Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

Ugh even by lolcow standards, what a garbage video.

A "haul" video is not an afterthought recap of some sweatshop shit you bought at Target and Walmart. She then follows around some broad who clearly doesn't enjoy her company, gawping and fawning in teen-speak at tacky shit in a Hobby Lobby, and the video cuts off inexplicably. Her content is arguably worse than when she also had an actual job.

 

[Xenomorph]

Im glad there are more people telling her to fuck off than her enablers kissing her cottage cheesed ass. She will ignore it, but it makes for some awesome reading. She must be losing whatever brain cells she has left from apnea. Her vocabulary is appalling.

 

[Barbarella]

Did she complain about the Mr. and Mrs. thing in Hobby Lobby? If so, it shows she has zero idea where she is shopping. Of course Hobby Lobby isn't going to have Mrs. And Mrs. signs, lol.

Whatever-you can find them where I live so they exist. Those ugly signs are everywhere. More interesting is she blurts out she wants to get married-because she doesn't know the difference between getting married and having a party.

Those chokers are ugly on fat chicks and she doesn't need 30 of them. We can only hope that one will be too tight and she can understand how Rarity cat feels with her too small collar.

Wasteful.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Off topic. What's up with all the not leaked stamps on our avatars?

 

[Barbarella]

Off topic. What's up with all the not leaked stamps on our avatars?

Good question. I saw it on a photo in the Quincy/Naty thread and assumed it was a joke from there but don't really get it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Did she complain about the Mr. and Mrs. thing in Hobby Lobby? If so, it shows she has zero idea where she is shopping. Of course Hobby Lobby isn't going to have Mrs. And Mrs. signs, lol.

Whatever-you can find them where I live so they exist. Those ugly signs are everywhere. More interesting is she blurts out she wants to get married-because she doesn't know the difference between getting married and having a party.

Those chokers are ugly on fat chicks and she doesn't need 30 of them. We can only hope that one will be too tight and she can understand how Rarity cat feels with her too small collar.

Wasteful.

She said in her you now sometimes she sleeps with them on..I sense a very odd death in the making.

 

[Barbarella]

She said in her you now sometimes she sleeps with them on..I sense a very odd death in the making.

That would be so delicious.

 

[PiggyPie]

I swear everyone around Hamberlynn starts gaining weight. Its been only a few months since Mary entered the group and yet she seems to have ballooned as well.

 

[Xenomorph]

I swear everyone around Hamberlynn starts gaining weight. Its been only a few months since Mary entered the group and yet she seems to have ballooned as well.

She is toxic and she even admitted she was, although I think she doesnt give a fuck clearly, but everything she orbits turns fat and depressed.

 

[PiggyPie]

She is toxic and she even admitted she was, although I think she doesnt give a fuck clearly, but everything she orbits turns fat and depressed.

Collecting moons like the planet she is

 

[wahhhmbulance]

I am also on Team "Mary is a boring hillbilly," but kudos to her for jazzing it up out of nowhere with that anti-gay shade.

 

[ADHD]

I swear everyone around Hamberlynn starts gaining weight. Its been only a few months since Mary entered the group and yet she seems to have ballooned as well.

Obesity is socially contagious.

Fat-fueling factors were taken into consideration. For instance, the researchers made sure the effect wasn't a case of "birds of a feather flocking together." Body measurements were taken throughout the study period, showing when individuals became obese and whether they began the study with obese readings.
"It's not that obese or non-obese people simply find other similar people to hang out with," Christakis said. "Rather, there is a direct, causal relationship."

They also ruled out the idea that an outside factor, and not the friendship, caused the fatness. If an environmental factor were affecting both individuals in a friendship, then it shouldn't matter whether individuals are mutual friends or just one individual labels the other as a friend.

The study, however, found that it does matter which way the friend arrow points: If subjects named an obese person as a friend, they tended to be affected by that person's obesity.

But when the person on the receiving end did not label the first person as a friend, there was no "obesity contagion" effect in the other direction. The distinct variable here is who calls whom a "friend."

"The fact that it only has an effect when I think you're my friend is very strongly suggestive to me," Watts said. "That's about as good as you can do in terms of identifying a causal relationship."

Perhaps friends just spend a lot of time together and so would eat similar foods and engage in the same physical activities. But they found the results held no matter the geographic proximity of friends.

"So friends that are thousands of miles away have just as large an impact on you as friends who are right next door," Fowler told LiveScience.

The scientists suggest the findings can be explained if friends are influencing one another's norms for body weight.

"What appears to be happening is that a person becoming obese most likely causes a change of norms about what counts as an appropriate body size," Christakis said. "People come to think that it is OK to be bigger since those around them are bigger, and this sensibility spreads."

 

[Poison_Apple]

I LOLed when she said in the video she wants to improve her videos, and then the same video end abruptly...
Honestly, she posted more and relatively better videos when she had a job. Now when youtube is her full time job, the quality and quantity goes down...what....

 

[cheat-day-bitches]

Okay it's probably been posted before but how does AL do it? How does she afford all of this shit? YouTube/younow cannot be making her that much money right? I'm surprised the govt hasn't gone after her because I'm assuming she still doesn't have health insurance and if that's the case she will have to pay a huge ass fine.

 

[Country Matters]

Okay it's probably been posted before but how does AL do it? How does she afford all of this shit? YouTube/younow cannot be making her that much money right? I'm surprised the govt hasn't gone after her because I'm assuming she still doesn't have health insurance and if that's the case she will have to pay a huge ass fine.

