Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Dead Lion]

Always put that $AUS behind it, or retards will think its $US.

Still a hefty chunk of change.

 

[Harm]

Imagine losing more money than most people will earn in their lifetime because "Kong man bad."

 

[SpellforceFan]

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Still a hefty chunk of change.

For us people from 2nd world countries, it's more money that we'll see in a lifetime.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Always put that $AUS behind it, or retards will think its $US.

Kangaroo cash. Dingo dollars. G'day gold

I agree, and changed it.

I will say though - the people in Karl's camp coping about how it's AUS, and it's not that much in USD therefore this isn't so bad are really dumb. Imagine trying to say that your judgement isn't so bad because the value translates to something different in the currency of a country you don't live in, and whose currency value does not apply to you.

To those of us in Trumptopia, it's $1,168,710.46 USD.

But to Karl, the person who has to pay, it's still $1.8 mill to him.

 

[Dead Lion]

For us people from 2nd world countries, it's more money that we'll see in a lifetime.

*converts to pln*

Holly sweet mother of Jesus H Christ.

 

[alphabetnigger]

I agree, and changed it.

I will say though - the people in Karl's camp coping about how it's AUS, and it's not that much in USD therefore this isn't so bad are really dumb. Imagine trying to say that your judgement isn't so bad because the value translates to something different in the currency of a country you don't live in, and whose currency value does not apply to you.

A million diggerideniros still has to be some higher end of a few hundred thousand, which is nothing to sneeze at

 

[Lukie]

Sure hope the King doesn't see this and wants to reward me with hot sauce to the UK...

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

I wonder how excited he is to pay $1.1 million USD since he was so eager for defamation lawsuit.

Also, husbandaru you Lobst all our moneyru

 

[SpellforceFan]

*converts to pln*

Holly sweet mother of Jesus H Christ.

And it's all because he shit talked a guy who dresses like a D grade movie villain.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

This nigga better get a job(st) soon

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

That's enough to buy 78,030 bottles of Rickey's Hot Sauce!

 

[Lone Star]

All of this because Karl was butthurt some guy cheated in a game like, thirty years ago.

 

[Billy Bong]

Billy Mitchell is the King of Kong and the King of Bantz! A literal God!
It's nice to be proven right over a long enough timeline.
All hail the king baby!

 

[Harm]

All of this because Karl was butthurt some guy cheated* in a game like, thirty years ago.

*mistakenly submitted his otherwise legitimate playthroughs to the wrong category with no further evidence of cheating or malfeasance

Do remember that any "cheated" score has been undeniably performed legitimately both before and after those which are held in contention.

Karl Jobst has always had more confirmed and proven instances of cheating in competitions than Billy Mitchell, including completely fabricated and forged times submitted in an attempt to steal away prizes from others.

EDIT: All the bitter stickers in the world won't make me incorrect on this point.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Imagine losing more money than most people will earn in their lifetime because "Kong man bad."

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN DONKEY KONG

 

[CoyGrape4]

I will say though - the people in Karl's camp coping about how it's AUS, and it's not that much in USD therefore this isn't so bad are really dumb. Imagine trying to say that your judgement isn't so bad because the value translates to something different in the currency of a country you don't live in, and whose currency value does not apply to you.

dude thats only like 12 BTC karl won


On a somewhat more serious note, I don't fully agree/follow with the math in the video but the way I see it based on the Discord posts, at the very least it will be somewhere north of AUD $1 Million out of pocket for KJ.. which is a life crippling amount of money.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

*mistakenly submitted his otherwise legitimate playthroughs to the wrong category with no further evidence of cheating or malfeasance

Do remember that any "cheated" score has been undeniably performed legitimately both before and after those which are held in contention.

Karl Jobst has always had more confirmed and proven instances of cheating in competitions than Billy Mitchell, including completely fabricated and forged times submitted in an attempt to steal away prizes from others.

He's not going to fuck you.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I don't like Billy Mitchell, the people that unironically suck his dick are gay, but it really is some next level karmic justice seeing this albino fruit get fucked this hard. Literally went on a crusade against Billy and all he got in return was putting extreme financial strain on his family. What an absolute legend(arily retarded faggot).
Also Null should feature this.

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

KARL JOBST IS IN $1.8 MILLION AUS

Confirming what he spent on his legal fees:
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Karl confirming Billy paid more:
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Confirming that appeal has lapsed. Verdict is final:
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Oh damn thats even more than we previously expected, I feel bad for Maximus over there, but Karl fully deserves it and his wife should´ve intervened and tell her husband to not be so retarded.

 

[Harm]

He's not going to fuck you.

He's busy fucking Karl right now, as we can see.

And as always, feel free to prove me wrong on any point. You can't and won't