Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

Troons are now mad at.. take a guess. SODA CANS. no im not joking. The replies are even funnier. There mad that the soda cans that Coke is making are not inclusive to them.
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The replies are pretty fucking funny.
I found the soda bottle "Distubring".. oh my fucking god lmao.
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"Its capitalism's fault the soda bottle says dude and bro"
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"Saying dude is NOT acceptable"
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Of course trannies can not go one minute without talking about sex. Here there terming a new word called "Fuck buddy" its a friend that you fuck with. Are you married and fucked another guy. just tell your wife he was your "Fuck buddy" and everythings fine.
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Trannies love to lie to themselves. We all know WHY they constnatly yearn for validation over things as small as soda bottles.

Appears people made an account to troll. the comments are still seething its time for the electric boogaloo sequel

"THE ABOSOLUTE LEVEL" GEGGGGG

"Fuck buddy" god trannies cant go five minutes without talking about sex.

 

[Poonocchio]

If she wants to pass for male in her age group, she should read/watch American Psycho. I think she'll find it relevant.

Let's see Paul Allen's rotdog.

 

[Sean Andalou]

And on the other end an transbian wants to be noticed by his fellow lesbians ...
Spoiler: Why don't they notice me??!

Or ... They notice but politely refrain from saying anything.
Or ... Perhaps they don't feel like dealing with a temper tantrum.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I've been thinking about that. Isn't pride month in June? Do we think we'll have brands changing their profile pictures to rainbows? I believe we will still have some, but maybe a little less.

We have a Corporate Pride discussion thread. If you scroll back you'll see 2024 was pretty subdued compared to prior years. I noted last year that a couple big brands in my industry didn't change at all, a strange phenomenon since in prior years you could set your clock by some social media intern switching out the rainbow logos on June 1.

People like to blame Orange Man but it's really Dylan Mulvaney who kicked off a society-wide disgust for the public spectacle of troonism and, by association, gay shit.

Libshits are already supposedly boycotting Target for cutting DEI programs, wouldn't make sense to pander to them at risk of offending your now more conservative customer base.

The government money has dried up too. It's gonna be a quiet Pride season.

I hope the trannies bring their KILL TERFS signs to the parades and peak more people!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's gonna be a quiet Pride season.

There should be no more pride season ever! It's disgusting and a product of US degeneracy. It needs to stop! Give these alphabet fuckers a day but that's it. No more weeks and months full of sexual depravity and ugly rainbow garbage.

 

[Law]

"I'm a misogynist that wants to speak for women and not give them a platform to speak for themselves."

When women have a platform to speak for themselves they write books like "The Transsexual Empire" and "Material Girls", about how very not okay they are with trans ideology. The gender critical subreddit got nuked, the rape porn subreddits stayed up. We all know who's being censored and why.

Some tranny is posting a bunch of anime pics to celebrate making his own HRT,

Did he post a recipe for us to laugh at?

I truly think the Dylan Mulvaney collaboration with that one American beer had a lot to do with this downfall they're suffering.

Hate troons. Hate AB Inbev.
Loves me feminism. Loves me microbrews.
Simple as.

Let's see Paul Allen's rotdog.

"My God. . . . it even has medical tattooing."

 

[Sean Andalou]

Drama time!

Update: OP in the comments section.
About coming out to his mother.
Updated archive link

Update: I’m actually travelling all day today, probably until late, so I’ll hold off on coming out for one more day just to avoid any potentially uncomfortable public situations. In the case that things don’t go so well, I’d rather be in private.

I'll keep you posted.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

As my sister said - it’s better to be alive as a man than dead as a woman. It is what it is I guess.

News flash, you would be dead as a man too!

To think that troons need to almost be killed by their fetish to be snapped out of the delusion and even then many will still convince themselves the transition and hormones have nothing to do with it. Atleast this one seems to have chose reason.

 

[Pig Cups]

We should just create a separate bathroom for trannies to go into if they bitch and moan about being glared at by people being uncomfortable with their presence.

