EU Pope Francis is dead - GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDANCE.

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Francis became pope in 2013. In recent years, the 88-year-old was forced to cancel some events, sometimes at the last minute, because of his health.

Pope Francis has died at the age of 88, the Vatican has announced.
The pontiff, who was Bishop of Rome and head of the Catholic Church, became pope in 2013 after his predecessor Benedict XVI resigned.
In recent years, his papacy had been marked by several hospital visits and concerns about his health.
On 14 February, the Pope was admitted to hospital for bronchitis treatment.
In the days that followed, the Vatican said he had been diagnosed with bilateral pneumonia and that he had blood transfusions after tests revealed he had low levels of platelets in his blood, which is associated with anaemia.
On 22 February, it said the Pope was in a critical condition after a "prolonged respiratory crisis" that required a high flow of oxygen, and the next day the Vatican said Francis was showing an "initial, mild" kidney failure.
In the following days, thousands of faithful gathered in St Peter's Square to pray for his recovery, as others went to the Rome hospital where he was staying to leave flowers and cards.
He remained in hospital for the rest of the month, with doctors saying that his condition remained "complex".
On 6 March, his voice was heard for the first time since being admitted to hospital in an audio message, in which he thanked well-wishers, before adding: "I am with you from here."
On Sunday, he greeted crowds at the Easter Sunday Service.
His 38-day hospital stay ended on 23 March when he made his first public appearance in five weeks on a balcony at Gemelli where he smiled and gave a thumbs up to the crowds gathered outside.
He returned to the Vatican, making a surprise stop at his favourite basilica on the way home, before beginning two months of prescribed rest and recovery.
Doctors said Francis would have access to supplemental oxygen and 24-hour medical care as needed - adding that while the pneumonia infection had been successfully treated, the pontiff would continue to take oral medication for quite some time to treat the fungal infection in his lungs and continue his respiratory and physical physiotherapy.

'People's Pope'
Born in 1936, Francis was the first pope from South America. His papacy was marked by his championing of those escaping war and hunger, as well as those in poverty, earning him the moniker the "People's Pope".
In 2016, he washed the feet of refugees from different religions at an asylum centre outside Rome in a "gesture of humility and service".
He also made his views known on a wide range of issues, from climate change to wealth inequality and the role of women in the Catholic Church.
His acceptance of the LGBTQ community was unprecedented - beginning with an unexpected remark to reporters on a flight back from Brazil about gay clergy.
He said: "If a person is gay and seeks God and has good will, who am I to judge them?"
However, in April 2024 he appeared to reiterate the Vatican's staunch opposition to gender reassignment, surrogacy, abortion and euthanasia, by signing the text "Dignitas Infinita" (Infinite Dignity).
In the same year, his own liberal credentials were questioned after reports he used a homophobic slur behind closed doors.
Pope's health in recent years
As a young man in his native Argentina, Francis had part of one lung removed.
In the last few years of his life, Francis needed a wheelchair or a cane to get around and limited his public speaking while struggling with bronchitis and flu.
Francis first spent time in hospital as pope in 2021 for an operation to remove part of his colon.
In June 2023 he was admitted to hospital for an operation on his intestine. At the time, the Vatican said he had been suffering "recurrent, painful and worsening" symptoms caused by an abdominal hernia.
His recent health issues meant he was forced to miss significant events in the Roman Catholic calendar, including the traditional Good Friday procession at Rome's Colosseum last year.
In 2022, he hinted he might step down if his health deteriorated after he was pictured using a wheelchair due to mobility issues caused by a flare-up of sciatica - a nerve condition that causes leg pain.
His predecessor, the late Benedict XVI, became the first pope to resign in more than 600 years in 2013 instead of serving for life, and died in 2022.
The Pope's original name was Jorge Mario Bergoglio and he previously served as a bishop in Buenos Aires.
An estimated 1.4 billion Catholics across the world will mourn Francis' passing.
 
Conclave starting wednesday right? How long can we expect it to last?
I don't know. Possibly about a week. I don't see it being too short but longer than last time. Like you have over 100 Cardinals voting and no clear front runner. My gut feeling is 5 to 6 days tops.
 
Psh, everyone knows Moscow is the Third Rome.
Only insecure and questionable lineages will make claims like this. Sloppy and unbelievable religious propaganda so they could take back the orientalized Roman city of Constantinople, a jumping point to taking over the rest of the middle east - something that they botched before and probably will again in the future.
 
