DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did Mr “I’m putting boots to asses” Burnell forget that Washington is mutual combat? Meaning it’s legal? That’s why he never goes outside

He doesn’t go outside anymore after discovering delivery services. He use to say “Washington is a dangerous states” but people keep proving him wrong. Mississippi and Ohio have some of the highest homicide rates, so he should feel safer there. He honestly believe the minute he set foot downtown he will get killed. People, who said they been to Renton (and other parts of Washington) said he is lying. I think he’s just trying to find an excuse to use doordash.

I remember one time he got upset over chat after some of them saying they been to Seattle and nobody “tried to killed them” and Phil got pissed and asked for the time they went to Seattle, what day, and where they were at. You know rapists and murderers only operate at certain times of the day.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Fuck the haircut this dumpy faggot needs to just shave already. That sorry excuse for facial hair needs to go

 

[Chiefbingoball]

You know rapists and murderers only operate at certain times of the day.

Real nigga hours

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

He doesn’t go outside anymore after discovering delivery services. He use to say “Washington is a dangerous states” but people keep proving him wrong. Mississippi and Ohio have some of the highest homicide rates, so he should feel safer there. He honestly believe the minute he set foot downtown he will get killed. People, who said they been to Renton (and other parts of Washington) said he is lying. I think he’s just trying to find an excuse to use doordash.

I remember one time he got upset over chat after some of them saying they been to Seattle and nobody “tried to killed them” and Phil got pissed and asked for the time they went to Seattle, what day, and where they were at. You know rapists and murderers only operate at certain times of the day.

I lived in Shelton bout a decade ago and my friend that still lives there reminded me of the mutual combat law and why I didn’t get arrested. It just clicked. But what I will say is unless you around the needle or pikes it’s harmless. I could call Phil a pussy but it’s beyond redundant at this point

 

[San Dimas High School]

He can say whatever he wants. He's a known liar. They only spend $65 by the bank leaks and that lines up with what a woman would normally be charged for their shit.

You're thinking like a normal person. The thing is though, they have separate accounts and pay for their own shit. Those leaks are just his spending. Unless there's some other haircuts he's buying in there, those are for himself.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So the Minecraft mod he was teasing installing was just a controller mod and some shaders....

And he fucked it up only managed to install the shaders (which are drag and drop)

That once again confirms how computer illiterate he is for someone who's been streaming and playing games for the last decade

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Do you even need a mod to play with a controller?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So the Minecraft mod he was teasing installing was just a controller mod and some shaders....

And he fucked it up only managed to install the shaders (which are drag and drop)

That once again confirms how computer illiterate he is for someone who's been streaming and playing games for the last decade

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

He doesn’t go outside anymore after discovering delivery services. He use to say “Washington is a dangerous states” but people keep proving him wrong. Mississippi and Ohio have some of the highest homicide rates, so he should feel safer there. He honestly believe the minute he set foot downtown he will get killed. People, who said they been to Renton (and other parts of Washington) said he is lying. I think he’s just trying to find an excuse to use doordash.

I remember one time he got upset over chat after some of them saying they been to Seattle and nobody “tried to killed them” and Phil got pissed and asked for the time they went to Seattle, what day, and where they were at. You know rapists and murderers only operate at certain times of the day.

I was watching a streamer go over crime reports around Renton, especially the areas where Phil lives and Kat works, and there's been a rising crime problem since Phil moved in, especially a lot of homeless on fentanyl. It honestly looks like a shitty place to live.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

extreme lean in

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Do you even need a mod to play with a controller?

Yes for the java version

And it's basically a forge mod so a 3 step process to install... (Well 4 if you count unzipping)

And nothing complicated just a drag and drop

God I really wish we get a Skyrim modding stream some day... Imagine him struggling with skse versions or not understanding mod dependencies

 

[lupinthethird]

God I really wish we get a Skyrim modding stream some day... Imagine him struggling with skse versions or not understanding mod dependencies

Yeah, I'd pay good money (not to DSP himself of course) to see him try to mod a Bethesda game or New Vegas or something like that. Would probably take him like 2 weeks or more even if he was using a mod guide.

 

[Nate Dingus]

He doesn’t go outside anymore after discovering delivery services. He use to say “Washington is a dangerous states” but people keep proving him wrong. Mississippi and Ohio have some of the highest homicide rates, so he should feel safer there. He honestly believe the minute he set foot downtown he will get killed. People, who said they been to Renton (and other parts of Washington) said he is lying. I think he’s just trying to find an excuse to use doordash.

Phil is terrified of urban crime, despite being largely oblivious to how violent Bridgeport was when he was a kid. Their murder rate in 1992 (63) was higher than Detroit and New Orleans nowadays.

You'd think he'd try and flex his ghetto credentials the way Nick Reikata does.

 

[WASR96]

New Vegas

Phil can't even get his shitty RGB bloatware to work half the time. I think he'd legitimately harm himself or his computer trying to run any of the mods that requires NVSE to work.

 

[SlushFiend]

He doesn’t go outside anymore after discovering delivery services. He use to say “Washington is a dangerous states” but people keep proving him wrong. Mississippi and Ohio have some of the highest homicide rates, so he should feel safer there. He honestly believe the minute he set foot downtown he will get killed. People, who said they been to Renton (and other parts of Washington) said he is lying. I think he’s just trying to find an excuse to use doordash.

I remember one time he got upset over chat after some of them saying they been to Seattle and nobody “tried to killed them” and Phil got pissed and asked for the time they went to Seattle, what day, and where they were at. You know rapists and murderers only operate at certain times of the day.

Renton is the nicer side of outer ring of Seattle. I walked around exploring cause I was bored and the only real problem like every other city right now are junkies/homeless population.
As you said he only acts like its a hell hole is when trying to prove a point on why he doesn't leave the house.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

his truly horrendous dye job being an at-home Just for Men massacre

I still say it looks like Kiwi black shoe polish.

As someone who has had many different hair colors in the past, that's startlingly bad. Box hair dye may not be awesome, but it isn't  that bad. For it to look that dreadful must be an overtly malicious act, and I love it.

sorry for the TMI

 

[JackoVerde]

im surprised someone here hasn't found a photo of young phil. we could never find a yearbook photo due to him going to a small class. though he should be in 4 of them at least.

 

[Iron Father]

I'd like to point out that every time Phil's mentioned a porn performer it's always been a black male. He mentioned Mandingo and Lexington Steel. He's got a type.

You weren't joking!

Spoiler

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I remember one time he got upset over chat after some of them saying they been to Seattle and nobody “tried to killed them” and Phil got pissed and asked for the time they went to Seattle, what day, and where they were at. You know rapists and murderers only operate at certain times of the day.

Funnily enough, Renton is one of the shittiest parts of King County and has one of the highest property crime rates in the US, him acting like Seattle is like Detroit is laughable, especially since there's very little violent crime compared to how much property crime there is. You're very likely to have your house or car broken into but that's about it. Also, like @RuthBaderGinsburg said, while I was researching Phail's claims about crime in Seattle and Renton a few years ago I also noticed how the crime rate in Renton started growing as soon as DSP moved in, the Human Sonichu Medallion theory is starting to become more and more true.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

im surprised someone here hasn't found a photo of young phil. we could never find a yearbook photo due to him going to a small class. though he should be in 4 of them at least.

The only one is him looking like a skinny string bean of a man. So much different than his face reveal. I'm willing to bet he was a chubby kid though. Spoiled by mum. And the snort sacks. I've noticed a lot of Lolcows don't look too different than their adult selves. Cyraxx, Chris Chan, CobraJFS. They look JUST like their adult selves without the wrinkles and maybe more hair.