My honest guess would be she spends what money she actually has, and then runs up her credit cards. There might be someone here in the know about it, though. I wonder if she is running up her cards, how much debt she's accumulated

 

[Barbarella]

I don't know, but just for fun and probably overestimating:

She's probably making in the range of a thousand dollars a month on SSDI.

She maybe makes $500 on younow and YouTube.

Maybe she gets unemployment? If so, estimate 800.00. Food stamps? Not enough to feed he but some.

So that may be about $2200, although I'm being super generous. More like 1500.00? 3.00 chickens, 10.00 pillows.

She shops a lot but she buys really cheap crap. Still, based on my generous overestimation, nowhere near enough to keep doing it.

She's still splitting rent and utilities and I have no clue when rent is in Kentucky. I live in CA so a 2 bedroom apartment would take all the estimated income but I'm sure it's cheaper there. She might be able to get by if her rent is 500 bucks shared but whatever it is, everybody has a point: she's spending it stupid and not on necessities.

And since anybody can get a credit card, I'm sure that's it. You can't go bankrupt anymore-unless it's health-related. I'm sure she can dig that excuse up so shoppers and taxpayers will be on the hook for her irresponsibility.

 

[cheat-day-bitches]

I don't know, but just for fun and probably overestimating:

She's probably making in the range of a thousand dollars a month on SSDI.

She maybe makes $500 on younow and YouTube.

Maybe she gets unemployment? If so, estimate 800.00. Food stamps? Not enough to feed he but some.

So that may be about $2200, although I'm being super generous. More like 1500.00? 3.00 chickens, 10.00 pillows.

She shops a lot but she buys really cheap crap. Still, based on my generous overestimation, nowhere near enough to keep doing it.

She's still splitting rent and utilities and I have no clue when rent is in Kentucky. I live in CA so a 2 bedroom apartment would take all the estimated income but I'm sure it's cheaper there. She might be able to get by if her rent is 500 bucks shared but whatever it is, everybody has a point: she's spending it stupid and not on necessities.

And since anybody can get a credit card, I'm sure that's it. You can't go bankrupt anymore-unless it's health-related. I'm sure she can dig that excuse up so shoppers and taxpayers will be on the hook for her irresponsibility.

Yeah I don't think their rent/utilities are anywhere close to be expensive. And she has no other bills other than her phone and online subscriptions she has.

Although I wouldn't say she gets unemployment benefits. If everything is true, she quit/got fired and those aren't a "good" enough reason (I could be wrong because it is Kentucky and who knows) to quit and then be able to receive benefits. It does make sense that no one has come after her for stuff because it does take awhile and if she's undocumented up to this point, it wouldn't even matter. But that's another can of worms if she isn't doing her taxes, if she's even making enough to have to report it.

It's just crazy because someone I know didn't have health insurance for 9 months or so and had to fork over $900 because of it. I guess she's lucky??

 

[a dinosaur]

Yeah I don't think their rent/utilities are anywhere close to be expensive. And she has no other bills other than her phone and online subscriptions she has.

Although I wouldn't say she gets unemployment benefits. If everything is true, she quit/got fired and those aren't a "good" enough reason (I could be wrong because it is Kentucky and who knows) to quit and then be able to receive benefits. It does make sense that no one has come after her for stuff because it does take awhile and if she's undocumented up to this point, it wouldn't even matter. But that's another can of worms if she isn't doing her taxes, if she's even making enough to have to report it.

Amberlynn lost her ID a while back, after leaving it in a Walmart shopping cart and never bothered to get it replaced. There's no way she'd jump through the requisite hoops to pull down unemployment or SSDI. I suspect once she burns through her remaining money and credit, she'll be asking her "fans" to donate to a gofundme account or spam her younow streams with bars.

 

[Ambaby]

Do you know approx when she lost her ID? The list below might rule out some of her sources of income. Just a few things you cannot do/apply for without an ID:

"1) Purchase of alcohol
2) Purchase of tobacco
3) Applying for welfare
4) Applying for insurance
5) Applying for a job
6) Driving, purchasing, or renting a car
7) Purchasing some over- the-counter medicines
R-Rated movies
9) Entering most bars
10) Purchasing a gun or applying for a firearm license
11) Opening a bank account, and occasionally when cashing checks
12) Renting a hotel room
13) Applying for a fishing license
14) Picking up a prescription
15) Donating blood"

Source: Headline Politics

Also, question: I feel like her excuse in the past for not having a driver's license was that she was "scared" of driving. Was that her or am I confusing her with someone else?

 

[Poison_Apple]

Do you know approx when she lost her ID? The list below might rule out some of her sources of income. Just a few things you cannot do/apply for without an ID:

"1) Purchase of alcohol
2) Purchase of tobacco
3) Applying for welfare
4) Applying for insurance
5) Applying for a job
6) Driving, purchasing, or renting a car
7) Purchasing some over- the-counter medicines
R-Rated movies
9) Entering most bars
10) Purchasing a gun or applying for a firearm license
11) Opening a bank account, and occasionally when cashing checks
12) Renting a hotel room
13) Applying for a fishing license
14) Picking up a prescription
15) Donating blood"

Source: Headline Politics

Also, question: I feel like her excuse in the past for not having a driver's license was that she was "scared" of driving. Was that her or am I confusing her with someone else?

Yep, that's AL.