Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's not quite clear the way Aaron states it. First he says Good Lawgic sent him something, then he makes it sound like he'd just be responding out of the blue to a general request.

Probably just this, so zero chance of it happening. I wish, though, it would've been so funny to see Nick react to them teaming up.
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Lol - "This is really meant for either a YT hobbyist or someone seeking exposure."

This format is what made Nick popular (i.e. having on a more interesting guest that drove the show while the 'host' collects money).

It seems like a awefully lazy style, however.

I am tempted to fuck with crack head and tell him that MNPR just dropped damming stuff.....just to freak him out in NLOs chat but dont want to burn my account.

Don't touch the cow. This is gay and the bad retarded.

A lot of libertarians are themselves socially conservative people. Unfortunately the autistic libertine pedo faggots are the most vocal and worst cohort representatives imaginable. (Not a libertarian myself but I know a few hundred of them.)

I have not met one libertarian (small or large 'L') that was not some crazy fetishist. It is a flawed ideology because it depends on people like Nick to act like civilised humans of their own will. Lots of them like to think that give the chance they would do noble things with money or power, but most end up like Nick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo09YNRU_88 Nick is already blaming "sleeping in" and "shit gov't websites "for not making it to his drug testing. He wants to rebuild the whole system to benefit his sleep schedule

That is extremely obvious but the funniest thing is he framed it in the most retarded way possible... why would you need a bot to punch in and send you a screenshot of the response instead of just directly receiving a message with the test notice? Why would you need 2 different systems to do 1 job since the main point of punching in is to derive responsibility of the junkie? He actually paused and think about "a better system" and came with the most retarded possible option.

Nick is just showing how ignorant he is. He said dumb technical things like this all teg way back in 2021 as well. He is as bad as a lazy Boomer or Zoomer who think 'AI can do it'. 'Bot' is just a linguistic comvention for 'something that can do all the things I don't want to do automatically for me and never have to be touched.'

"I complied immediately by paying 10s of thousands of dollars to the court so my wife and I could continue to drink and do drugs, which we did!"

Kill yourself, Nick

Nick thinks that he can follow all the rules to the minutest letter, and if he can remotely justify a pants-on-head retarded reading of the rules, then you MUST agree with him because it is YOUR fault for not being specific enough. This was clear in his semantic games with he police when he said 'April did not sleep at the house' the night before the arrest 'because no one slept that night', and he thought it was clever.

Nick is the arsehole who thinks he can manipulate the rules of society to shit on people but also to force them to be nice to him. He is epitomosing the true savage nigger victim status mentality. This is what probably attracted him to the law: he thought that he could be clever enough to manipulate people with words--but he SUCKS at it because he is not as smart as he thinks.

Holy shit, checking in every day between 6:00 and 16:00 is too much of a responsibility? Of course, he doesn't get that most people have much more serious responsibilities every single day.

And the imbecile doesn't understand the system could be easily designed the way he said (text message saying if he has to test that day) but it is designed to promote regularity in your life.

I actually got MATI


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He could just put an alarm on his phone for noon (or whenever he has a regular activity) to check then. I have daily alarm reminders for certain things so I do not forget it isn't that hard.

I wish we could hear his excuses to his PO. I bet the seethe was par excellance.

August parole hearing:

Parole Officer: "So, Nick. You publicly made a mockery of the court, show no regret for your actions, regularly missed your scheduled drug tests, are visibly intoxicated on camera, and are clearly abusing nitrous and your prescribed Adderall. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Nick: "I didn't break parole because I never tested positive for illegal substances."

He actually will run with this and if punished he will rial against the injustice when he is just a lazy piece of shite.

Elb is correct in her most recent post. That was Senpai.

But, since then, Flash himself has made that claim more public on a number of occasions too. He probably said it more privately before Rekieta seriously crashed out, and that's how Senpai found out.

It's probably true, yeah.

I believe he and Kayla were trying to get with Faran, Gothic Sushi, and probably some other chicks before scoring with April. There's one other I know about, but I have been sworn to secrecy by them (sorry).

I have not been sworn to secrecy. Her name was Christine Chandler.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick seems to be going for that 'Hunter Biden on a crack binge' look, doesn't he?

 

[CompaqOperator]

I'm wondering if ol Ricky is doing some form of "bath salts". as far as I can find they don't show up on a piss test and would explain his behavior at least yesterday which I think someone else may have thought some pages back

 

[waffle]

If Nick was actually worried about his kids coming into frame he'd put a tape line on the floor.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Also - jealousy lmao. These wine moms are delusional. In truth, there will probably be no one reporting Nitrous Nick's Vegas debauchery to his PO or to the court. This is projection from Nick's audience who (along with MAPton's fan base) kept spamming the courts with all of Aaron's restraining order "violations".

