Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

Lou's TheAshhole Disqus account is gone.

Given that he was "no, in real life"ing to random commentors, it wouldn't surprise me if Lou got banned from Disqus on that account. Does Disqus have Hardware bans? Lou would be the most deserving of being Hardware banned from Disqus.

Doctor Who.

This one is telling since he doesn't consider Undertale LARPer or his supposed brother and enabler Karma as friends, merely attempts at grifting money.

 

[a hapless toad]

He's namechecking Faygo a lot...juggalo arc incoming?

 

[Jace on ice]

I think a character coded to Lou is The Blob. Yes, that classic cinematic monster that does nothing but consume mindlessly.

Sloth from S7ven?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Is the pre-Louified version of this story available anywhere, I wonder? Would love to assess his editing prowess.

 

[a hapless toad]

Is the pre-Louified version of this story available anywhere, I wonder? Would love to assess his editing prowess.

If the quality of his personal content is indicative of his skills as an editor you may want to rethink that, for your own sanity at least.

 

[Dieter Laser]

He's namechecking Faygo a lot...juggalo arc incoming?

The Juggalo community is currently being brigaded hard by the gender special grifters. Juggalos get a bad rep but a lot of them are really decent people who do crowd fund stuff for their community and are generally fairly tolerant. Makes them a ripe target for grifting faggots. Wouldn’t surprise me much.

 

[Solid Snek]

The Juggalo community is currently being brigaded hard by the gender special grifters. Juggalos get a bad rep but a lot of them are really decent people who do crowd fund stuff for their community and are generally fairly tolerant. Makes them a ripe target for grifting faggots. Wouldn’t surprise me much.

Oooooh gaaaawwwd, really? I used to giggle at juggalos all the time, but I love those silly idiots; they're a Big (Circus) Tent, American Christian Revivalist movement for meth country rednecks. Brains are fried, but their hearts are in the right place, and in the back of my mind I guess I always pictured their community somehow quietly persevering for centuries, like Mormons or the Amish, but with more lower back tattoos.

I really hope this is some trickle down effect of how welcoming juggalos are, mixed with all the furry nonsense, and not an indication of a major shift in policy by juggalo clergy. I mean... Violent J's kid hasn't trooned out, has she? Cuz if she has, it's time to pour some 40s of Faygo on the curb, cuz the carnival will be Lou's house soon.

SJWs: Social Juggalette Wizzardzzz

Lou's TheAshhole Disqus account is gone.

Gosh I wonder why.

Ethan Klein.

Fuck. See, this is what's coming for the poor juggalos in ten years: a thirty hour slapfight where El Moorish Malenko and KrustE Da Kosher Klown, both streamers who got into ICP in 2027, duke it out over who is more oppressed: the state of SuperIsrael, or the Iranian Remnant.

All the white cis fascist transgayneojuggalos side with SuperIsrael in the Juggalo Civil War, while Lou and his "there is no far left" transgayneojuggalo sisterxxn fall behind the Iranian Remnant. Blood sugar runs high as both sides passive aggressively tear each other apart, like superbrats on a CW drama about highschool girls in California.

Meanwhile, nobody has maintained The Gathering in years; the wrestling rings are covered in weeds, the Miss Jugalette contest is nothing but fat men complaining about albeism, and nobody's dropped a single sick rhyme since the Faygo factory relocated to China.

Doctor Who.

Two of those guys are Doctor Who. But who's the character on the (nonexistent) far left? Is that also a Doctor Who?

I notice he's still not acknowledging Woman Doctor or Gay Black Doctor, even with three friends to choose from...

 

[Sintharia]

Two of those guys are Doctor Who. But who's the character on the (nonexistent) far left? Is that also a Doctor Who?

To the far left is the War Doctor, who bridges the 8th Doctor and the 9th Doctor, played by John Hurt. There is an associated story there, but I don't remember it.

 

[Asian tech support]

I meant The Blob (from The Blob) though; the meteorite landed outside Phoenixville, PA.

You've given me an idea. It might take a month or two it's going to happen 100%.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

To the far left is the War Doctor, who bridges the 8th Doctor and the 9th Doctor, played by John Hurt. There is an associated story there, but I don't remember it.

In-universe, the 8th Doctor decided he needed to regenerate into a new body because the Time Lords were going to war with the Daleks and he needed to lay aside the mantle of "the Doctor" and become a warrior instead. Out of universe, it's because the showrunner correctly predicted that he wasn't going to get Chris Eccleston to come back as 9 and he didn't want to write the 8th Doctor as being the one who fought in the Time War, so he created the War Doctor to bridge the gap.

