Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Phouquehead]

Everything has to be about her first and foremost. She couldn't even word it like, "I'm a straight ally showing support for LGBTQ people," she has to tell us about her body, identity and what she is (forcing herself to be) attracted to, and then make lame excuses for the hideous background of the painting. This "love is love" shit is so dated too and copying a stock photo of two conventionally attractive ladies kissing isn't as earth shatteringly progressive as her trapped in the 2000s ass thinks it is. I know she lives in Texas but she is so disconnected from everything. She doesn't care about what actual living lesbians deal with especially with the troon menace being worse than homophobia from straights at this point. She just wanted to paint "yuri" for once because she's trying to brainwash herself into liking women while also looking like a good person to her nonexistent audience. At least she didn't use some gravure or softcore "lesbians" for reference... though I'm sure she will in a later painting (with her signature vomit background).

 

[Trombonista]

Cluck 'n Go.

Pixy would get fired from there within 2 weeks.

 

[Dysnomia]

Time to rewrite history again. She's always been attracted to women.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pixy would get fired from there within 2 weeks.

The very first day she'd be let go after somebody ma'am'd her and she had an autistic meltdown before running into the back to cry like all manly men do when people call them women.

Time to rewrite history again. She's always been attracted to women.

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I guess it's like Chris-Chan who was totally against homos until he admitted he was one?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I guess it's like Chris-Chan who was totally against homos until he admitted he was one?

It's actually totally ok for Chris-Chan to have railed against Da Homos because she was simply a self-hating egg in the closet it's fully excusable for stunning and honest transwoman to have been homophobic or sexist before being able to live their sparkly and beautiful truth, because it was actually themselves they hated all along and they didn't really hate gay people, and anyway it's not possible for transwomen to be homophobic.

The reason why Ashton-kun hated other women is just because he hated being falsely perceived as a woman, so he lashed out at other women because he really hated himself as a woman

Everyone knows that bad behavior and dangerous or problematic views can all be explained away once a sad little closeted egg is allowed to hatch into the beautiful trans butterfly they were always meant to be! Uwu uwu!

Spoiler

I've literally seen that sort of argument used to defend Chris-Chan and argue that he's a True and Honest transwoman and a pure little cinnamon roll who was just a victim of the mean mean transphobic bullies playing Kick the Autistic. People never want to acknowledge his homophobia, racism, sexism, threatening Megan with rape...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The reason why Ashton-kun hated other women is just because he hated being falsely perceived as a woman, so he lashed out at other women because he really hated himself as a woman

And here I was because she was jealous they were thinner, prettier and better at cosplay than she was.

Silly me.

 

[Metatron]

"Regardless of me being a man who has a chest" everyone has a chest.
And of course it's traced. I'm wondering about the puzzle piece heart floating in the yellow void, is it for autistic love?

I think that heart has a stomach penis.

This might be the craziest thing I have typed on here.

 

[one_time_user]

apparently Pixie is a trendsetter of sorts

 

[Dysnomia]

I think that heart has a stomach penis.

This might be the craziest thing I have typed on here.

Well it is a misshapen lump with something sticking out of it. Maybe it's an abstract self portrait.

apparently Pixie is a trendsetter of sorts

I just heard this on the radio. But nothing about burning. Just shaving or cutting with scissors. Just another dumb trend that people will laugh about like buccal fat removal and shaving your eyebrows off and drawing new ones on. I wonder where she got burning from? She's so dumb.

More crying about being old and no one answering her messages about wig commissions. She has no job and was overdrafted last month. But this is her prime concern. A wig for her skinwalk and a trip to San Japan.

 

[Vampirella]

apparently Pixie is a trendsetter of sorts

I knew a guy in high school that did this as a joke and he got an eye infection.

 

[Dysnomia]

I knew a guy in high school that did this as a joke and he got an eye infection.

We're gonna have a lot of dumb guys with eye infections until they move onto the next retarded thing.

I don't think that Pixy will actually go through with it. She's too dumb and clumsy to do anything other than injure herself and cry about it.

 

[Vampirella]

We're gonna have a lot of dumb guys with eye infections until they move onto the next retarded thing.

Yeah I see it like when back in my day people would try to do at home eyebrow piercings with safety pins.

 

[Phouquehead]

I don't even know anymore.

Spoiler: Take your meds, Sarah

Putting it under a spoiler just in case but seriously wtf. This might be a funny joke painting if she wasn't a waste of space who thinks she's going to sprout her own "pecker" any day now. I hope to god she doesn't try to sell this garbage. Also "studying" Japanese my ass. I'm nowhere near fluent and I can tell that doesn't fucking say "Smoking Naked Cat Man on a Friday." It says "Retard's Imaginary Penis... Smoking."

Jk, it says something like Friday's cat's naked man "smoking. (With only an opening English quotation mark for some reason.) It's all wrong grammatically and not even machine translation would give you something this retarded. She just strung together nouns with the の particle and didn't know the kanji and conjugation for "smoking" so she wrote it out in katakana. Kinda like those vaporwave song and album titles that are also now kinda outdated.

Also all of her descriptions read like what her art teachers or fellow students would say about her art to her in highschool classes or even earlier. Adults don't describe their own art like this when presenting it to others. "Durr I like da colorz. The background is so random LOL XD oh and he has a boner because I'll have one someday. :3" Put her in a group home already, Mr. Guilbeaux.