We already have one for that purpose:


Hell, we even entertained these freaks by introducing new signage for said bathrooms to validate their bullshit:


But alas, ‘twas a thankless effort, because even with these changes to accommodate their feelings while keeping single-sex spaces protected, they still went out of their way to invade the spaces of the opposite sex because of their unquenchable need for a boner eUpHOriA. And there’s no eUPhoRiA to be had in using a space specifically designed with you in mind! No, you need to get a rise out of creeping people out and committing a non-normal act that flouts society’s conventions. It’s the impetus behind trooning out itself, after all.

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Reddit / Archive

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i just turned 22 recently, and a few days ago i was mindlessly looking through photo albums my family had- one was PACKED with photos from 2002-2007, where me and most of my cousins were born.

usually when i see a picture of myself as a kid, candidly, i'm not smiling or maybe even crying, so a lot of the times i do look sad (and tbh, i just have a RBF, and a lot of times people will think i'm angry or upset). of course in professional photos i do smile- because i have to. but in this album there were a lot of photos i've never seen before, including ones where i was smiling. i admit, i was a pretty cute child, i usually had long hair and bangs and i've always been described to have "big blue eyes", although looking at these pictures of myself it feels kind of like an out-of-body experience, like i'm looking at someone else's pictures.

i started getting sad, and i can't even understand why. i just kept thinking things like, "did i ruin this little girls' life?" "i killed this little girl" "this little girl never got to grow up" and just overwhelming guilt entirely. i have never had any negative thoughts about my transition ever, the closest thing would be regretting the type of top surgery i went for since i don't have sensation in my nipples/chest anymore. and i'm the type of person on T who can barely cry, but the tears wouldn't stop falling- something just felt so wrong, i felt like i had completely murdered this girl or that she was supposed to be missed in some way. i had never thought about this when looking at pictures of myself before, so i don't know what changed.

has anyone experienced this? it was so random and confusing.

Oh honey you didn't kill her. That would have been a mercy. Instead you mutilated her for the sake of a fetish.

I suppose I should give her some credit for being somewhat of an adult and not destroying the photos out of autistic rage, thereby ruining precious family mementos. *Many* troons do that.

Seriously, the second your kid expresses a desire to troon out, immediately put all the photo albums/envelopes in a safe. Any “old” photos and portraits that are framed should be removed and locked up with the others. If you don’t, they’ll be gone before you know it.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

A deranged fucking Eldritch horror troon bought lingerie and asks his audience which set they like the most. He wears the sets in the video while showing off his favorite sex toys: a whip, a fursuit paw and a pink dildo (NSFL warning for 0:13 and onwards).

https://nitter.poast.org/WomenReadWomen/status/1919181909982142872#m
https://x.com/WomenReadWomen/status/1919181909982142872
https://archive.is/3lFXS
Remember, these are the dolls that the tranny fandom wants you to protect.

 

[Poonocchio]

A deranged fucking Eldritch horror troon bought lingerie and asks his audience which set they like the most. He wears the sets in the video while showing off his favorite sex toys: a whip, a fursuit paw and a pink dildo (NSFL warning for 0:13 and onwards).
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Remember, these are the dolls that the tranny fandom wants you to protect.

I see this guy a lot on scrolling. I can't work out what's going on with him, is he on a serious psych drug? He seems totally strung out, behaves almost alien like. It's very unnerving the way he speaks.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

For once the Pooner is not the craziest person in the room.

Reddit / Archive

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Hello! Im a teenager who's been wanting to come out to more of my family members and I wanted to know if it was safe to come out to my aunt. Im not really sure especially because of a thing she said yesterday.

Here's the situation: We were out at a mall and I asked her "Auntie, what would you do if I suddenly told you I was ftm?" She responded that she really didn't mind as long as I didn't change my personality. I was starting to feel confident but then she suddenly added; "Dont ever use your identity to make yourself the "black sheep" of the family. A lot of trans people embrace their identities too much. (this was already a red flag for me because WHAT THE FUCK.) If you ever let thar happen I swear to god I will find a random addict and let him SA you."

This honestly really scared me because she's a policewoman and has access to a lot of criminals. Im not really sure whether to come out to her or not.