 

[Spunt]

Violent J's kid hasn't trooned out, has she? Cuz if she has, it's time to pour some 40s of Faygo on the curb, cuz the carnival will be Lou's house soon

She has become a furry. I remember seeing a video where she got scammed by a fursuit maker so Violent J threatened to send a bunch of hatchet-wielding ninjaz to his house if he didn't give her a refund.

She got the refund.

 

[Solid Snek]

She has become a furry. I remember seeing a video where she got scammed by a fursuit maker so Violent J threatened to send a bunch of hatchet-wielding ninjaz to his house if he didn't give her a refund.

She got the refund.

Yeah, that's why I'm worried.

For people who aren't familiar with juggalos, Violent J (the fat one from ICP) is the supreme pontiff of their culture; his word holds as much weight as, if not more weight than, the Pope's word does with Catholics. *

Used to be, there wasn't much crossover between juggalos and furries (still remember seeing "furry juggalo DA groups" featured on SA, and how funny it was to think that people would combine the two). However, Violent J's daughter came out as a furry shortly before Covid, so he started fursuiting too, and now it's just accepted that a lot of juggalos are also furries.

J on the left, his daughter on the right:

We're just one trans kid away from Lou becoming the new face of America's methbelt.

* note: I'm not even exaggerating here, re: Violent J and the Pope. Read any thread on Pope Francis, and around half the comments are going to be from Catholics lamenting the current state of their Church, and the need to course correct. A few will be polite and diplomatic; a lot of them won't be.
Meanwhile, I don't think I've ever heard juggalos say anything negative about Violent J. The only time there was any serious disagreement over J's leadership in the Carnival was when Twiztid (one of ICP's earliest and most successful protege bands) left ICP's record label, and even then the most shocking statement from Twiztid was something like "we had creative differences and wanted to explore new artistic directions".
Dude is a God to those people. **

** note to note: not exaggerating about the God thing, either. Juggalo lore is super autistic, and I don't pretend to know even half of it, but back in the 2000s J famously dropped a Big Reveal about how the first six of his albums were monotheistic religious allegories, slowly and methodically revealing esoteric truths about heaven, hell, God, and salvation, which had come to him in a dream about circus clowns.
I wish I was making this up, but I'm not.

Kinda hope Lou DOES get into a juggalo phase, just so he can learn it's actually a clown-based version of Christianity. Lou's ensuing chimp out will be GLORIOUS.

 

[kazuhiro]

"Ack to the Future."


Zine.

Missed free comic book day. Damn foot.

FFXIV.


Referencing Gremlins.

Complaining that Netflix is missing some MLP.


May the 4th.


Gneech.

Let down by a friend again.

New laptop "almost every 3 months."

She has become a furry. I remember seeing a video where she got scammed by a fursuit maker so Violent J threatened to send a bunch of hatchet-wielding ninjaz to his house if he didn't give her a refund.

She got the refund.

I hope he still sent them 'round.

 

[Spunt]

What the fuck is "Onder Woman", Lou? What does "Onder" mean? He's so colossally fucking stupid.

You could have gone with "Wonder Oman". Not very funny, but at least Oman is a word.

 

[Asian tech support]

New laptop "almost every 3 months."

I don't know how he can admit to eating a laptop with pasta sauce every three months on the same account he begs for money with. His previous post was quite literally laying the groundwork for an "emergency" beg later today. Also, awake at 4AM. The Shield had school this morning, Creepy Uncle Louis.

 

[Sintharia]

What the fuck is "Onder Woman", Lou? What does "Onder" mean? He's so colossally fucking stupid.

You could have gone with "Wonder Oman". Not very funny, but at least Oman is a word.

“Wo der Woman” would work, as well. And be a much different movie.

 

[kazuhiro]

awake at 4AM

The image timestamps are BST, the post was 11pm EDT.

 

[budgetcandle]

“Wo der Woman” would work, as well. And be a much different movie.

It requires brain power and creativity that Lou does not have

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm not mad that my friend can't drive my worthless sponging ass to Monroeville, but that's not going to stop me from whining about it on social media, where they will definitely see it and feel called out about it even though I'm totally not mad yinz guys.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Am I the only one looking forward to Lou finding Pnictogen's thread and telling him about it? C'mon Lou, you know you want to.