Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pentamidine]

Wanted to share a few clips I found interesting.

Whippets voice​

I tuned in around 11:30 central or so and Nick was gone. When he got back, he had that weird fucked up voice that he had when he'd call into MAPton's show last year when he was reportedly abusing whippets. It's not just the voice itself - but his intonations, emphasis, etc. He doesn't normally sound like that. He was also shouting into the mic about fake viewers.

Eurphoria​

After he got back, every couple minutes he'd mute his mic and turn off his camera for 20-30s. In this moment, he is euphoric. He is definitely fucked up, he's woozy and swaying. I've never known anyone that's done whippets so I don't really know what nitrous abuse looks like, but whatever he's doing he's doing it every couple of minutes.

Yellin at muh keeeeeedz (or Kayla, maybe)​

Here, he muted his mic and thought he turned off his cam but he fucked it up. He can be seen talking to someone off camera, obviously exasperated with them and getting angry before he realizes his camera is still on. Probably wunna hees keeeeeeedz asking for food or to be driven around (the greatest burden that can weigh upon a man).

Slurring​

Here he comes back from a disabled cam slurring and barely coherent

Fucked over his life​

Some chatters were trying to figure out why he kept disappearing, with one wondering if he had a UTI and this was having frequent bathroom breaks. Nick responded that he did indeed have a UTI, from all the sex he was having while fucking his life over.

Fucked up full screen​

The trial broke for lunch so we got the opportunity to see Nick fucked up in full screen 720p glory

I only brought up the stream because I saw he was view botting again but couldn't pull myself away from the trainwreck. Is he out of Adderall or something? Why did he suddenly switch back to nitrous? You can tell when he's on one or the other - when he's on Addy his eyes dart around and he looks to the ceiling cats all the time. When he's fucked up on what I'm assuming is whippets his voice and intonations change and he seems excited but he also clearly dizzy and woozy. The tone of his voice almost sounds like he's had a small amount of helium or something, I don't know how to describe it. He seems to recover fairly quickly but then the cam goes dark again and he comes back fucked up. He's barely trying to hide whatever it is he's doing.

inb4 "Those are all symptoms of my narcolepsy, nerrrrrrrrrrrrd"

 

[Captain Manning]

My hybrid theory is Nick was botting but had such high engagement, it wasn't noticeable. As the engagement theory states, Nick struck a balance that raised his chat and certainly paypig engagement, way above even his viewer numbers. That was true from at least the Vic stuff onward. Nick did have an odd jump into youtube from his facebook stuff- whether that was solely off of Dax or not, I cannot say.

His Maddox shit wasn't that popular. I can't post images now for some reason, but if you go back and look at those old Maddox vids (the first videos on his channel) they have between 8k and 48k views. Which is good, especially for a noob, but not gangbusters. Dick's fanbase probably helped considerably.

What really put him on the map was Weebwars, and it went up from there. His very first Vic video, announcing the lawsuit, got 267k views.

Again, I don't think he was botting during Weebwars. Either wholly, or partially. He didn't have to. I think he was just in the right place at the right time. He got extremely lucky with that. Vic had an even bigger fan base than Juju. He built up an audience, and then built up an ever bigger one from the trial streaming that came afterwards.

To me, Nick is a story of a guy who was seen as the right guy at the right time, and got a lot of non-robotic support, but then blew it because he was actually not what he convinced people he was.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Didn't some nigger teacher clone the voice of a principle who fired him for being a thieving nigger get into trouble, because in the cloned voice he had the guy go on racist rants?
It's said there was outrage initially but due to him adamantly denying it, people kind of turned around the cops eventually found out. I'm pretty sure that guy who cloned the voice got jailtime.

Yeah, here it is: https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/25/24140556/ai-voice-cloning-baltimore-school-misuse#comments

(Note: I am NOT suggesting that Skelly would get into any trouble over this or if this would affect his probation. It wouldn't.)

 

[Lian Xing]

When he's fucked up on what I'm assuming is whippets his voice and intonations change

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_use_of_nitrous_oxide

The molecular weight of N2O is different than the average of air so that could explain temporary tonal changes.

