Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

Catboi said:
I get both. A lot of RW men chimp out when real biological women aren't into feminine things or have actual thought out opinions.
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At the same time they degrade those interests, if you're beautiful and feminine they will complain that you're always shopping and take too long to get ready, can't do certain things because it will affect your nails or shoes, call it "fakeup," then when you stop doing those things, it's "modern women have lost their femininity."
 
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-"Bro", "Bruh", "Lil bro", "Cuh", "Unc" (Especially when they say it all the fucking time, wigger behavior)
-Excessive cussing
-Driving recklessly in attempt to look "badass"
-Honks at the littlest things when driving
-Those shitty bass speakers in their shitty cars that hurt everyone's ears (Also wigger behavior)
-Witnessing a violent crime happening (especially against a woman) and just standing there not doing anything, or even worse record it
-When a woman is in need of CPR but he pretends he can't or doesn't know how because boobs scare him
-Hunting fanatic, only hunts for "sport" or "fun"
-Refusing to do a few mundane house chores or cook a meal ever "because that's the woman's job"
-Yelling at the TV when watching a sports game
-"Women ☕"
-Thinking dumb drunk college girls in staged Instagram reel interviews are what all women are like
-On his phone all the time in public (then complains that he can't get any IRL friends)
-Thinks all women are going to false accuse him of rape just for saying 'hi' (then complains he can't get a GF)
-Too scared or antisocial to ask for anything
-Can't drive and doesn't want to know how
-Slamming doors and car doors shut for no reason
-Slamming stuff down for no reason
-Being overly judgmental of woman-dominated hobbies
-Obsesses over da Jews (I know Jews control everything we get it already)
-Late for everything or flakes out constantly
-Can't communicate or properly discuss anything for shit (You're not an awkward middle schooler anymore, act like it)
-Chronically dry responses to everything
-Futanari fetish (If he's jerking off to a cock, he's gay and into trannies)
-Bad hairstyle
-"I love goth girls" and it's just a prostitute in a black miniskirt and fishnets
-Sexualizes nuns, nurses, or schoolgirl uniforms
-Can't dress properly
-Thinks potty humor like farting or burping is hilarious (we know it's your thinly veiled fetish)
-Penis insecurity and constantly comparing other men's penises to his
-Weirdly overly pro or anti abortion
-"Dark humor" that isn't even clever or creative

I have loooooooooooots more but I think they've already been listed in this thread multiple times. I see "hating cats" in here a lot but I kind of disagree on that. I think "hating" an animal is silly, but there are valid reasons to not like cats, just like there are valid reasons to not like dogs. Animals can be a pain in the ass to deal with so I won't judge people with preferences against them.
 
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rosecig said:
At the same time they degrade those interests, if you're beautiful and feminine they will complain that you're always shopping and take too long to get ready, can't do certain things because it will affect your nails or shoes, call it "fakeup," then when you stop doing those things, it's "modern women have lost their femininity."
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I've always been very butch beyond wearing skirts when I don't want to bother with putting on pants so I can't relate personally, however I have seen it a lot.

I swear most of these men wpuld be better off just going prison gay with the way they treat women like a seperate species whose every move is insulted no matter what it is
 
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11apocalyptic11 said:
This is incredibly specific...... what did you witness?
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Not myself, but there is a phenomenon of people, even other women, that know how to perform CPR but are very reluctant to with women because boobs are embarrassing and make them feel uncomfortable.
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I'm pretty sure most women don't give a fuck if you have to touch or look at their breasts as long as they have that much more of a chance of survival. And even if some retard sues for that, they'll instantly lose here in the US and other countries because of Good Samaritan laws. But yeah, the consequences of chest oversexualization in media, right here.
 
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The Crescent King said:
Uses porn terms to refer to women, body parts or sexual acts; terms like MILF, barely legal, creampie, deepthroat, pussy, etc.

Has obvious porn-induced fetishes - wants to do anal, bondage, ejaculate on a woman's face, choking, wants to record sexual acts, asks for nudes, etc.
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This is something that goes beyond an "ick" and should extend to "do not associate with this guy" kind of behavior I think. If I am getting along with another guy and they drop words like those casually in conversation it is almost guaranteed that I will avoid talking to them in the future. Pornsick men are not worth anyone's time. I'm very tired of entering a space like a discord or a club or a Fandom and finding it is filled with people who think it is ok to talk like that. It's horrible. I hate it.
Actually, after reading the whole thing thus far, a lot of the icks in this thread are also "reasons a man wouldn't want to be friends with or even associate with another man." Only the stuff that is up to taste (baldness, body hair, height, way someone walks) are icks that wouldn't also translate to reasons to not be platonically interested in men. Most of this shit is stuff dudes hate seeing dudes do, too.
 
