Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

The worst vodka I’ve ever had was an artisanal bottle someone gave me.
Last summer I spent three weeks in Maryland for work and it was my last job with the crew I had been with for a year before I got transferred. So at the end of the job they threw me a going away party and bought me a bottle of local vodka.

Old Bay seasoning flavored vodka.

I considered petitioning to revoke Maryland's statehood.


Yet another fucking munchie on this show. Just started watching but she's a party girl who goes out drinking every night but she got diagnosed with POTS which she claims makes her constantly faint, but she works as a ranch hand.
Girl that's called hangovers. They are the consequence to your action.
 
Frens, head on over to munchie pooner power-chair upside down-enjoyer Vicky Markhoff’s thread, where we have a developing munchie situation. She’s just today discovered the diagnosis myasthenia gravis and is going for it in real-time. Totally has nothing to do with the fact that she’s yet again failing out of NYU and finals are up.

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The fun starts at page 147!
 
The funny thing is that according to a quick google search MG is alleviated by taking immunosuppressants. Isn't she on some massive dose of prednisone?
I bet what she's looking for is IV treatment because it looks/sounds more serious, and could require time physically spent in a clinic every month or so.
 
More writeups. There is a neverending supply of them, always with wilder and wilder claims.

Name: Chelsea E. Coombes
Location: Kibworth Harcourt, Leicestershire, UK
Instagram: (several) chelseacoombes2022, chelsea.coombes, coombesyx, “Ginger Bab” or “thecataplexygal” on most accounts
Tiktok: chelseascoombesy
Facebook: Talia Smith
Various others- twitter, bluesky, telegram, lemon8, snapchat, linkedin, etc

Claims: Chelsea bills herself as “the cataplexy girl” and has dozens of videos of her allegedly fainting from laughing. I’m aware that this is how the Birmingham girlies do their makeup but lmaooo, the blackfishing in the display pic.
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Scientific background: Cataplexy is a disease of the forebrain often associated with narcolepsy (if you have cataplexy, you almost always have narcolepsy, but if you have narcolepsy you don’t necessarily have cataplexy).

Cataplexy is mainly caused by a loss of hypocretin-producing neurons (also called orexin neurons) in the hypothalamus. Cataplexy is usually triggered by strong emotions, especially positive or surprising ones. Common triggers include: Laughter, excitement, embarrassment, anger, etc. For example, someone with cataplexy might laugh at a joke, and suddenly feel their knees buckle or their head drop. But they stay fully conscious and aware.

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Personal history: Unclear what year Chelsea was born, but she went through at least sixth form at Wigston College, which used to be called Guthlaxton. A 2024 article in The Sun says she is 27, so she would be 28 now. The Sun article lists her job as a “social media creator.” That seems true, she just hit 200k followers on TikTok. Several photos also suggest she is doing sex work of some type, likely from pictures to be financial domination. An unsourced article says she has a part-time job, and that her Nan is her carer. The unsourced article says she attempted careers waitressing, bar work, babysitting, and working in a sandwich shop, but “I was worried I’d drop something or fall asleep on the job.” She stated she makes approximately £2200 per month from social media posts about cataplexy. One recent TikTok depicts her in a Jet2holidays uniform with a nametag.
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It seems that her mother is dead, and posts suggest it was related to complications from epilepsy. She has pictures of her father when she was younger (throwback photos) and some older men in some photos, but if her dad is still around/ living, she hasn’t noted it. She seems to have a rotation of many friends, with whom she goes out often. Her hobbies seem to be drinking, traveling, and spending time with farm animals. At one point she was marketing herself as a makeup artist, at another point she seemed to be assembling candy boxes as a side hustle. I do not thing she has children, herself, as she states she would “one day like to have children.” Her relationship status is “single.”

Health claims: Chelsea told the Sun “I faint every time I laugh, cry, or get hungover… I’m terrified it will kill me one day.” The hungover one I believe!

The Sun article says her alleged cataplexy started when she was 17 and “felt her face drop after she laughed,”at her aunt’s house, but the unsourced article describes a situation wherein she first noticed it when she and her cousin were performing a “daft dance routine.” This would maybe imply she was younger when it first started?

