DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

a new GTA VI trailer dropped

plenty of blacks, women shaking their asses and heterosexual couples kissing. Dave is gonna bite his fingers off when it finally releases and is forced to play it for da sweet day 1 views

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Meanwhile, in the best timeline, the Chad Phillip Burnell notices his hair thinning and decides to stop trying to delay the inevitable, shaving his head and presenting his new look on stream. His viewers applaud his courage and love the new look. Phillip says that balding happens to the best of us, and we have to accept all signs of aging with maturity and grace. This inspiring speech makes him receive tons of donations and superchats, which he assures will be donated to fund alopecia research.
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[WhoaMoses]

This urgency to hit non-stop goals to eat food and/or drink and maybe play videogames is getting so tiresome man.

This is all your doing, Phil. Just stop with this hustle. It's so pathetic.
"pull together resources" is up there with "established allies" on one of the more insane cringey things he comes up with to say.
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Also check the daily wrap. It's a god damn hoot. One slow stream and he lost his fuckin' mind, again.
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Remember there is no longer any pressure to hit these since streak 2.0(3.0?/4.0?) ended and he only mentions it 1-2 times a stream

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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Lead singer of the Disturbed cover band “Dented”, David DeBeg.

 

[Alexios]

Phil has conditioned his fans that he will eat on stream on Tuesdays. The dents are expected to meet the 10 goals in 12 streams. The streak which he has rigged so he never loses, must be met to unlock the weekly 'reward.' For enduring all this begging, his fans get to enjoy a ghoul weirdly eating food.

At this point his content is unwatchable without a good retreamer. His content is begging combined with talking about goals. If a goal was not met the previous day, we have to endure a business style meeting he berates his audience for failing to meet the goals.
Honestly his content is so boring and repetitive, an AI script of him would be more entertaining.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Best timeline: After a very successful annual Birthday fundraiser, where he does a weekend-long marathon to support the local foodbank, Phil surprises his lovely wife with a trip to Japan. They had been wanting to go back again for a while, but Phil's collaborate work with John, and Kat's volunteer commitments to the elderly center has kept them busy. They bring back an assortment of funny Japanese products which they have fun giving away to their audience following their return.

After years of flagging income, Scopely finally declares bankrupty.

 

[Lord_Point]

He knows Dave the diver is going to tank because its 2 years old and he plays it like the geriatric childrens entertainer he is.

Same thing with stellar blade, playing it way to late then doing his retarded horny santa larp to prove some retarded point.

You can always tell when he wants a popular game to tank on his stream so he can smugly fold his arms and declare it streamer bait for the sheeple.

 

[neger psykolog]

So what I'm sensing a lot of in this thread is that I should tip DSP $1000 on tonight's stream? Am I getting that right guys?

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Whatever he had planned it must not have been important because now the podcast is back on due to him not wanting to miss that sweet GTA 6 trailer hype! What a greedy bastard.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

It's wild that he's treating these 150 dollar goals the same way he was 50 dollar goals like a few months ago. Such absolute greed.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

so let me get this right phill needs more money to meet this deadline. So we can have the opportunity to give him more money?

 

[San Dimas High School]

so let me get this right phill needs more money to meet this deadline. So we can have the opportunity to give him more money?

Yes. Also all of this started a week after he had an interview with another youtuber where DSP defended himself as a good and moral human being because he didn't do stretch goals where people felt like they had to donate to him.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Whatever he had planned it must not have been important because now the podcast is back on due to him not wanting to miss that sweet GTA 6 trailer hype! What a greedy bastard.

He skipped Leanna's brothers wedding so he can play Fallout4 and get day1 views. Any more question?

 

[Balr0g]

It's wild that he's treating these 150 dollar goals the same way he was 50 dollar goals like a few months ago. Such absolute greed.

I think he has become addicted to hitting 150 $ goals as he had them hit for so long (remember he had some very long streaks he might even have kept alive with fake khantribuitions) And he hits dopamine fixes with the fast food he munches as a "reward2 to his dented fanbase

 

[Comma]

 

[neger psykolog]

Tragic news: Real ID just hit the US meaning DSP can no longer fly to see his dying parents because he is literally too retarded to apply for a passport or other form of ID document.

Please press F to pay respects.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

"[Dave the Diver] doesn't have my facial features"

 

[Prince Lotor]

So what I'm sensing a lot of in this thread is that I should tip DSP $1000 on tonight's stream? Am I getting that right guys?

No, stupid! You were supposed to give it to him yesterday. Why don't people listen to him? Now hopefully you have learned your lesson and in the future when Phil tells you he definitely wants something you BUY HIM THAT FUCKING TOY!

 

[neger psykolog]

No, stupid! You were supposed to give it to him yesterday. Why don't people listen to him? Now hopefully you have learned your lesson and in the future when Phil tells you he definitely wants something you BUY HIM THAT FUCKING TOY!

shit I guess I should pay him $1000 every day then?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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His fucking goatee looks like absolute shit LOL. Stupid faggot.