She's right that he'll be watched, though. Not only by his alogs but by all of MAPton's fans chomping at the bit for the go-ahead from Melton that they can start going after Nick.

(this image is out of context btw he was actually laughing and smiling and agreeing with this pedotip

I cannot conceive of how anyone could be jealous of current year Crackets. Even before he got in major legal trouble, or people found out about the swinging and coke, I was already thinking that his alcoholism was depressing to watch. The only envy I could imagine would be envy of what he had, not what he has.

I think two or so Christmas' ago, he was complaining about going to his kid's events and bitching about the holidays, and I quoted A Christmas Carol in this thread, where Scrooge's nephew says, "I am sorry for him. I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself, always."

Well ya know what? I can be angry with him now, because he dosed his kid with coke and ruined his career and family for being a hedonistic retard. I would dread his life, I am far, far from envying him.

I have a lot of sympathy for people who struggle with addiction. There are people who are sincerely trying to break free of addiction and fail multiple times and die before they get clean, and I find it pitiable. When I was a kid in school, I moved a lot, and for some reason due to different curriculums and different schools, I wound up having to read to Kill a Mockingbird like three times. One of the scenes that I always loved was when Mrs. Dubose passes away. Throughout the novel she is a cranky, belligerent, racist, asshole. However, throughout the time where the characters actually spend time with her, we learn she is dealing with a Morphine addiction, and has decided that despite being elderly, and pain-killer withdrawal being hellish, she wanted to break the addiction before she died. There wasn't any particular benefit to it, but does it for her pride. And then after she passes away, I love Atticus' description of her, "I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do. According to her views, she died beholden to nothing and nobody. She was the bravest person I ever knew."

So what I'm saying is I prefer the fictional, crazy old racist bitch to Nick. Good work buddy.

And to be fair. I dunno if "cheat" is the right term, as there's ample evidence that Kayla was at least somewhat in on all this too. He might have been the driving force behind the degeneracy, but I don't really think you can say she was dragged along kicking and screaming.

I believe, though I can't think of a specific example, but back when Rackets was claiming to be a traditional man and Christian, I think he said something to the affect that an open relationship was de facto cheating. Regardless, Nick presumably was married in a Christian ceremony, so he doesn't get to sleep around and swing. If you swear fidelity before God, I don't think you get a hall pass just because your wife is fine with it. But that's just my two cents.

 

[Captain Manning]

Big shock, Nick claiming the swinging and drugs were a recent thing was yet another lie and he was most likely a degenerate throughout his entire marriage.

It's more weasel word bullshit from him.

To be clear, I think he's been trying to set some degenerate sex shit up for years, but he didn't hit paydirt on that front until April and Aaron entered the picture.

I have not been sworn to secrecy. Her name was Christine Chandler.

Himedall, you bitch! That was supposed to remain a secret!

(British accent) Ah, fuck! I can't believe you've done this!

If Nick was actually worried about his kids coming into frame he'd put a tape line on the floor.

If Nick was concerned about his kids, he'd get off the goddamned Internet and pick up the pieces of his shattered life.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick, there's this thing called an alarm. They've been around since ancient Egyptians put metal pins in candle wax. Use it.

That’s the thing that forever puzzles me. Even when he wasn’t at risk of going to jail or close to doing drugs so much of his issues could have been solved by an alarm or schedule, so much so he’d keep saying as such, and yet he never ever would.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's more weasel word bullshit from him.

To be clear, I think he's been trying to set some degenerate sex shit up for years, but he didn't hit paydirt on that front until April and Aaron entered the picture.

Sending him to law school was a horrible decision because even if it was a shit school it taught him how to use weasel words and technicalities to lie better.

The fact he tried but couldn't set up a polycule until he met Aaron and April is more pathetic than having one the whole time.

 

[Strix454]

Sending him to law school was a horrible decision because even if it was a shit school it taught him how to use weasel words and technicalities to lie better.

He became more proficient in making weasel word arguments in law school. But he learned deconstructionism, that words don't mean anything and moral relativism doing his creative writing degree. Any young person handed over to a modern college english department is usually doomed.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Maybe I missed it, but I think he only proposed an easier/more lazy system. I didn't hear him say he missed or slept through a test, just that could theoretically happen with the current setup.

His workaround doesn't make sense, though, as it would still require a reaction and then an action, so his example of being asleep or sick makes no sense, as presumably he would be for the automated call his script setsup .