Looking at her profile:
- From the Philipines
- She's a young teenager. As in, doesn't even have an allowance beyond school lunch money and has all her clothes picked out by her mother
- There's already a Pooner in the family, who has been living as such for almost 20 years. Is not in touch with the family because they don't care to respect her pronouns either

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

I will never respect pooners

Fixed that for ya

 

[FinnSven]

A deranged fucking Eldritch horror troon bought lingerie and asks his audience which set they like the most. He wears the sets in the video while showing off his favorite sex toys: a whip, a fursuit paw and a pink dildo (NSFL warning for 0:13 and onwards).
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Remember, these are the dolls that the tranny fandom wants you to protect.

He is wearing a Ren and Stimpy hat.

The guy who created ren and stimpy is a known pedophile.

Is this the troon being wacky and bizarre or dog whistling to other pedophiles his preferences?

 

[Fagguccine]

A brief snap to reality, I think the pooner truly realized what she done to herself in that moment, but will continue because after you've mutilated yourself, there's no going back.

We already have one for that purpose:

I've actually never seen a gender neutral restroom in my life so I forgot they existed. We make a space for the trannies and they want to keep invading our own, naturally I assume they've rebadged the gender neutral restroom idea as "transphobic".

A deranged fucking Eldritch horror troon bought lingerie and asks his audience which set they like the most. He wears the sets in the video while showing off his favorite sex toys: a whip, a fursuit paw and a pink dildo (NSFL warning for 0:13 and onwards).
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Remember, these are the dolls that the tranny fandom wants you to protect.

I almost lost my dinner. Thanks.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

Hell, we even entertained these freaks by introducing new signage for said bathrooms to validate their bullshit:

Unisex bathrooms only make sense if it's only meant for one person to be in at a time. Otherwise, it's a crime scene waiting to be investigated for.

 

[gampboonerisms]

The guy who created ren and stimpy is a known pedophile.

Cmon man. Why do you do this to me? I could have died knowing that one of my favorite 90s bs cartoons was clean.

I've actually never seen a gender neutral restroom in my life so I forgot they existed

I've only seen them in like exclusive places. Like University. My work place, now, has single bathrooms on the floor. But that's different. Mostly, single stalls are for disabled purposes. (Source idk I cleaned enough of em?)

 

[Magic Pickle]

Unisex bathrooms only make sense if it's only meant for one person to be in at a time. Otherwise, it's a crime scene waiting to be investigated for.

They can be beneficial for parents who are opposite sex of their kids (like moms and sons or fathers and daughters) or disabled people and their caregivers - that's why I'm glad they're available. But I can't say I envy the poor workers who may find something unsavory when they enter it to clean it; I always find them suspiciously sticky and odorous myself, so I prefer not to go into them, and I don't blame those who still want single-sex options.

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Despite all the claims that HRT is transformative, this li'l dood's suffering only got worse from testosterone abuse.
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Being trans is so hard (Rant)​

I’ve been on testosterone for a couple months now and I feel like ever since starting my mental health has worsened but I’ve become both more uncomfortable and more comfortable with myself as time goes on. I know it’s called “transition” for a reason but it just such a weird and new experience. My voice has deepen, my chest has gotten smaller, my hair has gotten longer, I feel more aligned with myself then ever but I feel like I’ve gone more backwards at the same time. Just realizing how other people perceive me recently and I still am viewed as a woman and when I’m with friends of mine that are women they refer to me as being you know a woman like them. And I think at the beginning of starting testosterone I just wanted to be more androgynous but now its more like I want to be seen as male and I don’t correct them even though part of me feels uncomfortable with that label now but I don’t want to lose that connection I guess is the correct word or feeling? Like if I come out and say that I’m trans or go by he/him it just feels like I’ll ruin what I have with my female counterparts and I don’t want to let that go but as each day goes on being seen as female becomes so much more uncomfortable and just not me at all. I don’t even think I want the label they/them which is what I’ve been going by (when I decide to tell people). It’s freeing but also feels so restrictive.
It just not only female friends but dealing with family and having to “come out” just, its so much work and I honestly feel like I wish I could go back and I wish I didn’t feel the way I did because it would just be easier and I hate having to explain myself of who I am. I wish it could just be, if that makes sense. I know this is probably something every trans person go this and this isn’t a unique experience I guess I’m posting this because I feel as if I just have all these thoughts trying to communicate and work through and just some advice?
Like it feels like it would be easier for me to just stop testosterone and go back but I don’t want to stop and I feel more me but it’s just so much work and explaining myself to other people that I’m kinda over it. I don’t know, how long does this kind of thing last? How do I go about this? Any advice would be helpful. Or just that I’m not alone or this isn’t a singular feeling, and its also 2 am as I’m writing this lol.