She says she cannot drive, and during a cataplexy episode in the pool, she could have drowned: “Thank goodness I managed to hold my head up!” Her first viral video depicted her having an alleged cataplexy episode atop the electric obesity trolley at Asda.
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Supporting medical details offered include, per the Sun, “Chelsea… was told she likely had a sleep disorder, narcolepsy and cataplexy… but failed to get an official diagnosis.” Furthermore, the Sun adds, “At first, they thought it could have been a non-epileptic disorder… Chelsea had several tests and saw a neurologist… she ‘gave up’ going to the doctor after tests didn’t show anything up, and has yet to receive an official diagnosis.” The other, unsourced article states that she stopped pursuing a diagnosis because it “was a long way by bus.” Unclear if perhaps she was going to a specialist, but Kibworth does have its own health clinic.

The unsourced article claims she had and ECG and MRI, and a “second neurologists agreed it was likely to be cataplexy, but that she would “need further tests to confirm what type.” The unsourced article says she has taken videos of her alleged episodes (that she’s shared on social media) and plans to show them to her GP.

“Chelsea describes the lack of muscle tone as similar to fainting, but she is conscious,” the Sun wrote and that she “feels as if her brain is drunk.” The unsourced article also claims that she “jolted violently awake several times a night,” and the Sun article also claims she said “I was falling asleep everywhere. I still fall asleep very easily.” Those are the only mentions of possible narcolepsy symptoms, narcolepsy is never depicted on her social media.
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Counterpoints: The videos of her allegedly fainting/ having a cataplexy episode/ etc just look fake. She falls down, but gently, making sure not to hurt herself. Her eyes are closed. One video depicts her knocking over a beer during an episode, but in an indescribable way it seems performative? One video depicts her farting during an episode, which also feels performative. It’s difficult to find video footage of a true, diagnosed episode of cataplexy– but there acutally is one very famous one. The record-breaking long jump of US athlete Bob Beamon at the 1968 Mexico City Summer Olympics, which you can watch for yourself (two videos are two different camera angles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEt_Xgg8dzc and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt9JWvPcf2s ). As you can see from the video, he just looks a little limp and noodly. He does not at all look like what Chelsea is portraying.

Research does not indicate that a family history of epilepsy is a predictor for cataplexy (Chabas et al, 2003, many others). Which would make sense, as they are dysfunctions in two totally different areas of the brain (ie the lobes for epilepsy vs the diencephalon for cataplexy). They result from two totally different processes (uncontrolled electrical activity for epilepsy, vs loss of hypocretin for cataplexy). They have completely different possible triggers (flashing lights for epilepsy, strong emotions for cataplexy). In short, if she had said these were seizures, I might have found it much more believable due to her family history.

Furthermore, all literature indicates that cataplexy is most frequently triggered by sudden, unexpected, strong emotion. Why would the girl faint if she’s already laughing and having a good time? Why would one laugh trigger a spell, when another would not? If anything, she would be aware she’s laughing, and the emotion would not be sudden and unexpected. Many of her videos depict her horsing around and having a good time, and then fainting. Many other of her videos depict her laughing and *not* having an episode.

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Dangers- many videos depict her doing dangerous things, or things contraindicated with cataplexy. A video shows her dancing over the water, and another shows her trying to cross a stream while laughing. Many pictures show her in pools and jacuzzis across continental Europe. If it was me, I would not be risking it, especially if it appears as she portrays, poorly controlled. Furthermore, there are perhaps a hundred depicted instances of her drinking and getting drunk; while not a risk factor for exacerbation, it certainly makes one more of a fall risk.
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Counter-counterpoint: if her gran is, in fact, her carer, perhaps she has some preponderance of evidence? Am not quite sure myself how much paperwork that requires, but it’s not none.

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My main counterpoint, after seeing her videos that the algorithm randomly pulled up for me, could be summed up by the phrase, “be so for real.” If I had to guess, she perhaps experienced failure to launch and was sat at the pub all hours of the day, getting pissed and falling down in the streets. Perhaps her family wasn’t into it, and already primed from losing her mother to epilepsy, she offered up “I faint when I laugh.”

A comment a friend left on one of her videos made it seem like they’re over it too. “She’s had this for years, she’s fine,” the caption said.

Also thanks to you lot, I now have about a million pictures of this slag falling down screenshotted on my phone
 
Claims: Chelsea bills herself as “the cataplexy girl” and has dozens of videos of her allegedly fainting from laughing. I’m aware that this is how the Birmingham girlies do their makeup but lmaooo, the blackfishing in the display pic.
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She looks like a tranny complete with moustache. At least she's original with her munch, the POTS is getting so tiresome. She seems like the type of woman who is constantly screeching with laughter at nothing, I wonder how selective she is about the events that make her have a lie down. Points for the road less travelled to Munchdom. Bravo.
 
