Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Colon capital V said:
FUCK YOU NIGGER, I WAS GONNA CLITBOARD IMAGE THIS SHIT FAGGOT >:(
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you snooze you lose
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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SOYJAK SPAMMERS: LEARN TO USE THE WEBSITE YOU'RE ON​

Let me explain something to you. This website gives you unlimited freedom of speech* that you seem to take for granted, but it's actually a result of a decade-long Battle Against Trannies.
During this decade, certain forum etiquette formed in this community (similar to Reddiquette). It would be in your best interests to follow it.

The rules you need to follow are these:
1. Always thumbnail your images. That's to make them blurry and to ensure the text is unreadable. The full image will never load, since the website is constantly ACKing itself (valid).
2. Learn your place. Don't talk back to Null. Don't talk back to staff. Don't talk back to a random anime coomer who made his account one day before you (he is an oldFAG, and we don't tolerate homophobia around here). Basically, keep your opinions to yourself.
3. You're a guest here. You don't get to dictate the house rules. If Null wants to make user profiles inaccessible, ban people for no reason, or take 40$ for account creation, that's her right.
Sean Shemmy said:
Feralteen stopped being funny
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No way... 😥
 
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local arkansas man said:
Just made this new 'jak, what should I call him?
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>see kids the joke here is that cobson is a- bit of an og if you catch my drift.
>>wut?
>see cobson is one of the first and most iconic jaks around, so when he days he made a new soyjak hes riffing-
>>wut dat mean pops?
>riffing?, its another word for joking
>>so why not just say dat dada?
>a good vocabular-
>>its cus he one ah dem nurds like at skool
>>can we has some grape drank please papa
>sure... why not
 
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Dr. Arinsu said:
For all of you 2010s OG Club Penguin players have you coin laundered in Club Penguin by going to sites that promised free coins and getting them?
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Why do all unofficial club penguin websites have pedophile owners distributing actual 'p?

>Meet the international racket behind automated DMCA abuse.
Ohhhhh so that's why he was leaking for a moment! :o
 
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Doublefrag said:
People hate soyjaks and the Sharty because they allow people to have fun and simply interact with each other, without upvotes, without any rules. OC gems are recognized and circulated. The Sharty is a malleable landscape, you can post your NAS brim/IAS gem and it will resonate somehow, allowing for organic growth. You are not allowed to have that on the Internet. Everything has to be soulless, dystopian, mass-manufactured without any window for fun.
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The entire framework of soyjaks is mass manufactured and soulless. It's a parody of a parody and it's users are a parody of a parody of what edgelords are suppose to be.
It's like playing one of those online games, where you aren't allowed to type, so you have to choose from a selection of pre-written responses.
Atleast with something like wojaks, there was a relatability aspect to the meme. Soyjaks are hollow in nature, trying to offend a group of people, who are incapable of seeing anything wrong with the meme itself.
So, what even is the point? It isn't original enough. It isn't offensive enough. It isn't relatable enough. It's garbage clogging up my screen

I suspect the purpose of soyjak posters is to attempt to subvert actual, original, well thought-out memes. A lazy way to signal to other people that you also like "starwars", so that rejects can feel some sort of community. Without actually having to contribute any wit or humour.
 
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zzzten said:
The entire framework of soyjaks is mass manufactured and soulless. It's a parody of a parody and it's users are a parody of a parody of what edgelords are suppose to be.
It's like playing one of those online games, where you aren't allowed to type, so you have to choose from a selection of pre-written responses.
Atleast with something like wojaks, there was a relatability aspect to the meme. Soyjaks are hollow in nature, trying to offend a group of people, who are incapable of seeing anything wrong with the meme itself.
So, what even is the point? It isn't original enough. It isn't offensive enough. It isn't relatable enough. It's garbage clogging up my screen

I suspect the purpose of soyjak posters is to attempt to subvert actual, original, well thought-out memes. A lazy way to signal to other people that you also like "starwars", so that rejects can feel some sort of community. Without actually having to contribute any wit or humour.
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>wordswordswords
The left can't meme
 
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