I hope someone reports this post on FB, purely for the lolz. Not even because it's offensive (it's not) but just to see her screech even harder about her "right" to be a pervert online with nasty paintings like this and how we will not harm her, she is a man, blah blah blah.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I've had a few experiences with Facebook mobile where I'll be typing something and maybe close the keyboard, which prompts Facebook to go "Bwuahh I don't WANNA!" and just eat my whole post because Facebook sucks and is ran off of 5 hamsters on wheels. Come to think of it, I think Pixy has complained in the past about posts she's made in groups not showing up. That's also a quirk of mobile Facebook. There's no ghosts, Pixy- you're just using Facebook on your phone which is like trying to nail jelly to a tree.
Facebook is fat and I would not have sex with it

 

[Vampirella]

I don't even know anymore.

Spoiler: Take your meds, Sarah

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Putting it under a spoiler just in case but seriously wtf. This might be a funny joke painting if she wasn't a waste of space who thinks she's going to sprout her own "pecker" any day now. I hope to god she doesn't try to sell this garbage. Also "studying" Japanese my ass. I'm nowhere near fluent and I can tell that doesn't fucking say "Smoking Naked Cat Man on a Friday." It says "Retard's Imaginary Penis... Smoking."

Jk, it says something like Friday's cat's naked man "smoking. (With only an opening English quotation mark for some reason.) It's all wrong grammatically and not even machine translation would give you something this retarded. She just strung together nouns with the の particle and didn't know the kanji and conjugation for "smoking" so she wrote it out in katakana. Kinda like those vaporwave song and album titles that are also now kinda outdated.

Also all of her descriptions read like what her art teachers or fellow students would say about her art to her in highschool classes or even earlier. Adults don't describe their own art like this when presenting it to others. "Durr I like da colorz. The background is so random LOL XD oh and he has a boner because I'll have one someday. :3" Put her in a group home already, Mr. Guilbeaux.

I hope someone reports this post on FB, purely for the lolz. Not even because it's offensive (it's not) but just to see her screech even harder about her "right" to be a pervert online with nasty paintings like this and how we will not harm her, she is a man, blah blah blah.

I do not like this new reboot of the cat in the hat with a pecker.

 

[Detective Carey]

See I actually like this painting. Sure it's fucking terrible and calls for eyebleach, but that's at least something. I'd hang this in my bathroom just to weird out guests trying to poop in peace. I'm not gonna buy it from her online, but if I stumbled across it in the wild yeah I'd throw some cash towards it. Same for the derp Chester painting.

 

[Olive D. Cox]

I do not like this new reboot of the cat in the hat with a pecker.

One dick

Two dick

Gut dick

New dick

 

[Picklechu]

"Like me soon."



Does she think her phantom tummydong is going to erupt from her gut?

 

[Vampirella]

See I actually like this painting. Sure it's fucking terrible and calls for eyebleach, but that's at least something.

I wonder what she traced it from.

"Like me soon."



Does she think her phantom tummydong is going to erupt from her gut?

See her saying stuff like this really makes me worried she's got a tumor in there. I don't know if she really feels some pressure in there or if it's her being crazy, but I wouldn't chance it.

 

[Dysnomia]

I don't even know anymore.

Spoiler: Take your meds, Sarah

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Putting it under a spoiler just in case but seriously wtf. This might be a funny joke painting if she wasn't a waste of space who thinks she's going to sprout her own "pecker" any day now. I hope to god she doesn't try to sell this garbage. Also "studying" Japanese my ass. I'm nowhere near fluent and I can tell that doesn't fucking say "Smoking Naked Cat Man on a Friday." It says "Retard's Imaginary Penis... Smoking."

Jk, it says something like Friday's cat's naked man "smoking. (With only an opening English quotation mark for some reason.) It's all wrong grammatically and not even machine translation would give you something this retarded. She just strung together nouns with the の particle and didn't know the kanji and conjugation for "smoking" so she wrote it out in katakana. Kinda like those vaporwave song and album titles that are also now kinda outdated.

Also all of her descriptions read like what her art teachers or fellow students would say about her art to her in highschool classes or even earlier. Adults don't describe their own art like this when presenting it to others. "Durr I like da colorz. The background is so random LOL XD oh and he has a boner because I'll have one someday. :3" Put her in a group home already, Mr. Guilbeaux.

I hope someone reports this post on FB, purely for the lolz. Not even because it's offensive (it's not) but just to see her screech even harder about her "right" to be a pervert online with nasty paintings like this and how we will not harm her, she is a man, blah blah blah.

I'm not seeing the Japanese feel here. It's just a messy background and a fat man with a cat head. Maybe that grey thing on the left side is part of Mount Fuji? I wonder what image she traced for the cat with the hat and cigarette. Looks a little too tight to be Pixy's work alone.

I think the wording of her posts are getting worse. It's similar to her fanfiction. You can tell she's not processing reality clearly as she writes. She's living in fantasy land more and more. I think if Debbie dies she may lose it entirely. One big shock may set her off bad.

I've had a few experiences with Facebook mobile where I'll be typing something and maybe close the keyboard, which prompts Facebook to go "Bwuahh I don't WANNA!" and just eat my whole post because Facebook sucks and is ran off of 5 hamsters on wheels. Come to think of it, I think Pixy has complained in the past about posts she's made in groups not showing up. That's also a quirk of mobile Facebook. There's no ghosts, Pixy- you're just using Facebook on your phone which is like trying to nail jelly to a tree.
Facebook is fat and I would not have sex with it

She's not sharp or sane enough to realise that it's a technical issue. Instead it's rape ghost intercepting her posts because he jelly and controlling like that. He doesn't want Pixy to commission a wig because then she'll go to San Japan and meet a hot chick who wants to be pounded by her stomach penis and get impregnated by it.