What a delightful specimen. She's even better in video format!

Wiggling and jiggling like a bowlful of jelly:



Eating a gigantic pastry:



Being fat on a scootypuff:

 
laims: Chelsea bills herself as “the cataplexy girl” and has dozens of videos of her allegedly fainting from laughing
I have been watching this fat sack of retard for months and it never stops being funny from a distance, where she's not doing that anywhere near me. She always goes down so gracefully, careful not to hurt herself even if she takes out a grocery aisle on the way.

Reminds me of that Karina Drury girl who filmed herself fainting at the gym all the time, but more obnoxious (and fat)
 
She always goes down so gracefully
This is surprisingly not unusual as far as I can remember, though this chick definitely is faking. I've never in my life seen someone lapse in and out of these attacks this quickly and suddenly. I think people like her have taken the "fainting goats" idea to heart and believe it would affect people the same way, but for anyone who doesn't know, those goats have a genetic neuromuscular condition that suddenly stiffens the muscles. Cataplexy is purely neurological and only causes muscle weakness that tends to be gradual, and the person is usually fully awake and aware, they just slowly and steadily go weak. They don't suddenly flop like a ragdoll.

What a bizarre thing to fake. I wonder how she started.
 
I keep getting Floxxed woman on my timeline and there is very definitely something off. It's definitely going to be the next major munch.
Christi Mercer/The Rad Zebra also believes in floxxing. Her Dercums disease narrative is that she had an anterior lumbar fusion Feb 2023 which resulted in C.Diff. The "trauma"of the surgery which she has referred to as a "c-section" and the C.Diff treatment apparently caused her super special fat hurts disease. She was scheduled with Dr. Herbst for a cash only appointment on May 9, 2023.

Definitely agree with you that this will be a trending munch. It's the new Chronic Lyme Disease.

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Another one has gone to that great surgical consult in the sky and while I intended to just do a death announcement and a summary of what happened, I got sucked in and did a very extensive postmortem instead.

Charlise Fischetti d/b/a Charliseyy went from a perfectly healthy teenage girl to a surgically destroyed ana-chan in four months, from baby's first feeding tube to funeral in four years. I am honestly impressed by how fast this girl managed to get every surgery and treatment she wanted despite every doctor local to her trying to stop her before she hit the wall. Every doctor who did agree to one of her insane demands got accused of malpractice as she ramped up her theatrics and claimed the surgery/procedure/treatment made her so much worse in a bid to get narcotics and shinier prizes.

And now she's dead! Let's cut this corpse open and poke around!