That’s the thing that forever puzzles me. Even when he wasn’t at risk of going to jail or close to doing drugs so much of his issues could have been solved by an alarm or schedule, so much so he’d keep saying as such, and yet he never ever would.

Nick wants a system where a blonde and buxom lab test technician comes to his house to collect his sample as he lies in bed, and she makes sexual inennedo jokes the whole time while his PO stands there and tells him how jealous he is of his house, life, and how he cannot believe the evil State would put a cool guy like him down.

Remember his anger at LOCALS and Rumble when they did not implement the stupid features he wanted? They were all stupid shortcuts for things he had to do on StreamYard and OBS, or clones of Twitch and YouTube features, but he acted like they were the most genius ideas because he had gotten over 100k viewers one time month earlier.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

his PO stands there and tells him how jealous he is of his house, life

That is exactly how Nick thinks his relationship with the Farms and Null will evolve.
We are all jealous and want to be him.

While we are all checking this thread to get good laugh at his expense while clippers document his retarded and deranged behavior.

Most people here had positive hope for him and his family in the summer of 2024, but instead of getting better, Nick has only gotten worse.
In every manner that counts Nick has gotten worse. His cognitive ability is falling at a visible pace, his legal analysis has reached pre-school gotcha logic levels, his scientific evidence and opinions are from Quora, and he laughs at jokes only he thinks are funny.

If anyone wants him to actually get better, they better get him admitted into a closed psych ward for hard detox and therapy.
If they don't, they can start planning his funeral. He won't make it more than 5 years given his current trajectory.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If Nick was actually worried about his kids coming into frame he'd put a tape line on the floor.

Or put a phone or something out of shot and have them text if needed, no way they don’t all have devices that can whatsapp. Or a bell outside that goes to his phone.

Remember his anger at LOCALS and Rumble when they did not implement the stupid features he wanted? They were all stupid shortcuts for things he had to do on StreamYard and OBS, or clones of Twitch and YouTube features, but he acted like they were the most genius ideas because he had gotten over 100k viewers one time month earlier

in fairness, they are genius ideas. It’s why Twitch and YouTube do them. I truly do not understand why most alternative platforms don’t copy them and insist upon being shit. Especially when the platforms obviously make money to cover implementation.

 

[Pentamidine]

That is exactly how Nick thinks his relationship with the Farms and Null will evolve.
We are all jealous and want to be him.

Nick, plenty of people would have been jealous of your YouTube success from Weeb Wars up until your decline. Tons of people dream of being able to do YouTube full time while bringing in enough to support a family.

But now everyone knows that you're a trust fund brat. You "earned" that YouTube success in the sense that you made the content, but you were only able to make the content because you didn't have to hold a 9-5. You could drink until 4 in the morning every day because you didn't have any real responsibilities or obligations, even before YouTube was paying your bills. No one is jealous of your trust fund. No one is jealous of your Daddy paying your taxes. No one is jealous of your Mommy buying you a house.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

We are all jealous and want to be him.

Maybe if he was still making money on his livestreams he’d have a point.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

he was doing coke and fucking strangers in the house where his young kids lived.

That sentence is a lie. I wasn't fucking strangers, I was fucking acquaintances. HA! Another Lawpope victory. Kiwi prudes in shambles.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Rekieta might have tried to fight back, but the AI seems determined to devolve him to his glorious Day 1 appearance.

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The AI of Dorian Gray, only in reverse or some shit and the real life faggot and his "oil painting" are both aged like milk in the sun

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Lawpope content.

I am sure this is totally fine and will not come back to bite Nick in the ass.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe if he was still making money on his livestreams he’d have a point.

Why would anyone be jealous of a seething, depressed cuck who is obviously completely miserable and hates his life?

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

What keeps me from getting MATI, is the Kino Casino, - or in this case - I'd call it the Cathartic Casino. That sweet sound of a triangle! Andy and PPP giggling at the sheer buffoonery of Railing Ricky Rackets is my therapy.
"HE'S HIIIIIIIIIGH! HE'S GAAAAAAAAAAAY! HE'S A CUUUUUUCK! HE'S BALLDOOOO'D!

EDIT: I felted my post.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He is such a funny person, letting TTS play "Nigger" live on stream to his now ... 1500 viewers.
(EDIT: It is coded, but when read out it sounds just like it, everyone knows what it is)
He must be doing a "how to kill my channel" any% speedrun.


[EDIT] For extra Brainrot. Nick now allows people to play TTS messages read in the voice of the accused in the case he is covering and the residing judge.

Great content like this.