Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pim Fortuyn said:
That's contested. Low functioning ones are pretty visible, thus probably overrepresented in studies. Juvenile offenders, petty crime, unstable jobs, violent relationships, in and out of prison a lot. High functioning ones usually stay out of jail and are just manipulative/exploitative users of other people.
There's also a confounder as there's some heritable stuff involved, but early childhood neglect and trauma can make some people into low functioning psychopaths too.
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Well Fatrick could absolutely be a low to mid functioning psychopath.

Our general consensus across the thread and I suspect among the pests is that he isn’t totally stupid and has a fairly reasonable vocabulary.
It’s clear he is way less intelligent, informed, or capable of reasoning, understanding and critical thought than he believes himself to be.
A problem with him is he does seem to think that people are generally less intelligent than he is, as evidenced by his easily disproven lies.
Being a firearms and self defense instructor for a start. While that is a common Internet tough guy claim, it is also something that requires some sort of registration.
Therefore he should either be able to produce documents on request or at least be searchable as a current or former instructor.

It doesn’t seem to occur to him that other people would be capable of scrutinizing this.

The cheating in the marathon, while that admittedly took someone with a bit of specific experience to really figure it out, it still wasn’t a top level expert in marathon adjudication.

Thick as shit people normally more or less understand that they are not as smart as smart people so don’t usually try elaborate claims like this.
So I think Patrick is cursed with a bit of intelligence, but not enough intelligence to realize he might not be a total fuckwit but isn’t a smart guy either.

Plus he totally would kill someone if he thought he could get away with it.
 
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I think Pats friend who told tattles on him summed it up nicely. He's just deeply affected by Pringles Can John and everything about his current personality morphed out of that moment. Getting exposed on Twitter was just a product of modern times, 40 years ago he would have just been a terrible co worker/neighbor you couldn't talk to about anything. Now he's everyone's problem.
 
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Bias Judge. said:
In addition to what others have already said, I would like to add that I believe Pat is a real life psychopath who is unable to connect with other people on a human level. This is why his lies are so ridiculous. He cannot put himself in the position of another person to calculate whether or not his lie is believable. He also seems unable to feel emotions such as empathy or love.....almost like he comes from another dimension and is just pretending to be a human. Add to this his malicious, mean, hateful personality and I believe "psychopath" is an entirely appropriate word to use.

And don't get me started on poor Bernell........
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I don't think there's anything too complex or deep with Patty like psychopathy.

I think Patty is just a mildly autistic (in comparison to other specimens on this site) halfwit. There's no real question about his lack of intelligence, but the fact that he's been able to woo at least 2 women means he's capable of interpersonal relationships. It's why I say he's mildly autistic, as autistic people do have issues relating to other people.

He's just a retard who doesn't know he's a retard and that allows him to be confidently ignorant and belligerent to the world around him.
 
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Yeah, he's not crazy, he's just fat and stupid and a shit person, much like Nick Rekieta. Luckily Rick has neither the money for cocaine nor the daughter to give it to so he's just stuck in a hell of his own making with a pilled out wife who's just as stupid and spiteful as he is. There's really nothing here beyond what you can see, which is still a lot because he's really fat. Unless you're talking about his ears and eyes, those are about to be swallowed by fat, and lost forever, like his penis was long ago.
 
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Rick isn't really that special, he's your average fat midwestern wisconsonite.

However, he somehow figured out and struck gold online, both with a book deal that's real enough he can deflect criticism leveled at him from physical people in the real world, and discovering online that he never needs to be wrong.

Most fat midwestern idiots get ground down into something moderately bearable by life, because they have to deal with people who have to deal with them.

Ricky never has, if he gets pushback or shit on in real life, he can just go child stalkers online.

The twist is that he's so far up his own ass that he keeps doing it - he's stupid enough to get pleasure from it, because he actually thinks it's doing something useful.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Yeah, he's not crazy,
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counterpoint:

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Bias Judge. said:
In addition to what others have already said, I would like to add that I believe Pat is a real life psychopath who is unable to connect with other people on a human level. This is why his lies are so ridiculous. He cannot put himself in the position of another person to calculate whether or not his lie is believable. He also seems unable to feel emotions such as empathy or love.....almost like he comes from another dimension and is just pretending to be a human. Add to this his malicious, mean, hateful personality and I believe "psychopath" is an entirely appropriate word to use.

