DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RougeRed]

So what haircut would you guys suggest for the Pigroach? Every time he gets an haircut people here clown on him but they never suggest better haircuts for his age.

I don't think people are actually making fun of him for going bald, or for choosing bad hair cuts for his age. He is clearly very self-conscious about his thinning hair, and his attempts to hide it are what people are actually mocking. Like many, many things about Phil, if he just owned it and said "Yeah, I'm over 40, I'm getting a bald spot and grey hair" it wouldn't be a thing, but he instead goes to a salon 20-50 times as often as a man his age typically gets a haircut. Even the fact that he dyes his hair wouldn't be such a big deal, no one really cares about it, but it's funny because it bothers him badly enough to lie about.

 

[PieceofShet]

Lost Tapes 2 took over the lead... but im sure it will be disqualified.

 

[Lord_Point]

With all this talk about his hair, im betting he starts up stream with a bald filter on OBS, does a terrible 'whats wrong' guys act, then points out how thats what bald really looks like, stupid trolls.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

With all this talk about his hair, im betting he starts up stream with a bald filter on OBS, does a terrible 'whats wrong' guys act, then points out how thats what bald really looks like, stupid trolls.

Definitely possible. The amount of fussing and squirming and hair smoothing he was doing yesterday was notable. The hair stuff seems to be getting to him. He’s even more self-conscious than usual. It seems to feed into his combativeness with chat/the world.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't think people are actually making fun of him for going bald, or for choosing bad hair cuts for his age.

Yes. Phil is in the perfect situation to let his looks naturally age. It's a real problem normie men have to face in the career rat race and keep women in their life. With Phil's viewers and fat mooching Kat, it's best for him to not care.

Of course, Phil will always have the mindset that he can't be a NERD!, hence why he refuses to wear glasses.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Hope you guys don't mind a little self-promotion:

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I need the writers to swerve soon. I am so fucking bored I can't even listen to restreams. Haven't been this bored since mid King arc. DSP, I know you read here too can you please schedule a call in your very busy adult mature life with Mike Cum? I need some meaningful khantent asap.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

With all this talk about his hair, im betting he starts up stream with a bald filter on OBS, does a terrible 'whats wrong' guys act, then points out how thats what bald really looks like, stupid trolls.

Colour me dented but I don't think he dyes his hair. It's one of those things that he mocks Dr. Disrespect, Keem, JackSepticGuy, and Markiplier for doing. I feel like he'd have a staunch bias against that sort of thing. Like drugs or pirating. His hair colour is weird but then again he has lived for the last 19 years with a patchy goatee while claiming its merely white hairs.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Colour me dented but I don't think he dyes his hair. It's one of those things that he mocks Dr. Disrespect, Keem, JackSepticGuy, and Markiplier for doing. I feel like he'd have a staunch bias against that sort of thing. Like drugs or pirating. His hair colour is weird but then again he has lived for the last 19 years with a patchy goatee while claiming its merely white hairs.

He also has zero self-awareness

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Colour me dented but I don't think he dyes his hair. It's one of those things that he mocks Dr. Disrespect, Keem, JackSepticGuy, and Markiplier for doing. I feel like he'd have a staunch bias against that sort of thing. Like drugs or pirating. His hair colour is weird but then again he has lived for the last 19 years with a patchy goatee while claiming its merely white hairs.

If you think DSP wouldn't/doesn't do the exact things he moralizes at other streamers about while thinking it's totally fine because he's "a good guy" I have a bridge to sell you.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

I blanked out the majority of his Disco Elysium playthrough because it was fucking boring but managed to find some very VERY good clips.

He is a "cocaine snorting tyrant who emptied the treasury so he could sleep on a bed of gold"

 

[PieceofShet]

Whats the BPM of Phil? At least 10.
(ban per minute)

From wpig stream. He banned 10 names on kick in under a minute.

 

[Smokeski]

I wouldn't have the motivation he does to continue this Sisyphean task. I would either get a regular job or let the trolls just come in and say whatever they would. I think it's easy to call Phil lazy, but he's been incredibly dedicated to keeping up with every up-to-date meme about him and pre-banning trolls.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I love how he just casually acts like these goals of his aren't $150 each, as if he's not asking for too much from his dents.

"I would love to hit 3 goals today and do the marathon tomorrow!"

Yes Phil, I too would love to receive $450 for doing the bare minimum. Fuckin' prick.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Tomorrow's TL1P has been cancelled due to "factors beyond his control". He should be back around 1pm tomorrow.

I wonder what it could be.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

They're both empy on the inside, way too big for a starter base and ugly

Just like the person who built them.

it really just shows his lack of imagination

Hey! Thats not true. See: His RGB set up. Everyone else will see pink and red lights but Phil will tell you those lights are MEANT to be a school of salmon in the pacific at sunset. Gwet Felted troll.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Echo the Dolphin sucks ayuss and he hopes the new one is modernized with checkpoints and stuff.

He thinks it was only popular because it was a pack in because it is a bad game.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Tomorrow's TL1P has been cancelled due to "factors beyond his control". He should be back around 1pm tomorrow.

I wonder what it could be.

He has to take Kat to the Port of Seattle cargo docks for a weigh-in.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Echo the Dolphin sucks ayuss and he hopes the new one is modernized with checkpoints and stuff.

He thinks it was only popular because it was a pack in because it is a bad game.

Same logic as Minecraft

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Colour me dented but I don't think he dyes his hair. It's one of those things that he mocks Dr. Disrespect, Keem, JackSepticGuy, and Markiplier for doing. I feel like he'd have a staunch bias against that sort of thing. Like drugs or pirating. His hair colour is weird but then again he has lived for the last 19 years with a patchy goatee while claiming its merely white hairs.

I don't think he dyes it either since he models himself after fellow sa-sess-ful petulant manchild CM Punk and Punk refuses to limb his gray hair because he's just so real. Your facial hair can go white long before it starts sneaking in on top of your head anyways. I'm sure he has some gray creeping in throughout the robust italian mane. We don't really get enough high quality images of him up close to pick them out but that's surely a blessing for our eyes