Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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I literally don't recognize a single one of her tattoos. I'm just disgusted and repulsed by them. Why does she even have them? Does even a single one of them portray a message other than "I'm a repulsive whore with sexual diseases?"

Maybe I'm being an ignoramus. I just couldn't stand to look at any of this vile bodily graffiti long enough even to try to figure it out.

All I could even figure out was this whore hates her body so much she is compelled to defile it for the whole purpose of offending God.
And the worst part is that she keeps adding shit. Notice how in @Frosted Snowflakes' post she mentions she was once again "getting tattooed by [her] bestie".

Why? Why do you hate your skin so much to want to cover it in so much absolute fucking bullshit? Yakuza cover their bodies in tattoos but at least those are artistic and an elevated form of art. Yours are just random graffiti garbage, Mercunte.
 
Whenever someone talks about the lolsuit of Alyssa Mercante using her own words against herself, she stalks and goes "Nuh-uh!!"
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I wonder what she's going to stream about when tomorrow hits? And why does her hair and shades almost look like that troon from Concord?
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Future lolcow crossover stalking with Brianna Wu?
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Man she pairs herself against D list e celebs like she's aware what league she is in. Also I find her far distribution disturbing. We have left the Andy Dick phase and progressed to the Slash phase.
 
Alyssa saw this picture when she was 12 and decided to base her entire personality around it.

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Then alcohol arrested her psychological development for 25 years.

She's still trying to be a WW2 propaganda poster. Her entire personality is downstream of a marketing aesthetic aimed at making women into low-wage factory workers and selling it as empowerment.

This wasn't even targeted at Alyssa's generation and it still works on her. She reminds me of incels posing for pictures in alpenflage and flecktarn milsurp. But she's the femoid version where it's dressing up like Popeye the Sailor Man.
 
Meanwhile Alyssa is a little late to the party, but found an angle how she could bitch
Impressive, very nice...Now let's see the comments from Karmelo Anthony supporters.
I wonder what she's going to stream about when tomorrow hits? And why does her hair and shades almost look like that troon from Concord?
Laura Loomer still has the worst face, but Alyssa's overall body is a living nightmare; just absolutely horribly put together. Her dressing like a member of the Village People doesn't help either.
 
She's still trying to be a WW2 propaganda poster.
She is trying to look the act, without actually doing it. Because that would mean working an industrial job, while raising 3 children at the same time.
Which are both things she avoids like the plague. First she aborted her children, then her career.
 
And why does her hair and shades almost look like that troon from Concord?
Not to mention that her doughy fridge body + that angle make her legit look like she has a male ribcage, wall-eyed tits and everything. It's like there's a singularity where ugly, dumpy people of all genders end up when they follow the path of "doing random shit and insisting I look hot". Most people who care about their appearance will think about styles of haircut, dress, and accessorizing that flatter their body type, but there's this distressingly large cohort of people that just pick random things and when someone points out it looks like shit they call them a misogynist or transphobe for pointing it out.

For all her social media posts, she may as well be a 40 year old man in a bubblegum pink princess dress toking out of a huge bong calling any critics a stupid incel transphobe. She's basically a bizarro Kevin Gibes.
 
She looks like Vanilla Ice's younger special needs brother circa the early 1990s whose group home is about to be foreclosed, forcing Vanilla Ice and his black best friend to enter an incongruously white underground rap competition in order raise the funds to save it from the machinations of some shady real estate developer and his own crack band of rap ninjas
 
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