Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 315 21.0%

  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 439 29.2%

  • < 6WK

    Votes: 217 14.4%

  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%
  • Total voters
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At least he got a bit of it out... for now.
 

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crackedoutonthesubway said:
since when did boss learn finnish
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He gambles illegally using a VPN and it's often set to Finnish for whatever reason. It's why him cashing out large wins is always a gamble. Will the casino kyc (know your customer) him during the review and then refuse to pay out? Plenty of shady casinos do that.
 
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break these cuffs said:
He gambles illegally using a VPN and it's often set to Finnish for whatever reason. It's why him cashing out large wins is always a gamble. Will the casino kyc (know your customer) him during the review and then refuse to pay out? Plenty of shady casinos do that.
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dont the finns have like really fast internet?

edit: damn, i didn't know some casinos KYC and will cancel your shit. that's FUCKED
 
jewsernotfound said:
dont the finns have like really fast internet?

edit: damn, i didn't know some casinos KYC and will cancel your shit. that's FUCKED
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Why is it fucked? You're gambling illegally. They're under no obligation to pay out you out. You agreed to their terms. If you're stupid enough to do that, you deserve what you get. Austin had an incredibly sweet deal with both Kick and their legal US gambling site Stake.us.

Austin received various temp bans from both and ended with a permaban from Kick. I forget how Stake.us ended. His sponsorship got cancelled, but I can't remember if his account got banned or he told them to nuke it or if can still gamble with them. There was a point where he was burning through sponsors in less than a day and then getting reinstated only for it to end a week or two later and go back to the sponsor he burned two weeks before. It's why he's with places like Rainbet and Betbolt. Dude lights up bridges like they're weed filled apples.

You can't stream Stake on Twitch, so it's kind moot. Austin has streamed on youtube, but won't permanently for whatever reason. I remember he got triggered by chat emote reactions that you can't turn off or something like that.

Kick/Stake was insanely lucrative for him and he flushed it. I don't want to rehash the "AUSTIN COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING $400k A YEAR!" shit because there was zero chance he was ever going to use the money he was given for anything other than crack, gamba, and the odd nigger shoe even if he didn't have to gamble it.
 
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break these cuffs said:
I don't want to rehash the "AUSTIN COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING $400k A YEAR!" shit because there was zero chance he was ever going to use the money he was given for anything other than crack, gamba, and the odd nigger shoe even if he didn't have to gamble it.
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Shut up pussy. Gamba is the SAFEST investment you can make. Tariffs don't affect Keno. You can safely store ALL of your money in an online casino. And when you want to, 2x that shit on mines. The only problem is when you drown from the slots squirting like your mom. DTPN.
 
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Flaming Dumpster said:
@Null maybe you need to bring back the gambling warning above the thread.
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Austin is the best investment these online casinos have ever made. His genuine reactions and how uniquely shit he is at gambling make for a natural reaction of "I could do that, but better. And I would quit while I was ahead!" -- extremely dangerous for addictive personality types and midwits. Because you almost certainly could do it better... but you're also almost certain to get hooked. If that happens you will, eventually, lose it all just like Austin has time and time again. Except you don't have a sponsorship giving you free money every day.
 
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DootSkeleton said:
Austin is the best investment these online casinos have ever made. His genuine reactions and how uniquely shit he is at gambling make for a natural reaction of "I could do that, but better. And I would quit while I was ahead!" -- extremely dangerous for addictive personality types and midwits. Because you almost certainly could do it better... but you're also almost certain to get hooked. If that happens you will, eventually, lose it all just like Austin has time and time again. Except you don't have a sponsorship giving you free money every day.
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Bossman Austin made a career out of being a lolcow.
 
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Nekoyuki said:
i really hope he never gets caught in some grooming shit or anything
BMJ is genuinely one of the best lolcows I've seen in years
god bless this man
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BMJ has clips of him unprompted going "dude I need to talk to people my own age" on Monkey

BMJ is many things, but a diddler is not one of them
 
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