Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

 

[Strix454]

Yeah. If your coke whore is moving from one guy to the next with cum all over her, that is still kind of a hygiene issue Nick. And also really gay.

 

[Bogliacci]

So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

Thats the thing. He doesn't.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

Welcome to the last year of Nick’s narrative of “the REAL story.”

 

[Strix454]

Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

In the same way Nick has convinced himself that he isn't a cuck while Aaron in NIck's mind is a cuck.

Nick is the master of gaslighting and self-delusion.

 

[AnOminous]

Welcome to the last year of Nick’s narrative of “the REAL story.”

Oh yeah. I forgot that. Didn't Nickhole promise us "the real story" at some point?

What has he delivered? NOTHING. JACK FUCKING SHIT.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Yeah. If your coke whore is moving from one guy to the next with cum all over her, that is still kind of a hygiene issue Nick. And also really gay.

He's really disparaging that April gal; she's either:

A. a dirty hoe or
B. a dirty hoe

 

[yoursavior]

He ain't got no functioning synapses left and a redemption arc is futile. That's why imho the Vegas meetup with the nonces feels like a kamikaze mission. He will divulge every single private detail (pics, videos, texts) whether hacked or not related to Aaron and go on a John Belushi-esque spiral into hell.

I don't even understand why he'd be willing to go.
If you took Rekieta at face value over what he's saying. Wants to be on the road to a sober life and not go to jail, while being a better father to his children. Why would you think it'd ever be good to step a single foot in Las Vegas this early in your new sobriety. Too much temptation there. Hell better point, WHY would you want to go to Vegas if you can't drink or do fun shit?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hell better point, WHY would you want to go to Vegas if you can't drink or do fun shit?

Nick always does whatever the fuck he wants to do. Can’t wait to see how that continues to work out for him!

 

[Vibralldo]

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He's really disparaging that April gal; she's either:

A. a dirty hoe or
B. a dirty hoe

Telling the entire world that is more humiliating than sharing a nude with a single friend

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even understand why he'd be willing to go.
If you took Rekieta at face value over what he's saying. Wants to be on the road to a sober life and not go to jail, while being a better father to his children. Why would you think it'd ever be good to step a single foot in Las Vegas this early in your new sobriety. Too much temptation there. Hell better point, WHY would you want to go to Vegas if you can't drink or do fun shit?

Because he's literally a faggot. He wants to go to Vegas to do fag shit. Because he is a fag. A homo. It's just want what he wants to do.

He is a faggot queer-ass. He should commit suicide immediately.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

That’s the thing that forever puzzles me. Even when he wasn’t at risk of going to jail or close to doing drugs so much of his issues could have been solved by an alarm or schedule, so much so he’d keep saying as such, and yet he never ever would.

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out. There is no digital alarm on God’s green earth that can wake someone up if they’re medically unconscious. He’d need to set one up that dropped a bucket of water on him or injected him with adrenaline or narcan or some equally heinous shit.

Edit: I, Retard

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Just to provide a bit more context: the tweet by @John Andrews Stan mentioned earlier was about Aaron eating Rekieta’s cum. Rekieta has been tweeting a lot in threads about Aaron today—a topic that seems to be a comfort zone for him when he’s feeling down.

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Nick really doesn't seem to understand that this does nothing but make him sound like a whiny little bitch that was spurned by an ex-lover, while simultaneously reinforcing the fact that he is a cuck.

This kind of behavior is what I would expect from a BPD teenage girl, rather than a midwestern, middle aged ex-lawyer junkie "in recovery" that is a regretful and resentful father.

Unless Nick is going to troon out and become the inner BPD teenage girl he clearly is.

 

[CoomerTine]

Someone needs to tell Nick that letting another dude eat his cum is not a flex

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out. There is no digital alarm on God’s green earth that can wake someone up if they’re medically unconscious. He’d need to set one up that dropped a bucket of water on him or injected him with adrenaline or bar an or some equally heinous shit.

This is some scary Michael Jackson type shit (was so drugged up he had someone watching the machines he was hooked up to so he didn’t die)

 

[Melty Butter]

Just to provide a bit more context: the tweet by @John Andrews Stan mentioned earlier was about Aaron eating Rekieta’s cum. Rekieta has been tweeting a lot in threads about Aaron today—a topic that seems to be a comfort zone for him when he’s feeling down.

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Right, and the idea is that this is his drum roll for Hackamania in which he's supposedly going to provide proof of the cum, correct?

Which... just... does anyone care? (I suppose a couple hundred at Hackamania do.)

I cannot even begin to muddle through what the play is here: April on audio telling the story? Revealing DMs telling the story? A stupid fridge for Dax/Nick/Melton to yak yak about?

Go for it, guys. I never thought I'd agree with Vito on anything, but this entire thing reeks.

The rational question would be 'why the fuck does Nick think this is a good idea?' but rational questions left the room a long time ago.

I rely on the kindness of long-time Ethan Ralph a-logs to get me through this current arc.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out.

Oh, absolutely. Instead of wasting taxpayer dollars on a fancy texting system just to remind Rekieta to take a drug test, they should just cut out the middleman and text his mommy directly. That way, she can make sure her little boy wakes up on time like a responsible adult.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick really doesn't seem to understand that this does nothing but make him sound like a whiny little bitch that was spurned by an ex-lover, while simultaneously reinforcing the fact that he is a cuck.

That's what it does though. It makes him look like a homosexual weakling who is incredibly angry that his gay lover jilted him. And then he reinforces that his ex-gay lover fucked his wife, making him the most gigantic cuck in existence.

He is literally too stupid to understand how pathetic he makes himself look.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out.

Nick doesn’t wake up, he comes to.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Oh yeah. I forgot that. Didn't Nickhole promise us "the real story" at some point?

What has he delivered? NOTHING. JACK FUCKING SHIT.

It's not his story to tell anymore.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Which... just... does anyone care?

Exactly. The fact that he thinks anyone really gives a shit, and that he, for some truly inscrutable reason thinks he needs to provide proof of such, is just so incredibly deranged, not to mention cringe that it's almost enough to make anything thinking about it suffer a hemorrhagic stroke.

He is literally too stupid to understand how pathetic he makes himself look.

That is just truly frightening levels of both stupidity and lack of self-awareness on Nick's part.