Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telvanni]

There is no fucking way he can tame his addiction with just galaxy gas and addies alone for the next 5 years. He's 100% going to relapse

 

[Strix454]

Another thing about Nick. He somehow doesn't grasp that when you are an open cuck and let another dude fuck your wife, literally nobody even considers you a man any more. Doesn't he understand this?

He understands it. But he plays word-games. He says he isn't a cuck because he isn't a cuck fetishist. As if the two things are the same even though they are not. By Nick's logic, Nick isn't a cuck according to Nick because because he gets no pleasure or gratification from being a cuck.

 

[Desktop User2]

Totally not an addict.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think Nick will go on a podcast with anyone he may perceive as potentially adversarial ever again. If he gets snippy, the only response needed is "Aaron made your wife cum".
I think Nick will straight up just disconnect if told that to his face.

Nah, he'd get off on that.

The magic words are "You fed your 8 year old cocaine." He'll rage quit over that.

 

[Lian Xing]

The magic words are "You fed your 8 year old cocaine." He'll rage quit over that

"I don't have an 8 year old." Checkmate faggot, Nick thinks, as his youngest turned 9.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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POV: you're trying to enjoy a fun night at Gay 90's and some coked up faggot wants to dance

Five minute later this self-described intellectual whispers in your ear about "liking your vibe" and asks you to sit with his wife.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I knew someone who had an adderall prescription for “Adult ADD” or some such, and she definitely saved up a few pills to take in one go for a good time.
I assumed about half of working people in the US do it and probably abuse it in the same way? It makes a boring ass job tolerable.

Sure, ADD meds make things more interesting, but only a junkie addict would zoot themselves above their dosing guidelines. If the current dose and strength is too low, then that is something one brings up with their physician.

Those amphetamines are really good at increasing blood pressure too along with the extreme stimulation. Really dicey decision abuse them.

Nick is playing with alot of fire.

 

[Sloppa]

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POV: you're trying to enjoy a fun night at Gay 90's and some coked up faggot wants to dance

Wasn't there a redditor complaining about the Rekietas behaviour at some Spicer Gay Bar?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I made a video to remind everyone that Rekieta, in fact, never burns bridges.

Scorched Earth: Balldo Season 2​

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

Spoiler: Clips Sources

# SOURCES
• Rekieta does not burn bridges
Rekieta v Null: Joshua Moon is MATI | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/k2KlYsnumCU?t=1666
• Ralph was good to me
Doug TenNapel on Earth Worm Jim Comics and Video Games | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/7a-7kip-X1M?t=9537
• Ralph has always been a good friend
Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/kOiU5PuXlMY?t=958
• Kurt is a bro to the channel
Chandler Halderson Closing Arguments and Verdict - Other Stuff - Law and Crime is Stupid | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/cW9UXG-7PBE?t=2921
• Kurt has always been a friend
@RekietaLaw‬ Dishes the Dirt on “Those” Lawtubers | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/fqIy81abHFE?t=58
• Kurt is a solid guy
DRAMA FARMING DENOUNCING STREAM - Unbreaded - Anything Else - Get Denounced | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/EeEkYHRix9Q?t=2780
• Rekieta's Favorite Lawtubers
Nick's Least Favorite Lawtuber | Law Nerd Clips | https://youtu.be/W8BGwRwNE2w?t=915
• My good friend Sean
WTF Wednesday: Trump Indictment Edition | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/jTp3vC2ar0o?t=3414
• Sean is great
What Branca Thinks About Each Individual Lawtuber | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/4MOP11KZxk8?t=1784
• My buddy, Moon, Josh
Rekieta Law - Rackets Recap 10/23 - Comicsgate, LoLsuit, Google, etc. | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/a_hSy-1dVDs?t=4023
• The funniest website on the planet
Null Joins to Educate Me on DSP Bankruptcy Documents | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/yi6LgGsS_VE?t=3091
• Love the autists at Kiwi Farms
Rekieta Law - Greer's Horrifying Manifesto - Chapter 3 - With Sriracha! | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/8Yk3jkJRQ4s?t=4688
• The kiwis are great

