Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 125 37.0%

  • Total voters
    338
Parole Officer: "So, Nick. You publicly made a mockery of the court, show no regret for your actions, regularly missed your scheduled drug tests, are visibly intoxicated on camera, and are clearly abusing nitrous and your prescribed Adderall. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Nick: All my life, I’ve been told by others that I am very smart.
 
Holy shit, checking in every day between 6:00 and 16:00 is too much of a responsibility? Of course, he doesn't get that most people have much more serious responsibilities every single day.

And the imbecile doesn't understand the system could be easily designed the way he said (text message saying if he has to test that day) but it is designed to promote regularity in your life.

I actually got MATI
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None of these are funny.
 
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Average Balldowasher.
 
I swear to god there's an old video where someone accused Nick before the swinging of trying to do a 3some with Gothic Sushi at matsuri.
Elb is correct in her most recent post. That was Senpai.

But, since then, Flash himself has made that claim more public on a number of occasions too. He probably said it more privately before Rekieta seriously crashed out, and that's how Senpai found out.

It was some PNG avatar guy with no movement or anything. In hindsight I 100% believe it.
It's probably true, yeah.

I believe he and Kayla were trying to get with Faran, Gothic Sushi, and probably some other chicks before scoring with April. There's one other I know about, but I have been sworn to secrecy by them (sorry).
 
And there’s the B12 thing. Ask @TETRABAX
Nitrous doesn't really cause oxygen deprivation. It can cause pseudo COPD symptoms because the red blood cells will carry nox like it's o2 but it will damage them. This will recover after use stops.

The biggest problem i found is running out of b12 and nuking your nervous system, basically giving yourself Guillain-Barré syndrome. Recovery takes 6+ months depending on severity
 
Libertarians should actually hate Nick.
Sorry, I'm a minarchist. Nicky and his ilk can keep the lolbert label to themselves.

And as someone who believes that government should limit itself to defend the rights of its citizens I can say without a hint of hypocrisy that he should enjoy prison and lick the boot. A true and honest lolbertarian society is a nice idea IN THEORY; but since maladapted animals who are incompatible with society such as Nicholas R. Rekieta exist --it will remain that, an idea.

Such rights the government should defend from savage, malicious hyper-retards such as Nitrous Nicky are the rights of children. Particularly the right of children to remain cocaine free, unlike Nicky's 8 year old daughter who tested positive for cocaine metabolites at a value 10 times the cutoff, possibly indicative of regular use.
 
August parole hearing:

Parole Officer: "So, Nick. You publicly made a mockery of the court, show no regret for your actions, regularly missed your scheduled drug tests, are visibly intoxicated on camera, and are clearly abusing nitrous and your prescribed Adderall. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Nick: "I didn't break parole because I never tested positive for illegal substances."
Are you a wizard or something?
Because I’m one hundred percent sure this exact conversation with this exact cope is on the horizon, I too have seen it in the flames.
 
It's 100% obvious Nick only wormed his way onto KarmicX's channel to stick it to Aaron, since he's no longer able to stick "it" in Aaron...
Nick is such a screaming faggot bottom. He looks at dried up husks like Kayla and April and he's like 'ugh, damaged goods. Guess I'll make due.' He looks at men and he thinks 'I could never violate this temple, this holy place. I can only hope that he notices me.'
 
As far as I can tell Nick is Sober today and he looks MISERABLE.

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I skimmed through and couldn't find him doing his cute camera deactivate, and each spot in the stream I watched he didn't appear to be high on addys either. He keeps fake smiling and trying to look alert and interested but I don't think he's fooling anyone.

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I believe he and Kayla were trying to get with Faran, Gothic Sushi, and probably some other chicks before scoring with April. There's one other I know about, but I have been sworn to secrecy by them (sorry).

Wasn't Gothic Sushi on the other side in Weeb Wars? I really don't remember anything about her other than she seemed disgusting.

I've always suspected that Nick would have gone after Chrissie Mayr as well.
 
Wasn't Gothic Sushi on the other side in Weeb Wars? I really don't remember anything about her other than she seemed disgusting.

I've always suspected that Nick would have gone after Chrissie Mayr as well.
No, she was on Nick's side
 
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