The first several years of her account are totally normal teen girl fluff. She lives in South Carolina, goes on vacation a lot, loves Christmas and the beach. She's a little attention-seeky but see also: teen girl. The only thing of note is that she was MUCH taller than nearly all her peers (6'1" / 1,85m) with a broader frame, something she seemed self conscious about, and over the course of her early teen years she put on a noticeable, but not extreme, amount of weight. She was never thin but by the start of covid she was quite robust. (If you pinged to this, most of the Afrin girls I profiled like Brynn, Denae and formerly Cheyanne live(d) in South Carolina. Charlise lived in the suburbs of Charleston on the southern coast, about four hours from Easley where those girls are/were. She's significantly younger and doesn't seem to have any overlap.)
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She turned sixteen during covidtide and this is where the switch flips. She has lost all the weight and is looking healthy.
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Then she kept going.
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and just before her seventeenth birthday, she gets the nosehose.
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I almost never go back in their story highlights because this is already so much work but this time I did, for an unrelated reason and only after I finished writing and was uploading the first batches. Something she said later made me realize if it actually happened she absolutely chimped about it in her stories. Turns out charlise was a very very prolific stories-poster who saved a small fraction of those stories including a few of the lead-up to this point. So it didn't just totally come out of nowhere to people who knew her at least. We learn she's had an EEG and also has a cervical collar in addition to the tube.
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Also two years after the fact she shares these where we learn this wasn't her first feeding tube. The first was pulled immediately, then they tried to get her to drink 9.5 bottles of Boost a day which is a little under 2300 calories, so not really excessive given her height and that they're trying to get her weight trending up. She refused a second NG tube they wanted to place.
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Around this time she also made a Tiktok. It was mostly for showing off little stuffed animals she'd crochet while in the hospital.
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A few days later she announces she's going for another surgery, but doesn't say what but the nose hose is gone.
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And it looks like there's a tube hanging out of the bottom of her shirt now.
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Yep. Surgical tube
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A nice little video on tiktok. She used to be a competition figure skater, color me shocked. She got sick in 2020. She's had EEGs so they at least suspected seizures or worked her up for them out of an abundance of caution. She's got the off-the-rack clunker they all start with. And she's had two surgeries: the feeding tube and she's a zipperhead. Man fuck these girls for changing my mental image of a perfectly good racial slur. Oh and of course, she needs an accessory dog.
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She had posted about having a fusion in her stories, of course. And also lets us know it went horribly wrong.
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For weeks it's just crochet content. In April she announces she's back in the hospital, but not why.
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A mystery surgery.
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And it leads to a second emergency surgery, I guess.
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Sometimes people ask her what's going on but she doesn't really answer. That big IV bag might be TPN with lipids?
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by May, it looks like she's had some other abdo surgeries and now she has POTS. She's lost 70 lbs and loves to show you her body checks. In the hashtags, EDS, MALS, and CCI.
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In her stories she had posted this image of her pulling her leg behind her head to show off her amazing EDS flexibility but she was a high level competitive figure skater. I can't find any proof of her competing like I could with Alex Moine's dance and Jordan Asbee's gymnastics but I think that's just how it goes. I can't find Tricia listed anywhere either and we know she competed and won.
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she did this while also complaining she had a fractured vertebra
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The nose hose is back. After this she gets discharged. As an aside, so much of what these girls do on tiktok is very annoying to me, like singing and making dumb lipsync videos and I thought this would be the exception. How could crocheted animals be bad? Alas, after looking at like sixty of these things with the same exact kawaii little expression, with her filming nearly the same video for each one she makes, I would like to stop this as well and fear it is not going to. I think Tiktok was just put on this planet to test the limits of my tolerance for everything in existence.
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now she's been wheelchair bound for months except when she isn't.
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"Uneducated doctors" says the teenager who does not appear to be in school.
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"people see me in my wheelchair and assume I'm doing it for attention.' I sure do, and I'm sure some of her school friends did too.
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She is a patient of Dr. Hsu in Connecticut, one of those names that we see over and over. He's the one who does the open-abdomen surgery that leaves them with a big gnarly scar. Tina/Analise Dao and Jamie Bruce both saw him, off the top of my head, although there's some evidence he did not operate on Jamie because she is a Jehoover's witness and wouldn't consent to a blood transfusion. If he did do surgery on her it was a lap-job.
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She must be getting some criticism for why she claims all these terrible problems but is always smiling like she just won a shiny prize. On TT she tells a few more whoppers about times she was smiling but really she was in extreme pain or seconds away from a seizure. A lot of these come from an account called badbleepcharlise which is private.
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The nerve block didn't work very well but he's gonna cut her open anyway. Why not? She keeps sabotaging every method they have tried to get her fed. Her G-tube was ouchie, her GJ ripped out and she had to have emergency surgery which was our back-to-back mystery surgeries, she puked up the NJs, so now she's on no feeds at all.
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In this one she tells us Hsu wants her to have a port and TPN but the hospital at home is not willing to go that route because every procedure and surgery they try goes mysteriously wrong for Charlise. They have to know, right? also she's full of shit and no laxative helps.