Ever since this dude came out as MTF, he can't get any action. What could the reason for this possibly be? Is it the transgenderism? No, it's the people who won't fuck me who are wrong.
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Chronically single. Is it me or my gender?​

I’m really really struggling at the moment. I’m chronically single not had a date let alone more in 18 months. Which is also pretty much exactly when I came out. Are people just put off by my gender? Am I an unlovable asshole? What’s wrong with me?

Tom Sawyer's lost his Huckleberry Finn: a TiM is disappointed when his friend is not quite so celebratory about his descent.
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I think I just lost my best friend of four years​

I've spent more time with him than anyone else, we did every group project in our program together, countless nights talking about random bullshit until 3 a.m., he was the first I told about my ADHD diagnosis.
When I was questioning, I knew he "didn't get trans people". I figured I'd probably stop after a month anyway, so I didn't tell him when I started HRT. It's been a year since then, and even with the hoodies I've lost pretty much all plausible deniability. Though he never brought it up directly it was pretty clear he knew, so I finally broke down and "came out" last night over text

Me:
I don't know how to bring this up, I think you kind of already know anyway so I'll just say it. I'm trans. I've been taking HRT for about a year now. I didn't say anything because I didn't know how to talk about it, but I don't want to avoid it anymore.
Friend:
Hey, sorry didn't see this. Yeah you're good.
Me:
:/

Just based on his previous comments, I can't say his lackluster response surprises me. I was hoping our history and me being direct might prompt some reflection, but it doesn't seem like it. Some part of me still hopes he's conflicted, but I'm not counting on it.

Amputation of a gangrenous limb: another case of a tranny getting ditched by his buddy the second he gets into his skirt-go-spinny phase. Loving this trend of people straight up ghosting those who troon out! Let's keep it up, people!
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I feel extremely betrayed​

I just found out today that one of my best "friends" basically stopped talking to me just because I'm trans.
He didn't even talk to me, not even reassuring me of anything, he just stopped talking to me altogether. I hate this.
First off I tell my mom and she thinks it's because I'm bored and overthink things. Then I get extreme gender dysphoria, and now this?! I feel extremely betrayed and sick to my stomach.
I don't even feel I will make a cute woman, my parents are transphobic as hell and I have nowhere to go, I still live with them as a young adult.I can't come out, I have to boymode daily, I don't know what to do anymore.

Do they make binders for shrimp? Because this pooner wishes that they did, because she struggles to find anything that can crush her tiny, fae-like ribcage into submission. The disgusting part of this post is that people recommend she get kid sizes instead. The mere concept of kid sized binders makes me MATI, so that's all I will say about it.
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so much for "size inclusivity"​

I see many binder companies making sizes as large as 3-5XL (60"+), accommodating for the larger extremes, but what about the other end?? the smallest most companies go are XS (30"), which is still too large for me. am i really the only one out here on this end of the spectrum? i get the push to accommodate plus size folks, but what about the ones who are "undersized?" i can count on one hand the number of binder makers that have offered sizes that fit me, and i feel pretty darn abandoned. what a fuckin joke

Lastly, this is technically an L that the poster does not realize is an L: celebrate one year of testosterone with this TiF, who definitely doesn't look leagues fucking worse!
Link | Archive

Spoiler: A more direct side-by-side.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Non-binary selfie is very non-binary.


Reddit -- Archive

English translation of facial tattoo:

"I solemnly swear never to have a real job." ​

Down among the comments:

 

[CobraPlissken]

Let's see Paul Allen's rotdog.

"My God. . . . it even has medical tattooing