Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[handsareblack2]

It takes someone to be a very “special” piece of shit to be somebody like Cobes and especially Nick Bates.

 

[Statix_Shark]

It takes someone to be a very “special” piece of shit to be somebody like Cobes and especially Nick Bates.

We get it, you hate Cobes.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

It takes someone to be a very “special” piece of shit to be somebody like Cobes and especially Nick Bates.

Leave him alone, he's autistic.

 

[handsareblack2]

We get it, you hate Cobes.

I absolutely despise a logs Cobes isn’t the type of person I would a log.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It takes someone to be a very “special” piece of shit to be somebody like Cobes and especially Nick Bates.

We get it trolle, Cobes rules your sad pathetic life and you hate him almost as much as he hates sickos.

Cobes wins. You lose, trolle

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

if any cow is anything other than funny to you , you need to take a step back from the internet.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Jerky arc doodt...
I know jerky could be so kino.......

but he doesn't have the teeth to chew jerky. He'd have to soak it in his alcohol until it's mush/rehydrated and horrifying.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

but he doesn't have the teeth to chew jerky. He'd have to soak it in his alcohol until it's mush/rehydrated and horrifying.

does he have a blender? because if he had a blender and could use it without getting his fingers cut off the possibility of blended jerky mead is right there.

 

[Earl of Slander]

but he doesn't have the teeth to chew jerky. He'd have to soak it in his alcohol until it's mush/rehydrated and horrifying.

You're giving Cobes way too much credit if you think he'd actually end up with anything resembling jerky.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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Soda like everything with sugar is alright in moderation.

Fuck sugar, you need to get yourself some salgar.

 

[James done did it]

Is he definitely getting fat, or is he just getting older and less able to get away with drinking before the bloat sets in? Aren't his feet swollen at this point too (shout out sodium and dehydration)?

Probably both. sugar and alcohol both disproportionately contribute to the accumulation of visceral fat because they can only be processed in the liver, unlike glucose which can be used directly by your cells. So your liver processes what it can and what it can't usually ends up stored as visceral fat. Heavy drinking (or overconsumption of sugar, NAFLD is actually more common these days) leading to liver damage exacerbates this issue which is a major contributor to the 'beer belly' effect in middle aged men.

Most of the issues you get from alcoholism can also be acquire from drinking too much sugar. Which he does both of.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You're giving Cobes way too much credit if you think he'd actually end up with anything resembling jerky.

Oh, no, I am 100% aware he'd never be able to make anything worthy of calling jerky. He'd end up with a slab of meat with more fuzz on than well-aged beef and he would refuse to cut off the fuzz. Just like the mead arc before, he would utterly fail at executing the steps in the correct order regardless of how easy or newbie friendly the process is.
That's our Cobes, utterly failing at everything because he refuses to do things the correct way because his way is more logical in his bog-brain.

I'm just shocked he hasn't killed himself with any of his food hacks, drink combos, attempts at mead or his old cooking videos - and that's before he became a devout Nurgle follower, with his day old bogrritos filled with snail meat and actual, live insects.

 

[ASeabear8952]

BETTER NOT BE CHANNELLING YOUR INNER FUNNY MUSTACHE MAN BOOOOOY

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

BETTER NOT BE CHANNELLING YOUR INNER FUNNY MUSTACHE MAN BOOOOOY

Better not be throwing gay looking Romans, BOY.

 

[Jerbear89]

the squash head is coming in nicely toobz

 

[fukkit]

Jorb or a rat. Who opened the box?

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Jorb or a rat. Who opened the box?

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That doesn't look like a rat opened it. When I worked at a Burger King that was rat infested, rats tended to chew just enough to squeeze in

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

BETTER NOT BE CHANNELLING YOUR INNER FUNNY MUSTACHE MAN BOOOOOY

See, this is why I think Elon's salute was just him being autistic and passionate.

That doesn't look like a rat opened it. When I worked at a Burger King that was rat infested, rats tended to chew just enough to squeeze in

Must have been one big fucking rat, then.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

See, this is why I think Elon's salute was just him being autistic and passionate.


Must have been one big fucking rat, then.

I just think his dumb clumbsy hand just rip it open.

 

[Your Landlord]

Jorb or a rat. Who opened the box?

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Perhaps chewing into a box of triscuits (not a sponsor) is what finally crumbled the last of his front teeth.

Must have been one big fucking rat, then.