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This is what I meant by speedrunning. She first really announced she was sick in February when she got the feeding tube. It is now July and she said they also found she has tethered cord and needs surgery for that and her Hsu date is coming up but she needs to be healthy enough for those surgeries so now she needs surgery to get a port for TPN because she's already blown through every surgical and non-surgical feeding tube option.
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She gets a broviac and the chemo cap arrives just on time. (man this shit makes you feel extra salty when someone you love just got a cancer diagnosis. My friend's prognosis is optimistic, about as good as it gets with her type of cancer. She's still terrified.)
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Hsu has bumped her surgery up to next month. How exciting!!
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she's a perfectionist
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Starts TPN. Immediately sabotages it. This leg thing is apparently one of those things anorexics love proving they can do because it's mostly about how thin your legs are, not how flexible you are.
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Lol. The local doctors are totally on to her. Tell her if she gets the MALS surgery they won't be putting her back on TPN because the point of the surgery is supposedly to start eating again. She keeps saying it won't cure her because she has tons of other GI issues on top of it and wants to move to be away from these terrible incompetent doctors.
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Turns out fucking with a central line is a bad idea. She claims she spent a few days in ICU with sepsis and now her surgery is cancelled.
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Her mom started a gofundme right about here. In the intro she lets us know Charlise needs to see doctors in several states on the US east coast and Germany. Alas, having gone through all her accounts we never find out if it's Tilly's compression syndrome quack and it just never is elaborated on.
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she also fills us in on the sepsis.
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she's had 6 surgeries already, getting excited for more.
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lmao. 200% on to her shit. She lost 75lbs in 7 months at age sixteen. They tubed her as part of treatment for her eating disorder despite her protests and she responded by vomiting up the tube over and over. That'll teach em. Then after she was tubed and presumably gaining weight, she started "PT" which they pin as compulsively exercising to lose weight. Sounds like she wasn't in a PT program, or she was but was also walking for hours a day like Andie.
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"Soon isn't soon enough." She's furious she now has to wait three months for the surgery she's already set up to be a failure.
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her neurosurgeon diagnoses her with occipital neuralgia and also thinks she has MCAS.
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Three days until my spine gets hacked up guyyyysss. I really have an impossible time wrapping my head around how cavalier these girls are about all of this, even to this day. They're rushing into these surgeries that could kill them or leave them incontinent or paralyzed or in real untreatable pain if the surgeon twitches, where he will be digging around in their fucking spine, with a smile on her face. She clearly needs neurosurgery and is in a pots flare as she balances on a swing with a huge grin.
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she gets the surgery. as foretold in the prophecy, something goes wrong. She now is infected again and having all kinds of terrible symptoms, as you can see by her placid smile. Some poor sap asks if she is wearing the caps because she has cancer. How dare you, these are not just for cancer patients who akshully have it better than I do. Goes on to say her hair fell out from malnutrition and the caps help her seizures be less frequent. How? No answer. CF patient turned insane munchie Battling2breathe makes an appearance.
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Speaking of her, remember when she showed up here on a terrible sock and chimped at me about how she's not intentionally sabotaging every CF treatment available? She just failed her second CF gene modulator and by failed I mean stopped taking it after a brief trial because muh mentulz, just like every other treatment she tried. I don't really care, I'm not the one that's gonna die from it, but man I have an actual backlog of postmortems right now. Have some mercy on your local neighborhood shill and stagger your stupid preventable deaths a little, gosh.)
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Mom lets us know her surgeon was Dr. Patel. There is a Dr. Sunil Patel at Medical University of South Carolina, which is in Charleston where she lives and also where Natalia Rijos got her surgery for her imaginary tethered cord, so I think that's our guy. Mom also lets us know that part of the act is she is pretending to have no control over her eyes and they just roll around constantly. We never hear about this symptom again.
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This acting might have worked on the nurses but the doctors brush her off again. She's talking about a fluid-filled bubble near her incision but no one cares
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Oh, it's because she's screaming about her agonizing pain. They won't give her the drugs she's demanding so she checks herself out of that hotel, looking for a new one that will be more amenable. That hair looks plenty thick to me. also lol @ another one who balls her eyes out in the hospital and also tagging Tay Swift for attention. This one has it all.
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She's home, but worse.
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proof she got surgery.
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yeahhhhh ...I mean... yeahhhhh.
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tl;dr It's in your head.
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Two months until Hsu slices her abdomen open!
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I like the comment here asking her who is taking photos of her rolling around in pain. I have a feeling there is a lot of Tilly-tier content missing from this account because part of what's been sticking out to me is how happy and calm she looks in nearly every photo but spoiler: we will see another time in the future that she posted something, got eaten alive, and deleted it and she's the one who gives us all the proof it happened.
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Her CCI story, another time the doctors don't believe her theatrics. They tell her it's migraines, then that it's fabricated. She claimed an improbable constellation of symptoms and finally found someone willing to fuse part of her cervical spine. it didn't work because she's so malnourished her bones never fused and now she's ten times worse than she was before surgery. i love how it was totally CCI but the treatment for CCI didn't work and now she's getting worked up for something else because the symptoms don't make sense for CCI but the doctors were still wrong when they told her that wasn't her problem. And I guess this is why she was having "seizures" and the caps stopped her hair from catching on things or pulling her head down or something. IDK this girl was not very smart.