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Banditotron said:
This is something that goes beyond an "ick" and should extend to "do not associate with this guy" kind of behavior I think. If I am getting along with another guy and they drop words like those casually in conversation it is almost guaranteed that I will avoid talking to them in the future. Pornsick men are not worth anyone's time. I'm very tired of entering a space like a discord or a club or a Fandom and finding it is filled with people who think it is ok to talk like that. It's horrible. I hate it.
Actually, after reading the whole thing thus far, a lot of the icks in this thread are also "reasons a man wouldn't want to be friends with or even associate with another man." Only the stuff that is up to taste (baldness, body hair, height, way someone walks) are icks that wouldn't also translate to reasons to not be platonically interested in men. Most of this shit is stuff dudes hate seeing dudes do, too.
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I think we're in agreement - I always associated the term "ick" on a personal level with glaring character flaws that would change how I see a person negatively, and I think most of the other posters are operating on that definition too. I do know that ick can also refer to reasons why you might lose attraction to someone that aren't harmful to other people (someone's eating habits for example - I hate noisy eaters, but when I think of something that would evoke disgust in me with regard to men the way he eats, as long as it's not overtly piggish, is fairly low down on the list).
 
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  • Guys that act overly affectionate and want to cuddle and hug to much. Not saying that I do not like affection it's just that it's really creepy and sets of alarm bells.
  • Male Feminists they are just wolves in sheep's clothing.
  • Heavy drinker. A lot of my family members were big drinkers and I don't like what is does to people so if you more than a social drinker that is a no in my book.
  • Anger issues, if you can't keep your emotions in check I am not sticking around.
  • No hobbies or interests.
  • Smokers I don't smoke so I don't want to taste your gross smoker lips when we kiss.
  • Poor listener, at least pretend to show interest and respond with a proper response and not one word answers.
 
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Most of what I could add off the top of my head has been said, so I'm going to add:
- always talking about high school. Like sure a few cute anecdotes are fine but when I'm getting to know you and you go on and on about high school over the course of multiple dates that's fuckin weird
- bad kisser. Nope, nope, won't do it. Went out with a guy who kissed like fish and the image of him coming at me with his open mouth and slobbering on over half my face still repulses me.
 
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Tiny Tom Cruise said:
bad kisser. Nope, nope, won't do it. Went out with a guy who kissed like fish and the image of him coming at me with his open mouth and slobbering on over half my face still repulses me.
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I had an old boyfriend that used to make *that* face before he kissed me (you know the one). I quickly got so fed up and disgusted by it that I would refuse to look at him until he didn't make the face anymore.

"You're making that face again..." get up and leave the room, grab myself a snack. Haha.
 
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  • Constant use of these emojis: 😉🙃😜😅😬 Using lots of emojis is faggy in general but boring men love relying on these specifically
  • Chewing with mouth open/talking with food in his mouth
  • Always needs jokes or references explained to him because he's slow
  • Inability to Google or research anything for himself, even simple things
  • Pit bull ownership
  • Therapy speak, especially weaponizing and twisting it to be manipulative ("My boundary is that I need sex before the third date")
  • Nonstop irreverence and an inability to take ANYTHING seriously or respectfully
  • Taylor Swift fan
  • Talks a lot about his guy crushes or the situations in which he'd suck or take dick
  • Bald or balding
  • Uses the term "big boy job" or "pupper"
 
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Using either 😂 or 🤣
Variants of the "haha I'm just gay for my bros" joke
Liking Bjork (or really just fawning over celebrities in general - it feels very "I'm a peon who's meant to be led")
Caring about fashion
Spouting political or cultural takes that were clearly inherited directly from the internet
Spouting political or cultural takes that were clearly inherited directly from their gfs/ex-gfs
fist_of_khonshu said:
Niggas who can't be bothered to express how they feel, bottle it up, and then get mad when you don't know how they are feeling about it. Like, I can't know you're sad if you don't say something?
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This is such stereotypically womanish behaviour but I swear to god only men tend to be emotionally retarded enough to do this (and then try to discourage women from being direct about their emotions by having meltdowns whenever they do so).
 
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pentangle said:
This is such stereotypically womanish behaviour but I swear to god only men tend to be emotionally retarded enough to do this (and then try to discourage women from being direct about their emotions by having meltdowns whenever they do so).
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-''Hey, what's up with you today, what happened?''
-''Nothing''

That can mean, say, ''I don't wish to discuss this matter with you'', but why the hell is this associated only with women? One has to look at one's grumpy face the entire day, listen to his grumpy grumblings or straight up silent treatment, only to learn later he just had a headache and refused to take a painkiller for some stupid man reason? How is this better, than ''Sorry, this is personal and has nothing to do with you'' or ''Sorry, I feel sick today''?
 
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-''Hey, what's up with you today, what happened?''
-''Nothing''

That can mean, say, ''I don't wish to discuss this matter with you'', but why the hell is this associated only with women? One has to look at one's grumpy face the entire day, listen to his grumpy grumblings or straight up silent treatment, only to learn later he just had a headache and refused to take a painkiller for some stupid man reason? How is this better, than ''Sorry, this is personal and has nothing to do with you'' or ''Sorry, I feel sick today''?
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It's also terrible because if you take them at their word but they actually *are* harbouring some gripe with you they refuse to dissect internally (let alone express externally), then they just start quietly resenting you and you bear the brunt of the consequences. Alternatively, if you *don''t* take them at their word and keep probing for the truth they complain about you requiring too much reassurance. Just exhausting trying to tend to a fickle, miserly heart.
 
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