Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am not a hot stuff fiend. But given that AnOminous said the standard Rickey's is a bit milder than base-model Tabasco... That's about as 'accessible' as it comes.

It sounds like a very whiteman-hotsauce, not like the "I want my food hot" order at an authentic Ethiopian restaurant that has you shitting lava for the next 3 days.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What do you mean, "how". The man is literally spitting flames and Yobst's ass is on fire. Two inexhaustible sources.

I am talking about the inventory. Did he had a huge stock, or is his restaurant capable of producing so many orders so fast?
He said that the sales skyrocketed after the verdict, and it was almost a month ago and it seems like the demand is still pretty strong.

 

[AnOminous]

I am talking about the inventory. Did he had a huge stock, or is his restaurant capable of producing so many orders so fast?
He said that the sales skyrocketed after the verdict, and it was almost a month ago and it seems like the demand is still pretty strong.

He might have diverted some of the sauce reserved for those gallon jugs into what I assume are the much more profitable small bottles people are ordering online. That might explain why you can only get those from locations in Florida. I can't imagine he makes much money at all from those, considering he's competing with industrial waste like Texas Pete's and stuff like that, as well as other mostly vinegar sauces, with a high pepper mash content (which is why it is actually full bodied and has a consistency thicker than piss).

Anyway if he can produce gallon jugs at restaurant supply prices, he can certainly bottle as many small bottles as he needs.

It sounds like a very whiteman-hotsauce, not like the "I want my food hot" order at an authentic Ethiopian restaurant that has you shitting lava for the next 3 days.

I love Ethiopian although I sometimes feel slightly guilty and wish Ethiopians got to eat it sometimes.

 

[Dead Lion]

I am talking about the inventory. Did he had a huge stock, or is his restaurant capable of producing so many orders so fast?
He said that the sales skyrocketed after the verdict, and it was almost a month ago and it seems like the demand is still pretty strong.

Billy seems to be a savvy businessman. He pushed out a website update right before the judgement and initially only offered the Louisiana. Wouldn't be surprised if he upped the production capacity before the gavel dropped as well.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I love Ethiopian although I sometimes feel slightly guilty and wish Ethiopians got to eat it sometimes.

We wish for the same outcome despite me hating the food and wishing that all their restaurants, staff and supplies were hastily deported to ethiopia(wouldn't want that injera to go bad...)

In some ways we're the same.

 

[AnOminous]

Billy seems to be a savvy businessman. He pushed out a website update right before the judgement and initially only offered the Louisiana. Wouldn't be surprised if he upped the production capacity before the gavel dropped as well.

Billy is also a high score seeker, not a speedrunner. High scores are for real men. Speedrunning is for troons.

 

[Harm]

As a True & Honest fan of Billy Mitchell, I purchased my hot sauce at full price despite my awareness of the discount codes.

In fact, I hope they implement an option to tip them extra for their efforts. Thanks, Billy! Perfect hot sauce from Mr. Perfect Pac-Man himself.

 

[Kakkerum420]

https://x.com/BillyPacman/status/1919396274949718358

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BTW, how is Billy keeping up with demand for the hot sauce, even after offering discount?

Maybe he recently got his hands on some crispy Australian dollarydoos?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Billy is also a high score seeker, not a speedrunner. High scores are for real men. Speedrunning is for troons.

My favorite games of all time I play once every 3-4 years. I spread them out like this for enough time to pass so I don't remember every little detail, and it keeps them fresh and interesting.

Imagine being a speedrunner - you play the game(s) you supposedly like thousands of times a year, every year, all in the name of trying to get 0.2 seconds faster, and there's no fun factor because you are just doing chores where you know every little crevice already. You don't like games at that point, you're just crazy.

As a True & Honest fan of Billy Mitchell, I purchased my hot sauce at full price despite my awareness of the discount codes.

In fact, I hope they implement an option to tip them extra for their efforts. Thanks, Billy! Perfect hot sauce from Mr. Perfect Pac-Man himself.

I used the discount code, not because I needed the savings of a couple dollars, but because in the off-chance the King himself happens to see my order, he knows I do not in fact like the gooning albino.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

My favorite games of all time I play once every 3-4 years. I spread them out like this for enough time to pass so I don't remember every little detail, and it keeps them fresh and interesting.

That's why I enjoy some randomizers, it feels like letting you play the game for the first time again.

 

[DicklordWizard]

As a True & Honest fan of Billy Mitchell, I purchased my hot sauce at full price despite my awareness of the discount codes.

You missed the chance to get a funny packing slip to commemorate the occasion.

I normally don't like hot sauce. I bought one just to pay respects to the king, but it turns out the stuff's really good. This won't be my last bottle.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That's why I enjoy some randomizers, it feels like letting you play the game for the first time again.

Pokemon romhacks, the good ones anyway, are so great as I've played the originals so many times already, and the hacks keep them new.

I normally don't like hot sauce. I bought one just to pay respects to the king, but it turns out the stuff's really good. This won't be my last bottle.

It's really not all that hot, and honestly that's why I like it so much. It's spicy enough, but not really really hot.

I get that those who want their mouth on fire probably won't enjoy it all that much, but I'm a bit of a wimp with sauce.

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

Each roast is better than the last one lmfao

https://x.com/BillyPacman/status/1919464874708537746

 

[Burger Kong]

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Each roast is better than the last one lmfao

https://x.com/BillyPacman/status/1919464874708537746

Keep in mind that for most twitter shitposters they just shitpost for the joy of it. For Billy every shitpost he makes to Karl is probably convincing more people to buy his hot sauce. So every trolling tweet he makes is probably more money in his pocket.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

Speedrunned 150 pages in less than a month.
Billy is THE absolute legend.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Buying the hot sauce from the site, I had a far lower order number than I would have expected, in the low thousands. While I’m excited to try it, with the way this thread was talking about it and how long it’s been offered I expected way more orders.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

because you niggers wouldn't stop jizzing over it, i ordered some billy sauce. gonna try the habanero flavor

 

[RandomGibberish]

Petition to rename this thread to „Billy Mitchell Hot Sauce Appreciation Thread“

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

Petition to rename this thread to „Billy Mitchell Hot Sauce Appreciation Thread“

It does feel like we mainly talk about King Billy nowadays... who was that wierd Albino PUA wigger again?

 

[Ygolonac]

We did it Reddit!