Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

[Local Wordmason]

Now would be the time for someone to tell all the zoomies where Tom gets his scoops from, since at this point its blatant that he uses this forum as a primary source. Bossman is a certified in the wild lolcow find by our very own dear feeder. There's no way around it at this point.
Maybe he would get less views if people knew he went on the literally-hitler-transgender-genociding-hatecrime-stalking-harassment website K-K-K-KWIFFARMS

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe he would get less views if people knew he went on the literally-hitler-transgender-genociding-hatecrime-stalking-harassment website K-K-K-KWIFFARMS

Nigger, Tom regularly mentions us by name and even defends us. He's one of the few sorta normie-facing creators who give us a fair shake. And the pronoun bullshit is just because he doesn't wanna attract the ire of Youtube tranny jannies.

Alas, too many of you assmad faggots have this yandere notion that laughing at Internet retards is *exclusively* our domain. Our forum's goal is the preservation and dissemination of knowledge, and yet you niggers get mad when someone puts it to use?

>"but, but, but BUHUHUHUHUH WAHHHHHH he's GRIFTING and stuff!"

That is not one single skin cell off our asses.

As for the most recent video, it's boring. But that's not Tom's fault, because you can only tell the same story of a retard junkie who says "OHHHMYGAWWWD BROOOOOO!" over and over again before it gets tedious.

Nobody would care about BMJ if he were not Null's favorite lolcow. Whatever the hell he sees funny about him is beyond me. (And I know I'm right, because I'm banned from that thread for saying it).

 

[I just need to Sneed]

Nigger, Tom regularly mentions us by name and even defends us. He's one of the few sorta normie-facing creators who give us a fair shake. And the pronoun bullshit is just because he doesn't wanna attract the ire of Youtube tranny jannies.

Alas, too many of you assmad faggots have this yandere notion that laughing at Internet retards is *exclusively* our domain. Our forum's goal is the preservation and dissemination of knowledge, and yet you niggers get mad when someone puts it to use?

>"but, but, but BUHUHUHUHUH WAHHHHHH he's GRIFTING and stuff!"

That is not one single skin cell off our asses.

As for the most recent video, it's boring. But that's not Tom's fault, because you can only tell the same story of a retard junkie who says "OHHHMYGAWWWD BROOOOOO!" over and over again before it gets tedious.

Nobody would care about BMJ if he were not Null's favorite lolcow. Whatever the hell he sees funny about him is beyond me. (And I know I'm right, because I'm banned from that thread for saying it).

As someone who is new to posting here, I have been a bit confused at why so many people are so hostile to TT in the BMJ thread but I think you hit it on the head with your assessment. Alot of people saying he got things wrong but not timestamping and posting proof, seems like its just sour grapes. The video is pretty boring though that is for sure.

 

[DickMain]

Nigger, Tom regularly mentions us by name and even defends us. He's one of the few sorta normie-facing creators who give us a fair shake. And the pronoun bullshit is just because he doesn't wanna attract the ire of Youtube tranny jannies.

I'm not willing to be so generous to that faggot. He's such a wishy washy fence sitter that can't even be bothered to read the forums himself and have his paypiggies do it for him. We said the same thing about Mutahar (yes, that includes me) and look how that turned out.

As someone who is new to posting here, I have been a bit confused at why so many people are so hostile to TT in the BMJ thread but I think you hit it on the head with your assessment. Alot of people saying he got things wrong but not timestamping and posting proof, seems like its just sour grapes. The video is pretty boring though that is for sure.

Because he's been at this for ages. As @Scorpion From MK was kind enough to remind me Turkey "Her Prostate" Tom can't even take a stance when presented hard evidence, instead sitting around to 'see how things shake out', waiting for 'more context' (read: apes coverage that other people provide but not before waiting for the topic to cool down enough to be safe to cover without getting negative attention).

 

[dick tha master]

Apparently TT is part of the Alt-Right pipeline

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[telnet]

Apparently TT is part of the Alt-Right pipeline
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turkey tom is literally fucking hitler

 

[dick tha master]

turkey tom is literally fucking hitler

Literally Himler peddling propaganda to brainwash the youth! The horror!
God i hate breadtubers, anything right of them is fascism.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Tom doesn't defend shit, he defends whatever avenue gives him the most money from ads. He would readily throw Kiwi Farms under the bus if he thought it would get him more views. That's why I dislike him. He's a lazy fuck that has made his life entirely focused on finding things to put on the Internet to talk about for ad bucks and because of it he has zero interesting personality traits, zero actual job skills, zero convictions, and zero ambition, other than making more money and more content. He has one of those jobs that is so fucking lazy that its going to get automated away as soon as the tech is able to match his piss poor quality. I can say with 100% confidence that Tom is the kind of person I point to when I think of someone terminally online. He's sad because every aspect of his life is tied to the Internet so he never can just live in reality without thinking about the next content he has to make. All of these things guarantee that as soon as his momentum dies, he's fucked six ways from Sunday.