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Your periodic reminder that she is only seventeen at this point. It's hard to keep that in perspective when she's racking up surgeries left and right. One month until her Hsu tattoo.
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the obligatory "drop anyone who doesn't believe you or says you only complain about your health these days' post. I like the juxtaposition of the cross in the bushes with her prosti-tot outfit.
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Over the last few weeks she broke her central line, blamed it on the hospital, went to a different hospital to get it fixed, then broke it again so she can't run TPN and is losing weight again.
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She posted all the ways TPN wasn't working for her in her stories so we can enjoy! Along with the announcement that her new shiny toy will be used for salt water.
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And lets us know a few weeks later it was replaced with a hickman line.
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I feel like I should point out that this girl's tiktok is FULL of responding to people saying she's faking, but never directly. Like she's not stitching a comment or whatever it's called. She just makes videos about all the time she gets called a faker. It's something.
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I know you're thinking of your loved ones around this holiday season but have you considered thinking of me instead?
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Two days until they leave but several before the surgery. they have to break the drive into many days because literally every part of her body dislocated last time. I haven't been commenting on the dislocations and why they're a lie because i think we've beaten that dead horse into paste at this point. But this one's barely in rigor mortis so we might have some horrified visitors who tried to find out how she died reading along with us who are yet unconvinced this girl was lying. Even with EDS, if a major joint dislocates you need medical attention to reduce it - you don't just "pop it back in." Hip dislocations outside of one exceedingly rare form (aEDS, around fifty total known cases across the entire globe, which causes congenitally - present from birth - dislocated hips) are not a common thing that happens in EDS outside of major traumatic force and certainly not from sleeping or sitting in a car like this chick claims so often happens to her. She is lying through her teeth and her description makes it clear to anyone who has ever experienced or seen a real dislocation that she's never dislocated so much as her pinky toe.
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setting up this to be a failure just a little more
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Lol we learn the gi infection she kept getting was C. diff. Couldn't happen to a nicer cancer clout chasing corpse. also is her mom taking these thotty pics for her? It's like every one is weirdly, uncomfortably sexual.
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These quacks always know exactly what to tell these girls. Her surgery is "no longer elective" because she starved herself enough, it won't relieve most of the symptoms she said caused this, and there's an 8% chance it just won't work at all.
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There WAS something wrong: the mean doctors that tried to treat her obvious eating disorder.
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She gets the surgery and she's in extreme pain, can't move her legs, and there's something wrong with her central line. As with every other surgery, there's a reason she's actually worse off after it.
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Mom lets us know Dr. Hsu said she was a 9/10 severity and every nerve was damaged and inflamed. But since the surgery she's lost all feeling from her hips down.
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The duper's delight is wild with this one. she still can't move her legs, and might have had a stroke in her spine and the loss of sensation is now moving up to her face. She needs a new central line but she's not sure whether to let the hospital here place it or try to get one at home where they already told her she's not getting TPN post surgery. She has not tried eating and had to be taken off oral meds because she vomited them. They've done 4 MRIs and are now moving onto a spinal tap. Isn't inability to urinate common with high dose opiates?
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On tiktok she tells us they also found spinal cord damage and inflammation and a brain cyst. These never get mentioned again and the tiktok goes dead for almost a year.
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Miracle. After every test comes back negative she can suddenly feel her legs again. She and her mom apparently stumbled on something called Nutcracker Esophagus they think might be why she still can't eat and Hsu totally agrees she should look into it. She hasn't had anything to eat in 7 days so they're giving her the central line for TPN.
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DOCTORS ARE GASLIGHTING NARCISSISTIC JERKS when they tell her that her vitals are fine and they know she's not in nearly the amount of pain she says she's in.
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She's claiming she gained 20 lbs in a few days from fluid and tells us this new thing she totally has causes her swallowing contractions to be so, so painful that every bite feels like she's being punched in the chest. Also valium somehow makes her dislocations worse. I wonder if it's just making her pass out so hard she doesn't adjust her position in her sleep. Like how Ralph fucked his arm up.
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She made her family miss all their Christmas traditions for this. She also tells us last Christmas a GI doc threatened to call CPS on her parents if they didn't admit her for her eating disorder. He was one of many gastroenterologists who tried to tell them she had an eating disorder even though she had "literally none of the signs" except she didn't eat and puked whatever she did eat and her weight was plummeting and she sabotaged every feeding tube and she was an affluent 16 year old girl who was a perfectionist and until covid was a competitive figure skater.
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Ronald Mcdonald house gives her presents meant for children who don't have a choice about being in the hospital on Christmas. She takes Mummy to lush and lets her pick out a bath bomb.
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Even her own family members think she was doing this all for attention and wasn't in anywhere near the amount of pain she claimed to be in, that she was a hypochondriac (close, but no), because she sits there with her smug grin while talking about how she feels awful.
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Surgery to cure her MALS actually made her MALS pain worse even though Hsu claimed he removed the bad nerves and fixed the supposed compression and now she's sicker than before she got the surgery.
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Holy fucking red flags. Even at 17 she says she was asking to be euthanised and saying she didn't want to wake up from surgeries. She is not looking forward to turning 18 and aging out of pediatrics.