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I don't know. Possibly about a week. I don't see it being too short but longer than last time. Like you have over 100 Cardinals voting and no clear front runner. My gut feeling is 5 to 6 days tops.
> Not a short conclave
> 5 to six days


My nigga in Christ, pick one. They’ve had conclaves last for years and had the locals rip the roof off to speed them up in the past.

LARP harder.
 
> Not a short conclave
> 5 to six days


My nigga in Christ, pick one. They’ve had conclaves last for years and had the locals rip the roof off to speed them up in the past.

LARP harder.
By short I meant we'd have a new Pope in 1 or 2 days. A little longer than the previous conclaves.
 
Wouldn't it be wild if the very first thing the next pope does is treat Frances I like Stephen VI treated Formosus? Dig up the corpse, try it, find it guilty, and toss the body in the Tiber River and call it a day.
Guilty of what? Not because he's innocent but quite the opposite issues: what precisely of his many sins against Christendom is the worst?
 
Conclave starting wednesday right? How long can we expect it to last?
Modern conclaves have tended to be pretty short, but there are a few reasons this one could last more than a day or two. There's no obvious frontrunner, there are likely to be divisions based on whether cardinals want another Francis, someone who will reverse some of Francis's actions, or somebody who will hold things steady for awhile, and due to Francis tending to name cardinals from distant corners of the Church, many of the cardinals don't actually know each other very well and will have to take time to form opinions on candidates.
 
I sat in my dimly lit study, surrounded by stacks of worn Bibles and theological texts. My eyes were fixed on a photograph of Pope Francis, his warm smile now a haunting reminder of the turmoil within the Catholic Church. I couldn't help but wonder if his actions had sealed his fate.

As a devout Christian, I believed the Bible's teachings were clear: homosexuality was a sin, and supporting it went against God's will. Yet, the Pope's words and actions seemed to contradict this. His friendly overtures toward Islam, a religion that rejected Jesus as the Son of God, also troubled me. The Bible was explicit – faith in Jesus was the only path to salvation.

I began to write in my journal, pouring out my thoughts on the matter.

"The Pope's views on homosexuality and his welcoming stance toward Islam are a betrayal of the very teachings he's supposed to uphold. He's led millions astray, compromising the Gospel for the sake of unity and acceptance. What about the souls of those who follow him, blinded by his authority?"

Just as I finished writing, the room around me began to distort. A portal swirled into existence, and Rick and Morty from another dimension stepped out.

"Hey, what's the melancholy mood about?" Rick asked, eyeing my journal.

"The Pope," I replied. "I think he might be in hell for his heresy."

Rick's eyes lit up. "Oh, now that's a topic worth exploring. You see, the Pope's problem wasn't just his views on homosexuality or Islam – it was his attempt to redefine morality based on human consensus rather than divine decree."

Morty chimed in, "But Rick, isn't that what Christianity is all about – love and acceptance?"

Rick snorted. "Acceptance of what, Morty? The status quo? Humanity's been grappling with its own darkness for centuries. The Pope's mistake was trying to legitimize certain behaviors without addressing the underlying issues. It's like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound."

I nodded in agreement. "Exactly! The Bible is clear – we must repent and follow Jesus' teachings."

Rick turned to me. "You know, my friend, the Pope's situation is a microcosm of a larger problem. We're living in an era where people are more concerned with being 'right' according to societal norms than with seeking truth. The Pope's fate serves as a reminder that our actions have consequences, not just in this life but potentially in the next."

The room fell silent, the only sound the soft hum of Rick's portal gun. Morty looked at his grandfather, concern etched on his face.

"Grandpa Rick, you're getting deep again."

Rick's expression turned somber. "Someone has to, Morty. We're all just wandering through the multiverse, searching for meaning. The Pope's story is just one example of how our choices can have far-reaching consequences."

As they prepared to leave, Rick turned to me. "You know, my friend, the line between heaven and hell isn't always clear-cut. Sometimes it's the ones who claim to speak for God who end up speaking for themselves."

With that, they stepped back into their portal and vanished, leaving me to ponder the weight of their words. The photograph of the Pope seemed to stare at me, a haunting reminder of the complexities of faith and morality.
 
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