Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
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"You shouldn't be mad at me for abusing drugs and children. Think of the national outrage! Fucking Kiwifarmers."
Hmm yes, remember how Nick always used to rail on his show about probation and how the penal and criminal justice system ruins the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans?

Ah, but of course, it’s only when Nick gets mildly inconvenienced that WE NEED REFORM!
- Nick claimed today that his Adderall dosage is 10mg and he gets 300mg per month total.
- He uses it for "small bursts" for "spot fatigue" due to being stressed out. When he is stressed out, his narcolepsy kicks in.
Ive literally never heard of LEGITIMATELY prescribed amphetamine being prescribed this way. And there are better drugs for narcolepsy than amphetamines these days.

“Just a wee bump when you get a little tired!”
 
I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.
I did work at a lab once that was authorized to work with cocaine. They said they received it via FedEx (I didnt inquire beyond that). Is there some type of special stamp they might mark a legal Schedule II shipment?
 
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What Joe hears: " ...sex...swingers...sex...banging... those women are fat... ACK ACK ACK!"

Welcome to the party, pal.
:really: "Joe. . .Joe, they are swingers Joe, the Kids know Joe, Sex all over the place Joe, 4 bedrooms Joe. Trust me Joe! I had sex at a woman Joe! Want to come to Spicer Minnesota Joe!?":really:

:really:[huffs duster can off screen]:really:
 
Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?
Prison would be heaven for Balldo, no driving the kids, no wife, no reason to uphold any standards and enough Petrofac commissary he'd supply the entire unit.

...and all the dick he can take.
 
Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?

Him whining about the system not working for him to do drug tests is him test running a “I tried to report in but the site was down” excuse
 
Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?
He ain't got no functioning synapses left and a redemption arc is futile. That's why imho the Vegas meetup with the nonces feels like a kamikaze mission. He will divulge every single private detail (pics, videos, texts) whether hacked or not related to Aaron and go on a John Belushi-esque spiral into hell.
 
NOT LEGAL ADVICE, NOT A LEGAL ADVISOR!

Nick, You NEED to add Montegraph to the AI voices. When he tries to add those to his lawsuit, everything you said will turn into parody and it will become a copyright issue.
Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.
 
Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.
Several people who haven’t read the fucking thread have suggested this multiple times to Nick in the past 24 hours. It’s almost as if Nick himself has multiple alts here.
 
Several people who haven’t read the fucking thread have suggested this multiple times to Nick in the past 24 hours. It’s almost as if Nick himself has multiple alts here.
This post has two sentences, and the second does not appear to have anything at all to do with the first, unless you mind expanding on what you are trying to imply.
 
This post has two sentences, and the second does not appear to have anything at all to do with the first, unless you mind expanding on what you are trying to imply.
I’m saying that people not reading the thread and shitting it up with what they think is an original brilliant idea remind me of Nick. Am I being detained, officer?

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