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Is that a bralette she's wearing over a long sleeve shirt? I'm so confused by zoomer fashion. This girl pretty much lives in underwear and cardigans and people are frequently complimenting it.
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MALS UPDATE! Surgery made her so much worse and now she can't handle a sip of drink, her incision is bruised all around it even a month out (are we fucking with it, Charlise?), she can't breathe from how bad the MALS pain is, and they're constantly running her to the ER for pain meds. She can't sleep until she takes them. And despite looking as thin as ever she claims terrible bloating still. Also suddenly she has tics.
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hahahah based, the first doctor they tried to bring up POTS to told them it's not a real condition and she definitely doesn't have it. Like all of them, she claims she'd never even heard of any of the diseases they were chasing but also they're the ones who bring them up in appointments.
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The obligatory rollator photo taken with a pose that proves you do not at all need this device, just like Shelby Logsdon/Julian Gaviuno used to love to do in her "trans disabled model" days. Speaking of my favorite exercise in trans regret, she stopped admitting she can get out of her wheelchair and use a walker or a cane or nothing when she feels like it. Now she's always in the powerchair which I thought was just SHINY TOY!!!! But nah lol she's the ADA Coordinator for the City of Philadelphia now, hand picked by the new mayor. A disability faker who isn't even from Philadelphia who refuses to take public transportation, a thing a lot of disabled people in the city rely on, because she claims it's inaccessible even though it isn't and it's currently under major threat of being cut back severely which will impact a lot of people who can't drive like she can, is the mayor's ADA coordinator. Sorry disabled people, I know a lot of you might have loved to have this opportunity but Shelby is VERY special as she wears you as a costume she can take off when she gets home to her inaccessible apartment. She deserves it more than you.
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Suck it in girl! Two months out of surgery she still can't eat a morsel and now she needs a CT for a hernia caused by the surgery. Also she suffers periodic bouts of paralysis and no one knows why, but her regular neurosurgeon thinks she needs another fusion.
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Oh, she's done this before I guess. During her first fusion she also had her G-tube placed and she was supposed to be up and out in a day or two. Instead she spent nearly two weeks in bed wailing for pain meds and pretending she couldn't move because of their NEGLIGENCE while placing her tube. All the doctors told her she was a faker because her vitals were fine. Which is funny because on Tiktok she was just crocheting and showing off which is also probably why they didn't believe her. Then one renegade doctor, her Maverick, agreed to secretly go behind all their backs to do some unnamed procedure. His career at stake, he didn't even chart that he did this, and while she was still in 430/10 pain from this surgery, she was able to move again. Nahhh. That last part never happened. The g-tube never stopped hurting and even two months after it was pulled she's still in excruciating pain from it. Imagine how much different this story would have been if her parents had believed the people with the actual medical degrees and gotten her treated for her VERY OBVIOUS EATING DISORDER.
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2-3 hospital visits a year for allergic reactions she never talked about and "EDS comorbidities". I think she was just a drama queen who blew every twisted ankle out of proportion and whose mother is just kind of gullible. I'm not getting MBP from this one like I did from Tricia. Weird that she's so worried about growing up when every other photo of her makes me feel like I'm going to end up on a fucking watchlist.
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I like the story here about how an EMT scolded her for stressing her parents out by faking seizures all the time. Have any of our other girls told on themselves THIS often? Most of them will cop to the doctors telling them it's in their heads but this one has people telling her outright that they know she's faking and she needs to stop. Don't worry, EMT, it wasn't her family she killed.
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All these supposedly rare problems and the only proof she can show is the very common childhood experience of breaking your arm.
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Teenage girl is dramatic and cries at the drop of a pin, well i never.
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And my GOD is she dramatic.
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Custom wheelchairs are considered a "luxury" what?
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ANOTHER time. She pretends she's having seizures and difficulty breathing and 2000/10 pain so they take her to the ER where she's made to sit and wait. After two hours of waiting they want to know what the hold up is and they say they're taking the real problems first and it'll be a few more hours. Everyone knows this kid is faking and her only problems are an ED, drug dependency, and attention-seeking.
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I hate that these girls make me question sexual assault stories especially since if she did get raped or something that could absolutely be a trigger point for the ED. But they lie about SO much and every one of them talks about it with a big shit eating grin on their faces.
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Homeschool graduation. I wonder how much actual academic work she's done since she decided to play this stupid game.
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Second fusion.
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Mom posts about it on GFM
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Same song and dance. Excruciating pain, the surgery went wrong and made her worse, she's now having tons of seizures.
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She only talks about how they're throwing every opiate in the joint at her but it's not helping and she can't pee at all.
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After a week they cut her off. Neurosurgeon tells her she needs to see someone else because he can't help her anymore. They're looking into seeing an out of state specialist next time.
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In her stories she also fills us in on a fun detail: she fucked with her incision for weeks after the fact. She finally saw a wound doctor who said it looked like the surgery was just done yesterday even though it's been weeks.
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yeah, she really tried to claim medical PTSD despite looking like she couldn't be happier in every hospital and doctor pic we've seen. She claims just looking at pictures of old admissions sends her into a complete panic, yet that's what most of her account is. It's not PTSD, it's addict temper tantrums.
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Man I thought this was going to be a quick drive by just to grave dance a little but I don't think I've ever seen one of our girls admit SO MANY doctors told her she was faking, told her parents she was faking, refused to help her anymore, and tried to stop this train from wrecking.