https://m.twitch.tv/clip/SpeedyWanderingBeaverPipeHype

• Kiwi r*tards are bottom barrel
Kiwi Farms & the Dumbest Mother F***** on the Planet | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/kmfZ-Oeb8FA?t=75
• Rekieta never cared for Ralph
Finishing the Kyle Rittenhouse Hearing - Also, Let's Talk About Keyword Warrants | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/surJImzERpQ?t=1164
• Ralph has always been a friend to me
25 hour Livestream part 7 | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/SAuogv0zrJA?t=681
• Ralph shoving objects in his ass
Rough Day, Let's Cleanse it with a Rittenhouse Motion Hearing | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/HqmqAHSkm4U?t=15918
• Rekieta on You Are Here podcast
Archived by Kiwi Farms user @Synthethik: https://kiwifarms.st/posts/11150448
• Always thankful for Ralph
LIVE: Doug TenNapel on Corona, Cancel Culture, BigFootBill 2 and Friendship | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/_7yi5nY8lqk?t=301
• Rekieta hates drama
On the Allegations Against Elijah Schaffer | Elissa Clips | https://youtu.be/u2ZZL_tKtIs
• Rekieta screaming at Sean (Potentially Criminal)
Rekieta Law v ‪@PotentiallyCriminal‬: Sean’s Struggle Session re: Null & Kiwi Farms | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/cmjR3T3Zlns?t=895
• Kiwi Karens, and think of the children
Kiwi Farms - The Most Embarrassing Karens on the Planet | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/Zzt-vsRwlXg
• Pedo Farms
Kiwi Farms Sending Their Best & What Null Does (Aug 15, 2024) | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/mEPZY73q698?t=13
• About Kiwi Farms and Dox
@Keffals‬, this is why Kiwi Farms is so important. Oh and f**k you | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/nZsz__BTa4I
• Cheers to Josh Moon
Rekieta Copes: Kiwi Farms & Josh Moon (Feb 19, 2024) | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/i4guF08oTKg?t=421
• Laughing about Josh
Russell Greer v Kiwi Farms: Appeal GRANTED | elissa clips | https://youtu.be/c0l0uYNZiWk?t=107
• About those NERDS
Blocking the “Nerds” (Oct 27, 2024) | elissa clips | https://preservetube.com/watch?v=iE03gn8b82U
• Sandwiches for Sean
No Sandwiches for ‪@PotentiallyCriminal‬ (Oct 27, 2024) | elissa clips | https://preservetube.com/watch?v=vj3jwhaSl1Q
• Rekieta painting models
Painting Copium: Heelvsbabyface and Sargon | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/Nej34FWe8yw?t=9392
• Sean and Kurt are fat losers, Kurt is dull
Dinner and a chat | Rekieta Locals | https://rekietalaw.locals.com/upost/6313578/dinner-and-a-chat
• Rekieta admires Kurt
Dissecting Depp's Response to ACLU, I Never Asked You To Stay, Fake Deaths? Self Defense? | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/85sRJWJRaF0?t=61
• If Rekieta wasn't so empathetic, kind, loyal...
Actually Criminal: Not a Comeback, But A Comeuppance | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/4o1sZkHh6cw?t=11406
• Always fun with Uncivil
ARCHIVE: Wednesday Night Law and Nerd Chill Time | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/waJaM8z4AQ4?t=339
• Book of Grudges
You must be at least 4'9" to watch this stream - Now with 100% More Null: Harvester of Corn | Rekieta Law | https://youtu.be/H595TeE_um0?t=891

# SONG
遗忘的角落 (Into That Pale Wasteland) · Sān-Z · HOYO-MiX
• Official version: https://youtu.be/mC2uVxFkUYo
• Version used: https://youtu.be/2pcDWHt8s8Q

 

[Soapmore]

For example, if you test way higher than what they’d expect from someone taking a 10mg tab daily, they know you probably abused your prescription and took all 300mg within the first week and a half. Or, if you test way lower, they can tell you either took all 300mg as soon as you filled several weeks ago, or you aren’t taking your meds because you are saving them up to abuse later or selling them to someone else.

It sounds like you're saying that the people who run these agencies and programs have seen it all before and recognize the behavior of addicts. Too bad for them they aren't prepared for the sort of high-octane genius that a Nicholas Robert Rekeita brings to bear, they'll never know what hit 'em.

 

[Strix454]

He seems legit high and crazy now. He is going after Kurt again right now. He is really desperate to bait kurt into some sort of internet feud.
Nick is spiraling into serious trouble.
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added - He just admitted he had three hours of sleep last night. No sleep is making Nick progressively more crazy.

 

[Oxyjen]

Scorched Earth: Balldo Season 2

That’s fantastic! Perfect editing, great tune, great guerrilla marketing too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

added - He just admitted he had three hours of sleep last night

If you take Adderall after having barely any sleep, it makes you so tired you can’t keep your eyes open. What a fuckwit.

 

[Desktop User2]

I made a video to remind everyone that Rekieta, in fact, never burns bridges.

I´ve said it many times but I just cant avoid it: I really REALLY hate that varnish color on all of the wood in his houses... ooops, sorry: house. If I had to look at that shit every day of my life, I would totally kill myself.

 

[AnOminous]

He understands it. But he plays word-games.

He can do that all he likes. Everyone knows another dude fucked his wife, and gave her orgasms, which he couldn't do, even with the Balldo.

Everyone knows he's a pathetic cuck and his wife preferred the dick of another man to his impotent dick.

I'm not sure how he copes with this, seethes about this, but this man is an impotent cuck. He is a joke. Does he really think his fag cuck wordgames render him less of a cuck than he obviously is? Dude is a sad, pathetic cuck.

His wife fucks other dudes.

That is just what a cuck is. Nick is a CUCK.

Also as for his "word-games" lmao.

If another man's penis goes into your wife's vagina, this is a very literal thing. You are a CUCK. Period. There are no word games that allow you to escape this. You are a complete and utter CUCK and your wife has the sperm of another male swimming around in her.

 

[Pentamidine]

He just admitted he had three hours of sleep last night.

lol he's constructing an excuse he can use in the future when the PO brings up this stream. "No you don't understand - I was just tired! I was sleepy! That's why I was slurring and why my voice changed and why I was woozy!"

 

[Lian Xing]

added - He just admitted he had three hours of sleep last night. No sleep is making Nick progressively more crazy.

Nick is such a shit human being that instead of directing all that seethe inward for self improvement, he is going to project so hard he drives himself insane. What a retard.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick will not burn bridges. He will simply cross those bridges to raid your land and slander your name until you burn the bridges down in defense.

 

[Unpalatable]

Totally not an addict.

He can't even talk about his "prescription" drugs without rubbing one out.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick will not burn bridges. He will simply cross those bridges to raid your land and slander your name until you burn the bridges down in defense.

Unless you stand up to him. Then he will instantly suck your dick and cuck to you fucking his wife.

That is how weak Nick is.