He's a vulture that scavenges other people's scraps so he can make it, instead of having a normal job, this faggot leeches off of us and google to live. It isn't anything to admire or covet.

 

[dick tha master]

So, any bets he was in Texas with her?


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Possibly filming new IRL content? I don't know.



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[Colon capital V]

It never ceases to amaze me how fucking ugly he is, god damn.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

stop using zoomer nigger babble in your videos

 

[dick tha master]

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Boss is watching turkey tom's video on stream

Remember guys, the point of lolcows is 100% serious objective analysis, no having fun allowed.

BMJ graciously invites Turkey Tom to ask him for money if he needs some.
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Boss just wants to have fun.
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Turkey is cringe.
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Boss corrects some of Turkey's lies.
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BMJ lives his dream life every day.
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Fuckin RAT is SLANDERING the Bossman. Bet he won't respond and run away like a COWARD.
BOSS STAYS WINNING

 

[Sissy]

Nigger, Tom regularly mentions us by name and even defends us. He's one of the few sorta normie-facing creators who give us a fair shake. And the pronoun bullshit is just because he doesn't wanna attract the ire of Youtube tranny jannies.

Alas, too many of you assmad faggots have this yandere notion that laughing at Internet retards is *exclusively* our domain. Our forum's goal is the preservation and dissemination of knowledge, and yet you niggers get mad when someone puts it to use?

>"but, but, but BUHUHUHUHUH WAHHHHHH he's GRIFTING and stuff!"

That is not one single skin cell off our asses.

As for the most recent video, it's boring. But that's not Tom's fault, because you can only tell the same story of a retard junkie who says "OHHHMYGAWWWD BROOOOOO!" over and over again before it gets tedious.

Nobody would care about BMJ if he were not Null's favorite lolcow. Whatever the hell he sees funny about him is beyond me. (And I know I'm right, because I'm banned from that thread for saying it).

Just ignore the fact that he is gay lovers with Destiny! Avert your gaze from the video of him simping out to the dog girl! Don't think about the fact that he is a openly bisexual and has, is, and will be sexually attracted to troons! Do not allow thoughts about how he is an unfunny retard affect your judgments!

No, he said a few nice things about the forum that has given him a career! His scraping of content from threads on this site, adding effectively no value to it other than being an Aggregate in audio form, is actually really good content! The crackhead who loses his shit, screams, and breaks stuff, that guy is fucking BORING! You for sure only like that because the forum owner does, nothing about that sounds funny to me at all!

 

[Cake Point]

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Real life Roblox character

 

[Pruto]

I like him because for my fellow Zoomer standards, he's extremely based, even tho he still is and behaves like a massive faggot for the rest of the majority middle aged Kiwi Farm users.

Truly a classic Greek tragedy.

 

[Meat Target]

Just ignore the fact that he is gay lovers with Destiny!

Don't care.

Avert your gaze from the video of him simping out to the dog girl!

Who?

Don't think about the fact that he is a openly bisexual and has, is, and will be sexually attracted to troons!

None of my business.

Do not allow thoughts about how he is an unfunny retard affect your judgments!

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

No, he said a few nice things about the forum that has given him a career! His scraping of content from threads on this site, adding effectively no value to it other than being an Aggregate in audio form, is actually really good content!

It's nice to have an audio summary for cows I don't really care about.

The crackhead who loses his shit, screams, and breaks stuff, that guy is fucking BORING! You for sure only like that because the forum owner does, nothing about that sounds funny to me at all!

Screaming and breaking stuff gets old sooner or later. How dare I want cows that produce non-stale milk.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Turkey Tom is a godamn Cuck y'all are fucking retarded.

 

[Kier Starmer]

His skin is so greasy, nigger bathe!

 

[Medic]

Wait, KF doesn’t like Turkey Tom? Why? He references this site constantly and cites threads pretty openly in his videos, and he has over a million subs now. You are having a major YouTuber signal boost content here so it's surprising to see people here shit on him.

And you believe him? That freak has fallen from the graces of the Kiwi's

For being a cuck, destiny Meat rider, can't choose his right audience from tyranny's and edgy nigger wannabe faggots who want to be Turkey Tom clones, and he is dating a Cat Dog Role Player Girl.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Who

Read the thread dude. It’s literally a couple of posts before yours.

Wait, KF doesn’t like Turkey Tom? Why?

Read the OP.

You both seem to have just come into the thread and said whatever was on your mind at the minute instead of skimming the thread.

he is dating a Cat Role Player Girl.

I don’t believe it’s confirmed just rumored. And it’s dog, not cat. Tom even walked her around on a leash. So romantic when they play with chew toys together.