 

[Strix454]

Does he have a car he can actually drive? Because I thought I saw something to the effect that his car registrations are still not valid and he still doesn't have insurance.

 

[Lian Xing]

Does he have a car he can actually drive? Because I thought I saw something to the effect that his car registrations are still not valid and he still doesn't have insurance.

It would appear that Minnesota doesn't care if you have a valid license, registration, or auto insurance to operate a motor vehicle on its public roads.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Here, he muted his mic and thought he turned off his cam but he fucked it up. He can be seen talking to someone off camera, obviously exasperated with them and getting angry before he realizes his camera is still on.

I'm glad to see Nick once again fucking off his wife with his useless career of making dick jokes while real courthouse professionals duke it out. Totally not going to end in Kayla reaching back out to her long lost love, Star Trek Guy.

Five years Nick? Your struggling in less than five weeks.

 

[dustnight]

>I get 10mg a day or 30mg a month it's not a lot
>later... 300mg a month
>I use it in little bursts for my narcolepsy
>I use it when I get stressed
>Some people use 70mg for a bigger kick... uh I don't know I mean, 50mg maybe
(70mg is a really specific number, so he's taken 70mg as a single dose before. Nice admission.)

Total junkie, confirmed to be abusing his medication. From smaller doses to prolong its effect to larger bumps for a temporary high.
This man is a pillhead. He's Vegas Sober.

You left out some important Balldo wordplay "I hear some people use"

 

[DemsBNutz]

"Flash" "Eric July"
He really is adding everyone who's ever had a beef with him, that is actually so pathetic.

Man needs to grow up why not use classic like Boris Badenough or other public domain IP... So is it just a matter of time before we get vic, null, ty? As nick rages further into insanity with drugs and oxygen cutting off galaxy gas... Soon we will be in range of him adding hobo27. Who said would give him a BJ for a line... Instead runs away with the coke leaving Nick with a dry willie and his pants on the ground on a side street of nicolet ave.. and rage..... Ragecoon? Pug?? Ragecum?? Rage is just not the right fit even if he seems to be fighting for that title..

 

[AnOminous]

Total junkie, confirmed to be abusing his medication. From smaller doses to prolong its effect to larger bumps for a temporary high.
This man is a pillhead. He's Vegas Sober.

What's with his fairly recent lie-tell where he stares out into space with a dead expression when he's lying?

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Cut and paste broke the attribution and I'm not going to fix it because something called "nationalsecuritylawfirm" can pretty much blow me. I don't outright disagree with the possibility of these pedotips things being defamation, I just don't take this ridiculous source as any kind of authority. Wtf even is this shit?

 

[Captain Manning]

I tuned in around 11:30 central or so and Nick was gone. When he got back, he had that weird fucked up voice that he had when he'd call into MAPton's show last year when he was reportedly abusing whippets. It's not just the voice itself - but his intonations, emphasis, etc. He doesn't normally sound like that. He was also shouting into the mic about fake viewers.

I think some mouth-breathing Balldoguard, who at this point is probably also a Meltonite, bought him a bunch of views to "own the Kiwifags" but didn't tell Nick beforehand.

They couldn't even bother to coordinate this ruse with Rekieta, so even he recognized and outted it as bullshit.

Congrats. You played yourself. No refunds.

Once again, I would like to point out that Nick has the dumbest fans, and Aaron has the stupidest haters.

 

[break these cuffs]

>I get 10mg a day or 30mg a month it's not a lot
>later... 300mg a month
>I use it in little bursts for my narcolepsy
>I use it when I get stressed
>Some people use 70mg for a bigger kick... uh I don't know I mean, 50mg maybe
(70mg is a really specific number, so he's taken 70mg as a single dose before. Nice admission.)

Total junkie, confirmed to be abusing his medication. From smaller doses to prolong its effect to larger bumps for a temporary high.
This man is a pillhead. He's Vegas Sober.

I'm sure he got 300mg a month initially. I'd be interested to know what it's at now and where it is in a year. It's just a matter of time until he pisses hot for it. I'm not well versed in piss tests despite having taken many of them for work, but I do know they can measure use to a degree.

