Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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I see that Alyssa Mercante is going for the Susan Powter form. And the reaction of those simps, mostly the furry troons. So embarrassing.
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It's also just worth repeating that 9/10 a games uranlist is a low IQ failed political journo who will say retarded/dated shit like "Steve Bannon is why i'm not a winner"

Ahhh Breitbart and Milo are making me not spend my money to play ugly tranny niggers ahhh
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This isn't a person gearing up for the next GTA, or elder scrolls release, this is an aging triggered SJW (literally) using gaming as widow dressing because she's too stupid to get paid to write anything worthwhile.
Pretty sure everyone knows Bannon is an idiot. Why is she always late on everything? Get off the computer grandma!
 
This Airbagged dickrider who has a long history of being obsessed with stalking Smash JT to pleasure Alyssa Mercante, is going to try to cancel Smash JT's funding sorce for hurting Alyssa Mercante's fee-fees along with Giant Bomb and Polygon.
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EDIT: And just like that, all Airbagged dickriders like SalmonSask act delusionally stupid when someone warns Smash JT that he's going after his funding source.
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I literally don't recognize a single one of her tattoos. I'm just disgusted and repulsed by them. Why does she even have them? Does even a single one of them portray a message other than "I'm a repulsive whore with sexual diseases?"

Maybe I'm being an ignoramus. I just couldn't stand to look at any of this vile bodily graffiti long enough even to try to figure it out.

All I could even figure out was this whore hates her body so much she is compelled to defile it for the whole purpose of offending God.
 
Hold on, now! The world NEEDS articles about which Mario game is the most feminist, or top ten lists of the most fuckable creatures in Pokemon!
I don't want to live in a world where people are no longer paid to write articles like this
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because that's not living at all.
Why would anyone vandalize their own skin like this?
Because it's an easier way to get attention than developing a personality.
 
Growing up in the 80s and 90s, I remember very well when gaming magazines like GamePro, EGM, GameFan, and Nintendo Power were FUN.
Yeah, I actually still have a lot of those magazines that I still revisit every now and then because it's nostalgic and they were fun to read. I guess that was important since most kids reading them back then wouldn't have been able to even get a fraction of the games featured, so it's nice to revisit it as an adult now that you can get most things with the ease of a click. Funnily enough, I do recognize some names that have gone onto become proper journalists and writers.

I very much doubt that fate awaits Alyssa. She literally have no skills or interests outside herself. She really wanted to make Gamergate 2.0 to be a thing since that's pretty much her only hope to become relevant. If she was younger and better looking she at least could've snagged herself a rich husband, but she's closing in on 40.
 
Yeah, I actually still have a lot of those magazines that I still revisit every now and then because it's nostalgic and they were fun to read.
I still regret throwing most of mine out, but I think I still have a copy of the official Nintendo magazine from the 90s running an E3 feature with a photo of Pikachu. I distinctly remember it because the writer commented that it was promo for an upcoming 'Pocket Monsters' game that was tipped as being the next big thing, but he personally didn't see it amounting to much.
 
This Airbagged dickrider who has a long history of being obsessed with stalking Smash JT to pleasure Alyssa Mercante, is going to try to cancel Smash JT's funding sorce for hurting Alyssa Mercante's fee-fees along with Giant Bomb and Polygon.
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EDIT: And just like that, all Airbagged dickriders like SalmonSask act delusionally stupid when someone warns Smash JT that he's going after his funding source.
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what funding source? the chuds who send him superchats?
 
what funding source? the chuds who send him superchats?
Everyone knows he got rich from exporting children-sized coffins to Gaza.


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Meanwhile Alyssa is a little late to the party, but found an angle how she could bitch about a mother protecting herself from brown thieves and a brown immigrant rapist accosting her on a playground. As we all know, dumb charge-back gayops never happen. As a credible, real and responsible journalist she will have contacted the company for confirmation that those donations are not fake, were made by real people, and paid in full. Right Alyssa?

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