Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren

[p1138]

ETA: And life is hard for you? Maybe karma for your choices? Oh no, of course it's that orange man.

Legitimately don't need to struggle(well no shit, go get a fucking job), it's just everyone else out there doing shit to benefit themselves like... having a job.

 

[LoopyLou]

This is fitting for Marzy.

 

[Metamorpho]

This is fitting for Marzy.

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inb4 either Marz or one of her simps replies to this going N-N-NO U

 

[Puerile Burger]

Rent's due soon again, pay up suckers. She'd 'rather work', so just give her ass the money, not like she's married or anything.
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ETA: And life is hard for you? Maybe karma for your choices? Oh no, of course it's that orange man.
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"Rent's coming up"

And I thought DSP was insufferable. This bitch is shameless.

 

[AnOminous]

They say, "Imma get me a real job" and not keep hoping and praying that suddenly some position in Japan opens up for some shaved orangutan to act like a dancing monkey on TV.

Does she not know Japs despise fatties? They may not mock you directly to your face for it like chinks will, but they don't like it. You'd face even more discrimination for that alone than for just being, you know, a stupid gaijin.

 

[RedneckQuadFeed]

You don't have to. You never did. You keep asking why you get shit while you keep doing deranged, obsessed, no-life shit like this.

If she really ends up doing it, then holy shit...

 

[Digital_Disaster]

Had to.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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You don't have to. You never did. You keep asking why you get shit while you keep doing deranged, no-life shit like this.

If she really ends up doing it, then holy shit...

I have to feel like she was always planning to do this and wants to give the impression that doing it is because of a bigger reason other than personal vendettas.

 

[paperwork]

I have to feel like she was always planning to do this and wants to give the impression that doing it is because of a bigger reason other than personal vendettas.

thats Marz to a T

 

[Puerile Burger]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Does she not know Japs despise fatties? They may not mock you directly to your face for it like chinks will, but they don't like it. You'd face even more discrimination for that alone than for just being, you know, a stupid gaijin.

Oh please. She thinks that the moment she steps off the plane she's with "her people".

These weebs romanticize Japan so much that they act like it's literally the land of milk and honey.

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You don't have to. You never did. You keep asking why you get shit while you keep doing deranged, obsessed, no-life shit like this.

If she really ends up doing it, then holy shit...

I can't do this on my own so everybody do it for me so I can then take credit for it later.

 

[p1138]

Oh please. She thinks that the moment she steps off the plane she's with "her people".

These weebs romanticize Japan so much that they act like it's literally the land of milk and honey.

Bingo. She doesn't give a shit if the country of Japan thinks she's a fat retard. She sees people walking around with anime merch, flashing lights, and sentai characters screaming shit on the TV in her hotel room and she's happy. She doesn't give a shit even if the other otaku want nothing to do with her, when she can eat at Ichiran, Sushiro, and Family Mart and act like she's partaken in peak Japanese cuisine. She won't care that no one considers her fashionable when she can waddle around, stop at an arcade and wear herself out jiggling in front of the latest Dance Dance Revolution A20 World Mega Remix machine for 90 seconds. Her idea of normal social interaction is getting bumped into by people as a packed train jostles around.

The only thing keeping her from staying there any longer than she does when she goes there, is that her empty bank account acts like a timer to send her ass back home. Not the fact that she's the epitome of the stupid fat American tourist no one wants anything to do with. If she could pull it off, sitting alone in a tiny Tokyo apartment only to occasionally go outside and bask in weeb shit would be no different than what she currently does in whichever Los Angeles neighborhood she lives in.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

eat at Ichiran, Sushiro, and Family Mart and act like she's partaken in peak Japanese cuisine.

Yeah I know Ichiran is basically pretty mid-tier when it comes to ramen but I admit to loving that place and will always go more than once when we visit.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

wear herself out jiggling in front of the latest Dance Dance Revolution A20 World Mega Remix machine for 90 seconds

90 seconds will literally kill her.

 

[paperwork]

90 seconds will literally kill her.

IDK man, Marz can move when she wants to, wish she'd do it more TBH. although while she can move her body ok, her parapara videos have all the personality of Big Mouth Billy Bass.

 

[Weirder Feet]

IDK man, Marz can move when she wants to, wish she'd do it more TBH. although while she can move her body ok, her parapara videos have all the personality of Big Mouth Billy Bass.

Hey, don't insult my man Billy like that.

 

[mlanguishi]

I knew this was going to get her riled out of mind.. And no yo don't 'work'. And also nobody in Japan is going to give you a work visa either.


Listen to yourself. Why would anyone in a foreign country want someone that can't speak the native language but can 'edit' and type out the words of another language that AI already does?

 

[paperwork]

I knew this was going to get her riled out of mind.. And no yo don't 'work'. And also nobody in Japan is going to give you a work visa either.

this is the shit that makes me hate her guts. she doesn't want to make the single slightest effort. she just wants Japan, a rose colored fantasy of Japan that only exists in her head I might add, to swoop in like Tuxedo Mask and save her dumb ass from the drain she's circling while riding her inflatable husband.

 

[p1138]

Listen to yourself. Why would anyone in a foreign country want someone that can't speak the native language but can 'edit' and type out the words of another language that AI already does?

The simple reality that she doesn't understand is that Japan doesn't fucking care. There are already tons of people in Japan and even outside of Japan that can edit in both Japanese and English that aren't fat middle-aged white women with no education or career for the past 20 years. Hell, there's already plenty of people already in Japan either via the jet program, working for an eikawa, or all other kinds of shit that could take on part time gigs doing what she thinks she could.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

There are already tons of people in Japan and even outside of Japan that can edit in both Japanese and English that aren't fat middle-aged white women with no education or career for the past 20 years.

They also use an actual Japanese keyboard and don't rely on jisho.org or whatever she uses for her Google Translated kanji-riddled tirades.