How granular can they get? If he's got a 300mg prescription, can they tell if he's taking 400, 500, 600? Is there a reliable threshold that they wait for so it's harder to dispute? Would they wait for him to test at a 1,000mg a month level so he can't claim testing precision error, minor lab mistake, even try to lie his way out by saying he had a couple extra pills from last month? Sure the last one would be a violation, but taking 3 extra pills is better than his PO finding out he's downing all of April's script.

No, we don't know if April has an adderall script. It is my pet theory that she's being kept around for more than just sex. Her house is going to be where illicit substances are stored and my bet is she is the one who will be acquiring them.

 

[daniel day]

They gave a cocaine addict adderall? lmao

God bless America.

He will inevitably begin abusing them if he hasn't started to already.

Generally, PO officers must be notified of any current prescriptions (even things like 800mg ibuprofen). That includes dosage and refill times. Its pretty easy for a PO to look at a bottle, see its half empty a day after it was refilled, and then bust him for drug abuse. MN is a failed somali retard state, so I say that in a general sense of "this is how probation should work."

The real kicker comes in when Nick gets caught trying to score illegal adderall to get around the fact that hes abusing it without tipping off his PO. When he inevitably shows up on live completely fucked up the PO might see it and bust his ass anyway.

 

[neger psykolog]

For real:
Do NOT microdose Adderall

Rated B for boring

 

[Harm]

The fact he thinks he has such a clever way of mathematically dissuading the "Adderall abuse" notions tells me he is absolutely abusing it. No question whatsoever.

Even if you grant him that he cannot refill his prescription, and that he isn't buying additional pills from the streets, he could "ration" them out so that if he saves enough throughout the month, he can pop 5 or more of those bad boys all at once and tweak out.

It'd even circumvent that whole "the P.O. checks his bottle to make sure the number of pills in it makes sense" because if he's doing it right, the pill bottle will always have the proper amount while his baggy taped to the bottom of his desk has his secret stash slowly growing.

Anyways, that wedding he attended with Dick Masterson and Vito? Vito has already spilled the beans that they were "railing lines of cocaine" at the event. Nick was definitely doing so too before drug testing started. He'll never change.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I don't believe this will ever become a legal issue for Nick. I am looking at it more as a threat to his Youtube channel.

I believe Nick has the capacity to get into a defamation lawsuit like with Montagraph.

Since now it is some mysterious 'Incel Lawyer' Nick can say whatever he wants, right? (huffs galaxy gas) Kurt would need to react and say 'yes, I am the incel lawyer!' (huffs galaxy gas) I can always say I didn't say THAT about Kurt, the incel lawyer character is my intellectual property! (huffs galaxy gas)

 

[Vibralldo]

Whippets voice

He even sounds high as shit, Jesus

Nick really is retarded and still thinks he's invincible even after getting arrested and convicted

 

[AnOminous]

No, we don't know if April has an adderall script. It is my pet theory that she's being kept around for more than just sex. Her house is going to be where illicit substances are stored and my bet is she is the one who will be acquiring them.

Why is anyone giving any merit to something a degenerate druggie says about his constant drug abuse? None of this shit is true.

The only fact is Nick is doing whatever drugs he gets and thinks he can get away with. He has a Dr. Feelgood, he'll use his prescribed "medical" drugs and when he pisses hot, will use it as an excuse, maybe Minnesota is so fucking stupid they'll tolerate this fictional nonsense, but he'll continue to be a complete druggie.

Also fuck Minnesota. What a gay, weak, dicksucking state. Apparently you can just drive around drunk with no license, insurance, expired registration, and constantly get tickets you refuse to pay, and this cucked idiot state does nothing. What a shithole.

This is not civilization. This is decadence.

 

[200MB]

The tone of his voice almost sounds like he's had a small amount of helium or something, I don't know how to describe it. He seems to recover fairly quickly but then the cam goes dark again and he comes back fucked up. He's barely trying to hide whatever it is he's doing.

He sounds like he has something stuck in his throat here.

 

[AltisticRight]

If he would even microdose legitimate prescriptions in an attempt to "fix some condition" he thinks he knows more about than an actual doctor, there is zero doubt in my mind that he thought microdosing his child with cocaine helps her in some twisted, crooked faggot skelly logic induced way.