Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Funny that Ellen should bring up “losing medical at lightning speed”. Just this morning I saw a couple of horror stories about how slow and horrifically inefficient Leafland healthcare is, like how doctors refused to diagnose a woman with breast cancer because “You’re too young to have it!” Which ultimately killed her. And what other rights, Ellen? Tell me what we’re losing without mentioning immigrants, I’ll wait.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Wholesome (?) comic exclusive to Reddit:

Ellen's height.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Ellen's height.

Yeah she's clearly on the taller end of the spectrum for women, her pictures don't do her any favors, she looks gangly like a high school girl getting a growth spurt.

 

[7/11 Coffee]

Wholesome (?) comic exclusive to Reddit:
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Ellen's height.

5'9 is tall for a woman, she's also skinny so that helps

Also, a woman who is a misandrist who has fantasies of men (her husband) crushing her. Typical

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

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Lady, you’re just mad that no one with any sense of self respect is masturbating to your OF.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Has anyone asked her just how exactly she managed to cross the border (and most of the country if she went to California), openly hang out at Disney with her family for however long, then get back across the border to Canada without being captured and shipped to a work camp or El Salvador?

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Can’t stay awake: You’re thinking of Biden
Is 78: Irrelevant
Born Rich: See above
Convicted felon: Never went anywhere
No political background: You say that like it’s a bad thing
Shits his pants: Again, you’re thinking of Biden

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Has anyone asked her just how exactly she managed to cross the border (and most of the country if she went to California), openly hang out at Disney with her family for however long, then get back across the border to Canada without being captured and shipped to a work camp or El Salvador?

She's white, or white-passing.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Based if true made 2 videos on her today.

I tried to just preserve tube them, but the first didn't want to preserve tube. Here's some onsite archives.

What the fuck is this intro?

 

[CoolFool]

Wholesome (?) comic exclusive to Reddit:
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Ellen's height.

She's doing the same thing Anisa does to Ian, passively insulting her husband.

This comment is more informative than she realizes. Not only do we learn that she's a Karen type, she also reveals what kind of husband she has. I have been wondering if Ellen's husband was the spineless cuck type or the gooning sadist type that got off to seeing Ellen ruin herself. Now we know, he goes along with her insanity because he has no balls.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

She's doing the same thing Anisa does to Ian, passively insulting her husband.

This comment is more informative than she realizes. Not only do we learn that she's a Karen type, she also reveals what kind of husband she has. I have been wondering if Ellen's husband was the spineless cuck type or the gooning sadist type that got off to seeing Ellen ruin herself. Now we know, he goes along with her insanity because he has no balls.

Here are some more of her comments to analyze!

 

[WonderWino]

Here are some more of her comments to analyze!
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She uttered the phrase dude I just finished several weeks of intense political commentary unironically and with the intent that she be taken completely seriously. That speaks volumes more than she intended to. She's got a lucas werner sized ego and expectation of being taken seriously and doesn't take kindly when this doesn't happen. Only she manipulates creepy mods to ban people who criticize her instead of gloating about hitting the block button like lucas does

Definitely a manipulative, controlling narcissist and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out she's got some BPD tendencies

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen is horny.
Edit: uploads keep failing.

https://imgur.com/a/KupwEgT

 

[Darkdragon96]

What would the Kiwifarms bird mascot do to her?

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

Ellen is horny.
Edit: uploads keep failing.

https://imgur.com/a/KupwEgT

Now the real question is, does she do this stuff to c(h)um the waters and attract simps for ego and profit? Or does she just have no ability to restrain what she posts online, like some kind of facebook boomer or anime gooner?

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

I tried to just preserve tube them, but the first didn't want to preserve tube. Here's some onsite archives.

What the fuck is this intro?
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Ain’t this the same retard that’s “rich man bad”?

https://youtu.be/nmJOgq5ndXQ?si=PaDuVQDOYAyTsRfg

 

[Ghostse]

She is not even a tenth as witty.

I guess you could say she's more than a stone's throw behind in wit?

 

[DickMain]

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Now the real question is, does she do this stuff to c(h)um the waters and attract simps for ego and profit? Or does she just have no ability to restrain what she posts online, like some kind of facebook boomer or anime gooner?

Gonna say it's a little of both.

 

[horseorigin]

It’s only a matter of time before she reaches Anonymous Asexual levels of taking the piss out of. Her comics legitimately make being a leftist seem less cool. Can’t imagine many people appreciate her anymore than r/antiwork appreciated Doreen. Some people live to embarrass themselves.