Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

Wait, KF doesn’t like Turkey Tom? Why? He references this site constantly and cites threads pretty openly in his videos, and he has over a million subs now. You are having a major YouTuber signal boost content here so it's surprising to see people here shit on him.
Spergs gonna purity-spiral to validate their own egos, more at 11.

Yeah, there's a lot of bad actors gunning for the Farms, but it's not Kiwis Against the World. There are reasonable people who will give us a fair shake. And if you do believe it's Us Against the World, you'd be overjoyed to see a popular youtuber defend us, even if he has a self-interested reason to do so.

I, for one, am not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth.
 
I don’t believe it’s confirmed just rumored. And it’s dog, not cat. Tom even walked her around on a leash. So romantic when they play with chew toys together.

Ohhhhh, also I fact checked and.......

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This shit reminds me of person in Tom's past.....

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Tom doesn't defend shit, he defends whatever avenue gives him the most money from ads. He would readily throw Kiwi Farms under the bus if he thought it would get him more views. That's why I dislike him.
Translation: you hate him because of something he hypothetically might do in the future, but hasn't actually done outside of your imagination.
 
Wait, KF doesn’t like Turkey Tom?
KF typically aren't fond of sloptent creators like Tom. Him becoming a Destiny glazer, arguing that cheating is normal, his run-ins with Null, and playing devil's advocate with the Chris Tyson discord leaks are what guaranteed his thread I imagine. Honestly, I do feel like there is a bit of Turkey Tom Derangement Syndrome (especially with the new Bossmanjack video), but there are legitimate reasons to not like the guy.
In short, read the OP.
 
KF typically aren't fond of sloptent creators like Tom. Him becoming a Destiny glazer, arguing that cheating is normal, his run-ins with Null, and playing devil's advocate with the Chris Tyson discord leaks are what guaranteed his thread I imagine. Honestly, I do feel like there is a bit of Turkey Tom Derangement Syndrome (especially with the new Bossmanjack video), but there are legitimate reasons to not like the guy.
In short, read the OP.
I still get the sense that Tom gets a-logged here not because he simps for Destiny or has his own faggoty proclivities, but because he talks about lolcows without the permission of the Sooper Sekrit Kool Kiwi Klub.

I will say that it's pretty grifty of him to somehow stretch BMJ into a 6-hour video. Once you've seen one "OHMYGAWDBRO! NO!" *SMASH* crashout, you've seen them all.
 
I still get the sense that Tom gets a-logged here not because he simps for Destiny or has his own faggoty proclivities, but because he talks about lolcows without the permission of the Sooper Sekrit Kool Kiwi Klub.
Most people have no issue with him lifting info from KF, he has been doing that as long as his channel existed. The issue people have with him is that for quite some time he did the usual reading of KF threads as material for his videos while never acknowledging it, which is not an issue, except he somehow prides himself in his "research" (read: summarizing KF threads), and likes to pretend that he is somehow a super hard worker with amazing output when in reality he is just another slop maker.

Since i take you just started taking interest in the thread recently, his previous threads had content but never got out of proving grounds until he started showing more of his mutt face around instead of just being the voice for his videos. After he started streaming there was a lot of lolcow potential since he was constantly having to deal with the fact that while he could pretend his content was not bottom of the bin slop, his community reflected the reality of how brainless his content was, so he was usually at odds with his own community.

He really did the smartest thing he could do, which is cashing out with his low effort summaries of lolcows without putting his face out there.

TLDR: He started getting a-logged because he is a talentless hack who thought otherwise.
 
Most people have no issue with him lifting info from KF, he has been doing that as long as his channel existed. The issue people have with him is that for quite some time he did the usual reading of KF threads as material for his videos while never acknowledging it, which is not an issue, except he somehow prides himself in his "research" (read: summarizing KF threads), and likes to pretend that he is somehow a super hard worker with amazing output when in reality he is just another slop maker.

