal human.

Another point I neglected was the totally resolved CPS case. This cannot look like responsible parenting, but I suppose that the bar is already low--at least in Minnesota if Nick got his children back so easily while being recalcitrant.

What the fuck is wrong with Minnesota? If I don't pay a single petty speeding, cell phone, or parking ticket my license gets suspended where I live.

Honestly if I can just not pay traffic tickets (not that I've had many) with NO ramifications I wouldn't pay it too if not for the insurance penalties. Think about how much Nick's car insurance is with a dozen unpaid tickets and his flashy new performance (debatable) car. This retard's insurance must be 6k - 8k a year. Mommy and Daddy probably pay for.

It must be nice to not have to worry about the financial consequences of one's actions!

Nick's LARP as a regular, hard-working lawyer supporting his family and attempt to empathise with his audience was a disgusting sham that becomes more and more vile the more he flaunts his access or benefit of familial wealth.

Obviously not a huge Vito fan but wtf is Dick’s problem, lol!

Somehow he managed to make Vito look sensible and calm. If some degenerate, foul smelling psychopath is threatening to assault you if you do a show, then yeah: It’s reasonable to go “Welp, guess I’ll do a show somewhere else with fewer sexpests and better security!”

Yet somehow Dick acts like he’s taking crazy pills and a demand for an absolute minimum of security and common decency is totally outrageous.

WAT?!

Great company Nick is keeping. My only pleasure from watching them interact, is how bored Dick looks, and that Rekieta somehow never notices their disregard or when they mock him.

Well, at least he is consistent from the Eric July situation... he egged Riley on in that case, but I agree that in both it was likely just for controversy views.

Well, aside from the whole raping Mint Salad bit, sure.

It almost sounds like Juju wants Vito to be beaten up by Riley.

A scenario:

Hackamania is a trap. Melton felts Nick Rekieta. Then Riley beats up Vito, and the cops burst in and shoot Riley to death. The cops declare the whole thing an unlawful assembly, and tell everybody to fuck off to whence they came. Dejected, Nick visits a bar before going home. At the airport, his P.O. meets him and tells him to piss in a cup.

Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

But how will it be Eric July's fault?