Tune in next time my job lets me out of my cage to see Charlise go viral for single-white-femaling a celebrity, get eaten alive, and decide to die to prove she was sick.
 
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This one doesn’t sit right with me, those surgeries should never have happened and she needed mental help.
Agree, as much as I despise these girls, my true & honest hate goes to the quacks that mangle their perfectly normal bodies. For the younger ones, I also want to roundkick the parents (moms) in the head.

About the "mental help", though, I don't know. They don't suffer from conditions that are easily fixed, and they most certainly can't be fixed with pharmaceuticals. Mostly I think they need to have something pro-social to do in life, like school, work, sports - hell, even furry conventions are preferable to munching at this point.
 
About the "mental help", though, I don't know. They don't suffer from conditions that are easily fixed, and they most certainly can't be fixed with pharmaceuticals. Mostly I think they need to have something pro-social to do in life, like school, work, sports - hell, even furry conventions are preferable to munching at this point.
She could have gone to NYC/Paris, been a runway model, gone to bars and done mountains of coke.

Maybe this didn’t mesh with her never wanting to grow up schtick but damn a 6’1 anorexic was just wasting away in the low country when she could have been on the runway. With her love of posing on IG I can’t believe she didn’t pursue modeling instead of munching, and at her height she would have gotten runway work and been compensated for starving herself.
 
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Man that’s sad, she was just a dumb teenager. This one doesn’t sit right with me, those surgeries should never have happened and she needed mental help.
I don't see it as any worse than Cheyanne. Cheyanne was thirteen when she convinced her mom it wasn't an eating disorder and had completely surgically destroyed herself to the point where she couldn't get better if she wanted to by 20. She circled the drain a few more years but by the time she should have been stretching her wings in the adult world, she was already dying.

Or better yet, Tricia. The body's not cold on that one yet, somehow, but she started with ED shit at eleven and by fourteen she already had feeding tubes, a central line for TPN, and an ostomy. When she stopped eating mommy shopped her around to every children's hospital in the country to find someone who would say it was a super rare fatal disease instead of a teenager she pushed to the extreme in figure skating because she herself failed to make it to the top.

I also want to roundkick the parents (moms) in the head.
I can't get over how differently this could have gone if mom listened to any of the local doctors who warned them and there will be more times this one admits their local hospital system knows she's faking and won't help her anymor. Don't get me wrong, some of these doctors ought to lose their ability to practice for preying on this shit, but mom is an enabling idiot who ignored the reddest of flags, completely glaring inconsistencies, and even the charlatan surgeons saying they were done with her.

This one tapped out of life at sixteen because no one ever told her that her hobby wasn't a viable career path (or someone told her if she wanted it to be she needed to lose weight, who knows?) She wouldn't have been able to do that if she didn't have mommy googling to find which doctor would cut her open next and driving her up and down the coast to get hacked up.
 
I find this one sad too. She was so young and really speed-ran the munchie process. She seems different to other munchies and it makes me wonder if she was partially truly ill, or partially truly believed it.

Her mother was certainly fully on board. Here is her announcement of her daughter’s death, which seems rather self referenced with lots of “I” talk. Saying she wishes she died with her, and ignoring the fact she has another daughter. It makes me wonder if being ill was a way for Charlise to ensure her mother’s attention was 100% on her.

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