Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 26.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.6%

  • Total voters
    331
If he would even microdose legitimate prescriptions in an attempt to "fix some condition" he thinks he knows more about than an actual doctor, there is zero doubt in my mind that he thought microdosing his child with cocaine helps her in some twisted, crooked faggot skelly logic induced way.
This is Nick getting off on exhibitionism. Again.

I've known a few tards who thought they knew better than physicians and pharmacists on how to take their meds, but they atleast had the good sense not to brag about their retardery.
 
Holy SHIT his voice sounds bad in those clips. Not just the pitch but the general intonation, it's like he's doing an impersonation of an accent that doesn't exist, it's really hard to understand. Then to see him get narc rage at (presumably) his keed...yep, he's in personal hell right now. I'm glad he's got adderall and whippets to see him through this stressful time.
 
No, we don't know if April has an adderall script. It is my pet theory that she's being kept around for more than just sex. Her house is going to be where illicit substances are stored and my bet is she is the one who will be acquiring them.
That's an intriguing theory, actually.

That means she'd also be the one that will go down for it... at least at first.

Very alphachad of Nick. Hiding behind a woman. 🙄

Though you would think if that happened, the cops would be wise to the fact there's no way in fuck she's getting the money herself, and she'd be pressured into turning on him.

Would be really interesting if this was his plan. Convince them to drop the charges against April so that she would be under less scrutiny, and could therefore be in charge of acquiring and keeping the dope.

I don't believe for a second he was angry at Null for having April's address known because he actually cares for her. There's something else going on here. He shower calls when he's especially pissed or scared shitless. Just like with the CHIPS report.
 
If he would even microdose legitimate prescriptions in an attempt to "fix some condition" he thinks he knows more about than an actual doctor, there is zero doubt in my mind that he thought microdosing his child with cocaine helps her in some twisted, crooked faggot skelly logic induced way.
100%
I believe it was coomalot (one of his best friends who still defends nick to this day) that mentioned Nick was getting really into the concept of the "secret medical benefits of cocaine"

100% Nick dosed his favorite daughter with cocaine to "fix" the behavioral problems he's claimed she has.

Nick's gleefully recounted how he lied to police by technicality "they asked if April slept the night, there was no sleeping going on", has said that it's ok to lie to people that "don't deserve the truth", and lied about his cocaine use and swinging until it was undeniable.

His "cop's cocaine glove contaminated my daughter's hair" is the same as the "there's a watermark on the video!" cope. He knows the accusations are correct, but if he muddies the waters enough he thinks he can get away on a technicality.

Despicable.
 
That's an intriguing theory, actually.

That means she'd also be the one that will go down for it... at least at first.

Very alphachad of Nick. Hiding behind a woman. 🙄

Though you would think if that happened, the cops would be wise to the fact there's no way in fuck she's getting the money herself, and she'd be pressured into turning on him.

Would be really interesting if this was his plan. Convince them to drop the charges against April so that she would be under less scrutiny, and could therefore be in charge of acquiring and keeping the dope.

I don't believe for a second he was angry at Null for having April's address known because he actually cares for her. There's something else going on here. He shower calls when he's especially pissed or scared shitless. Just like with the CHIPS report.
Everyone likes to say Nick didn't learn anything from his arrest, but that's not true. He learned he needs to keep a traphouse. That way he's always one step ahead of the cops.

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cop's cocaine glove contaminated my daughter's hair
I bet when the bodycam comes out, there is absolutely no correlation between the cop confiscating the drugs and the cop that allegedly touched the child's hair. Nick sure seems completely disinterested in releasing the footage after promising it for months on end. His new tactic is to smugly brag about his love for drugs (but they are bad m'kay Mr.PO wink wink) while ignoring every other aspect of his crime, because now they were dismissed, he can legally memoryhole it.
 
I tuned in around 11:30 central or so and Nick was gone. When he got back, he had that weird fucked up voice that he had when he'd call into MAPton's show last year when he was reportedly abusing whippets. It's not just the voice itself - but his intonations, emphasis, etc. He doesn't normally sound like that. He was also shouting into the mic about fake viewers.
WTF?
Are we being punked?
Rekieta's voice sounds like it is AI. If I were not watching him speaking, I would swear that someone had cloned his voice to prove some type of obscure legal point about the Melton's Supertips bullshit...

If he is not huffng some type of intoxicant, then his voice is demonstrating a high degree of stress. His vocal chords are tight and constricted, but rather than that high whingy nervous faggy voice like usual, his voice is in a lower register than normal....
Could he be using a voice changer???
 
I'm going to powerlevel a bit; during my college years, I abused the fuck out of Adderall. I always found the high to be longer lasting and stronger than cocaine. That and I got shit done. It truly puts your mind on a single track. You want to write a paper or play LoL? Enjoy doing that and literally nothing else for the next several hours. However, it seems like Nick's devoting all his mental energy into being a seething faggot, which he doesn't need any medication for. Also, it's not like he's performing in the bedroom for his "busted" wife anyways, so I guess stimdick is a non-issue for him too. He's an unrepentant addict through and through. Enjoy prison, Balldo.
 
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Drama is the way for Nick to make money but it's a fickle thing and he needs to constantly ramp it up to keep attention. It also helps if you have two warring factions; which isn't the case with Kurt. People who like Kurt will just send Kurt money and won't defend his honor to a hostile party. "monetizing the haters" only works some of the time and not after you get found out. His last big hurrah from that was Eric July.
 
WTF?
Are we being punked?
Rekieta's voice sounds like it is AI. If I were not watching him speaking, I would swear that someone had cloned his voice to prove some type of obscure legal point about the Melton's Supertips bullshit...

If he is not huffng some type of intoxicant, then his voice is demonstrating a high degree of stress. His vocal chords are tight and constricted, but rather than that high whingy nervous faggy voice like usual, his voice is in a lower register than normal....
Could he be using a voice changer???
I think Nick is just retarded and thinks "heh heh heh, nitrous and adderall won't show up on a drug test!"
 
Called it. Also, Nick doesn't have narcolepsy. That's bullshit. If it's not bullshit, I want him to tell us how he was diagnosed.
Nick is just a drug addict who shops around for a diagnosis for every single thing he has wrong with him that is just because he's a drug addict. He never had "narcolepsy" or "heat allergies" or his other munchie bullshit, he's just a drunk drug-addicted faggot piece of shit. He has drunkolepsy. He has impotence from booze swilling.

Let's not even talk about his obvious lie about a "107 degree fever." Fuck you Nick you liar. Dumbass nigger.
 
I present to you my latest masterpiece...I call it, Faces of Sobriety.

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107 degree fever
107°F core body temperature is Hyperpyrexia range, caused by "your either dead or permanently retarded, pick one" complications like severe Sepsis, Meningitis, Thyroid storms and brain trauma.

Interestingly, it can be also caused by drug overdoses that disrupt thermoregulation, stimulants such as Cocaine, Meth and MDMA can cause this. Did Nick's stimulant toxicity / polysubstance his way into Serotonin Syndrome? Its possible.
 
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