Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
It's lighted so poorly that it actually looks darker than it is, like he's streaming in the dark
Yes! the super harsh lighting almost makes it look like he's streaming in the dark with a flashlight blasting in the only light. The super deep shadows in the bottom third of the shot make the glair in the rest of it even more distracting.
 
I'm really surprised Nick isn't super into GHB.
But it's also incredibly dangerous. You can't have alcohol or other depressants in your system and its easy to overdose on it if you don't know what you're doing - and if you do, it's not pretty. Even Nick might balk at that.

There's a reason people take cheap highs - they present the illusion of being safer and less addictive.
 
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't taken to 2-methylbutan-2-ol, also known as tert-Amyl alcohol (TAA). It's the "educated man's" alcohol when he wants to fool a breathalyzer, piss/blood test for ethanol. It feels just like ethanol intoxication (since it works in the brain in a very similar way), but has a much, much longer duration of action. It has a much, much narrower index compared to ethanol as it is much, much more potent. What would be about 1/5th of a beer of 5% TAA is equivalent to 7 12-ounce beers (which are typically 5% ethanol), so TAA is about 35 times more potent than ethanol. So, it is very easy to drink too much if you are not careful. It has an absolutely horrible taste to it, identical to its smell, which is like burning rubber. But most people get past that by making cocktails with it.

Standard testing will never pick up TAA. You'd need to know to test for it. It's how smart alcoholics can get away with saying "I'm not drinking! Test me!"
 
Don’t get my hopes up.
Eh, I know we're on the farms, but I really hope Nick isn't doing whippets and his probation helps him get better. Kayla obviously wouldn't be able to hold the family together, and I assume the grandparents are probably getting along in age and would have difficulty raising 5 kids. Having the kids be split up or put in a foster home (probably less likely since the grandparents seem well off) is not an outcome I'm hoping for. Even if Nick isn't a great father, he's at least holding the family together (for now). Although if he's really doing whippets, maybe this is all just a cope, and he's actually actively detrimental to the kids. It really sucks for the kids, after typing this out, I don't know if him being alive or dead is the better outcome for them.

Trying to take the POV of what's "best" for the kids, it feels like there's almost no good outcome path now...

I feel like Nick has moved from role model (christian trad dad of 5) to lolcow (drunk streams, cucking, etc.) to horrorcow (kid testing positive for coke) to depressingcow (broken family). I feel less hate for most lolcows on here than Nick just because they're not actively fucking over innocent children (for the most part, 774 niggers get fucked).

If anything else, at least Nick is a very public display of what not to do if you come into a bunch of unexpected money.
 
How granular can they get? If he's got a 300mg prescription, can they tell if he's taking 400, 500, 600? Is there a reliable threshold that they wait for so it's harder to dispute? Would they wait for him to test at a 1,000mg a month level so he can't claim testing precision error, minor lab mistake, even try to lie his way out by saying he had a couple extra pills from last month? Sure the last one would be a violation, but taking 3 extra pills is better than his PO finding out he's downing all of April's script.
They'd be able to test it. Presumably, they might be able to get the prescription, talk to his doctor, and also get the record of his drug stores to see how much they sold him to correlate with the test results. If he gets tested too low or too high, it will be an issue because he's either saving those addies up like a winter squirrel with acorns or the entire 300mg prescription was gone in the first week, or day. :really:
It's all speculation of course, I doubt the local sheriff wants anything more to do with this menace.

His "cop's cocaine glove contaminated my daughter's hair" is the same as the "there's a watermark on the video!" cope. He knows the accusations are correct, but if he muddies the waters enough he thinks he can get away on a technicality.
And what contaminated the cop's glove? If a cop came to my home for any reason, he wouldn't be leaving with trace amounts of fucking anything. Well, I guess cat hair and coffee? Certainly not cocaine.
What a nasty cuck.

Thing about microdosing is that if you keep doing them they just add up to a regular-sized dose. Or two. Or three.
It just becomes an addiction. He's already an addict. He said he wanted to be a chemist in one of the older streams. STEM illiteracy aside, can anyone imagine this druggie becoming a chemist? Something tells me his children won't just test positive for cocaine/benzoylecgonine. He's the type to get bootleg Chinese/Indian fentanyl "for research purposes".

blow-up in October 2024 that resulted in April being evicted from the Balldo Bunker
Not nice to call Ape a blow-up doll. :really:
 
Nick gave his daughter cocaine, no redemption, he deserves to die in prison
Yea, I guess I'm overthinking this and didn't see the contradiction in my own post. Sometimes it's best to not complicate things and think in circles. If (I'm being very forgiving with this "if") he gave his daughter cocaine, it's better that he's not around anymore.
 
And what contaminated the cop's glove? If a cop came to my home for any reason, he wouldn't be leaving with trace amounts of fucking anything. Well, I guess cat hair and coffee? Certainly not cocaine.
What a nasty cuck.
Obviously the drugs that the cops brought in to frame Nick! Not to be confused with Nick's actual drugs, that was all secured in a safe! Except for the coke on the fridge that the cops stole. THAT was easily accessible
 
Yes! the super harsh lighting almost makes it look like he's streaming in the dark with a flashlight blasting in the only light. The super deep shadows in the bottom third of the shot make the glair in the rest of it even more distracting.
Back last summer although he had changed his background into pure cringe with the "Joker painting signed by the Joker" and worthless meme paintings his lighting was the same.

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At the start of 2025 his camera moved down near the table pointing up at him (I guess he wanted to fit the shitty paintings in frame) but the lighting was fine.

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Now the camera has moved back up further than it was to begin with but zoomed out. With this zoomed out view we can see shadows being cast a) by the bookcase at the right of the frame, which wasn't the case in the first image above, and b) by the shelf at the left, which isn't visible in frame 2.

It seems like the lighting now comes from both of the corners of the room behind his computer? I'm wondering if he maybe got rid of or broke his ring light.

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Not if he's laser-engraving each to mail out. That'll take care of the first 5k right there.
That excuse should cover at least a month of empty cans.
 
Nick this galaxy gas shit is pathetic nignog shit, and it ruins the cohesiveness of your streams. I get it doesn't show up on a drug test but there are so much better legal highs that don't show up on drug tests.

Have you ever heard of sythetic cannabinoids and sythetic cathinones?

Or as you might have heard them called spice and bath salts. These were such a desirable and long lasting high that they took the nation by storm in the early 2010s and got so popular so fast they were outlawed.

Here's the thing though Nick, they were never truly outlawed. These research chemicals are alterations of amphetamine molecules. So every time one chemical got outlawed they just tweeked the recipe a little and BAM! right back on the market. To this day you can still order them legally online. Do your research nerd!

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nick rekieta is on that lolcow plateau strategy. bore the fuck out of detractors so they endlessly re-litigate minutiae from far away pasts so that they (the lolcow) can manifest a win since they didn't do anything fucking retarded for over 2 days. this is a little acknowledged portion of the lolcow cycle.

i.e. he's about to do something fucking retarded because his simps are boring and his detractors are boring and he's boring and he needs some extraneous attention.
 
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