Since i take you just started taking interest in the thread recently, his previous threads had content but never got out of proving grounds until he started showing more of his mutt face around instead of just being the voice for his videos. After he started streaming there was a lot of lolcow potential since he was constantly having to deal with the fact that while he could pretend his content was not bottom of the bin slop, his community reflected the reality of how brainless his content was, so he was usually at odds with his own community.

He really did the smartest thing he could do, which is cashing out with his low effort summaries of lolcows without putting his face out there.

TLDR: He started getting a-logged because he is a talentless hack who thought otherwise.
This dude has been caping for Tom in this thread for a week. Don't reply to him, he's obviously some Zoomer Tom glazer.
 
This dude has been caping for Tom in this thread for a week. Don't reply to him, he's obviously some Zoomer Tom glazer.
You're more zealous in your a-logging of Tom than I am in "caping" him. I don't actually give a shit about his honor or good name, just observing the disproportionate rectum-ravaging he causes.

Oh no, he's lazy and has some faggy opinions. So what? Let he who is without cringe cast the first stone.
 
I love how dense some people are in this thread. Multiple people will ask why people here don't like Tom, get an explanation about why they don't like Tom, then the original poster simply forgets what he read or intentionally ignores it. Can you people read? Are you intentionally being retarded? Null updated the highlight feature recently and it might help you come to your own conclusions about Tom.

I began a-loging TT after he gloated over how much money Josh has made him by running the forum in their interview. Really scummy behavior, and he's literally gay and gets pegged LMAO.
 
I love how dense some people are in this thread. Multiple people will ask why people here don't like Tom, get an explanation about why they don't like Tom, then the original poster simply forgets what he read or intentionally ignores it. Can you people read? Are you intentionally being retarded? Null updated the highlight feature recently and it might help you come to your own conclusions about Tom.

I began a-loging TT after he gloated over how much money Josh has made him by running the forum in their interview. Really scummy behavior, and he's literally gay and gets pegged LMAO.
I remember when he loudly and unironically proclaimed "I'm Turkey Tom! I'm a internet celeberity!" that's when I realized its downhill from there
 
Can you people read? Are you intentionally being retarded? Null updated the highlight feature recently and it might help you come to your own conclusions about Tom.
Option 3: I understand, and I don't care.

I know why Tom makes you mad, and have come to my conclusion that you have sand in your amholes and are grasping at straws for petty shit to get MATI about.
 
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I don't hate Tom per se, but I do think his content is mostly just low effort slop that he pulls from here. Which is fine KF summary channels are a dime a dozen and at least he's not shy about where his research is coming from, but I'm a regular on here so I'm not gonna watch someone repipe the info I could just find on here, and often times still get things wrong.

Him simping for Destiny for that little period was really gay though, even more gay that him and Nick DeOrio try and memoryhole that it ever happened now that it makes them look bad.
 
I don't hate Tom per se, but I do think his content is mostly just low effort slop that he pulls from here. Which is fine KF summary channels are a dime a dozen and at least he's not shy about where his research is coming from, but I'm a regular on here so I'm not gonna watch someone repipe the info I could just find on here, and often times still get things wrong.

Him simping for Destiny for that little period was really gay though, even more gay that him and Nick DeOrio try and memoryhole that it ever happened now that it makes them look bad.
I only dislike him because he is the personification of the faux edgy side of the Internet still abides by the status quo.
 
I only dislike him because he is the personification of the faux edgy side of the Internet still abides by the status quo.
He has that look down pat.
I don't hate Tom per se, but I do think his content is mostly just low effort slop that he pulls from here. Which is fine KF summary channels are a dime a dozen and at least he's not shy about where his research is coming from, but I'm a regular on here so I'm not gonna watch someone repipe the info I could just find on here, and often times still get things wrong.

Him simping for Destiny for that little period was really gay though, even more gay that him and Nick DeOrio try and memoryhole that it ever happened now that it makes them look bad.
The problem with him is that he's just like every milquetoast fence sitter ala Tim Pool. Made worse is his friendship with Cuckstiny. Then again, he isn't the worst out there.
 
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