And don't get me started on poor Bernell........
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I recall a situation a while back where an onaforums user posed as a pest exterminator and texted Pat, claiming that he had made an appointment and would be charged for it.

For most of us, if we were in a situation like this, we'd probably get on the phone with the company and say something like "Hey, sorry, I didn't make this appointment, I'm an internet celebrity and internet people are weird, please cancel this."

But Pat, having no idea this was a pest fucking with him, immediately threatened to get the guy texting him fired from the company. No provocation. Seeing him treat a supposedly real world person with the same contempt and douchebaggery as he would a random troll on Twitter really put things into perspective.
 
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The Noise said:
But Pat, having no idea this was a pest fucking with him, immediately threatened to get the guy texting him fired from the company. No provocation. Seeing him treat a supposedly real world person with the same contempt and douchebaggery as he would a random troll on Twitter really put things into perspective.
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How he treats other people is mostly why we (ona) find him so hateable. I can understand him being hostile towards us because we've been fucking with him in various ways for quite a long time now but it's how he treats strangers that makes him truly detestable. All it takes is for somebody to come across one of his political hot takes on Twitter, politely disagree with him and within a couple of messages they're being childed and told how stupid they are. Fat hateable retard.
 
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MilkThePig said:
How he treats other people is mostly why we (ona) find him so hateable.
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You're just jealous and annoyed that there are tons of strangers who nobody will ever know who have received the hottest pattakes (aka FATJACKS). Phones across the country have absolutely batshit insane texts from ricky, and we'll never know their contents.
 
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MilkThePig said:
How he treats other people is mostly why we (ona) find him so hateable. I can understand him being hostile towards us because we've been fucking with him in various ways for quite a long time now but it's how he treats strangers that makes him truly detestable. All it takes is for somebody to come across one of political hot takes on Twitter, politely disagree with him and within a couple of messages they're being childed and told how stupid they are. Fat hateable retard.
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That’s the same reason he’s my favourite cow. He turns normies into Patposters so fast because of how fucking insufferable he is.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
That’s the same reason he’s my favourite cow. He turns normies into Patposters so fast because of how fucking insufferable he is.
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I dream of a day he ends up clipped on Fox News like how Shapiro randomly took notice of him but that would require him to be recorded and we know he won't do any sort of public speaking about his beliefs because deep down he does know Fox News and the like would be licking their chops to put a retarded leftist on blast to fuel the news cycle with cheap laughs.

Doing so would introduce patposting to the boomers and there would be so many memes of prison enjoyment.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
You're just jealous and annoyed that there are tons of strangers who nobody will ever know who have received the hottest pattakes (aka FATJACKS). Phones across the country have absolutely batshit insane texts from ricky, and we'll never know their contents.
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I think everyone here can make a very well educated guess on 99% of their contents. The immovable blobject is nothing if not consistent, predictable and fat. This perpetual lie machine is like the infinite monkey theorem personified, only once in a million childings does he regurgitate something uniquely funny.
 
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They are trying to use some big hooks to pull out the Milwaukee Boat today. Every news station is live streaming the event, because of course they are. It looks like the spectacle has attracted about 3-4 dozen citizen bystanders (aka Rubberneckers in Wisconsin parlance). I'll bet you anything that Patso gets caught on candid camera at some point today


*** don't actually sit and watch through this shit unless you're just as bored and unemployed as Patrick himself ***
 
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Make Anime Illegal said:
Fatrick being as fat and out of shape as he is is even more pathetic when you remember he is unemployed and has all the time and energy he would every need to get in decent shape and then some, if he didn't waste his whole life on xitter.
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He even built a gym in his attic during covid, including a treadmill that's likely done nothing but gather dust for the last 5 years. He's a retard who thinks you can exercise off daily drinking and eating nothing but bar slop when you're 45 years of age but he doesn't even do the exercise part of that, hence him being a land whale.
 
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