DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

LOL

If he made a crass joke 2 years ago he'd say "THAT WAS YEARS AGO" to defend himself against detractors.
But playing a game 2 years ago? That literally just happened! This nigger's relationship to language is unironically Orwellian.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

we are at peak times if dsp is bringing tip totals from a previous stream.............. my god

what a sad fucking existence and still begging at current time $182 of $300 for a marathon tomorrow.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wait, did he carry over tips from one to another stream???

Cause I called it like a month ago.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

Wait, did he carry over tips from one to another stream???

Cause I called it like a month ago.

Yes $100 from this morning

 

[KevJ]

Is the real king Michael retarded?

Carry over the goal and fail ? No way. Fake anon bomb incoming

 

[RougeRed]

There was a bit from the first stream today I thought was pretty funny. Him saying that the game is boring and there's nothing he can do to make it entertaining just got me. I know it isn't the first time he has said this, but it is still funny that he doesn't seem to know that other streamers can make gaming content entertaining even if the game itself isn't. I don't watch many other streamers, but Jerma is one of them. I've seen him play some of the stupidest, shittiest, most boring games in the world and had a great time watching it. Something about Phil directly admitting that he can't do the one thing that streamers are supposed to do was just extra funny to me.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

He's having another Skorn meltdown about not hitting the goal and getting the marathon tomorrow. Says he can't even concentrate on the game and his skills are off because he's stressed and upset about the goal lmao.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yeah, last 30 mins were a meltdown after an hour earlier of going clown mode "Extended Mag!" Song.

Last second anon tip saved the stream too. That was either fake or pre-planned.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

Bro got a Anon $88 tip and one final cod match what the actual fuck is happening

 

[Mature Adult]

Remember, he switched from goal streaks to goal milestones to reduce the stress of not hitting goals.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It's really funny because he always gets exact amounts from Anon for every marathon goal. It's almost like it's not real. Always a tip btw.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It's really funny because he always gets exact amounts from Anon for every marathon goal. It's almost like it's not real. Always a tip btw.

He needs to lie and say he got a surprise super thanks that's hidden and can only be seen by Philip himself.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Are we still felted after DSP bent his "rules" and tipped himself to get his chance to stuff his fat face on stream?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Can someone explain the "I'm 6 feet tall- oh I mean 5 foot eleven" tism? Recently I went an ardous pigpiggo voyage and that phrase comes up multiple times.
"I'm just under six feet and 200 lbs."

 

[myone]

It's really funny because he always gets exact amounts from Anon for every marathon goal. It's almost like it's not real. Always a tip btw.

That's not really surprising. His dents are really para-social with their gout-lord. If needs 84 bucks to reach a goal, it shall be delivered. Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[DerelictOnion]

They can't fail their master, because in the end it is their failure too. Phil says it himself - it is their goal, their responsibility. Paying him is their one opportunity to stop being failures and to show others that they can be successful. Basically, when Phil wins, they do too. In their own heads, of course.

 

[McSneaks]

Wait, did he carry over tips from one to another stream???

Cause I called it like a month ago.

No but you don't get it he's doing it for YOU because YOU want to see the marathon.

It doesn't matter how you give him money, as long as you give him money, so he can do it for you. He's a hero in control of his own destiny.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

There was a bit from the first stream today I thought was pretty funny. Him saying that the game is boring and there's nothing he can do to make it entertaining just got me. I know it isn't the first time he has said this, but it is still funny that he doesn't seem to know that other streamers can make gaming content entertaining even if the game itself isn't. I don't watch many other streamers, but Jerma is one of them. I've seen him play some of the stupidest, shittiest, most boring games in the world and had a great time watching it. Something about Phil directly admitting that he can't do the one thing that streamers are supposed to do was just extra funny to me.

It doesn’t help that he always chooses the most bland and vanilla ways to play most games.

He could have made a mage or increase the difficulty to make things interesting. Nope just make an orc spam attack and face tank everything.

He does the same shit with FromSoft games. How many times has he played through the entire FromSoft catalogue and not once has he done a NG+ run. It’s always a fresh playthrough that ends up with him over leveled running around in full heavy armor with a great sword or some OP weapon suggested by chat face tanking everything.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The $88 tip that saved the stream, marathon, and indeed the business was very weird.

It came in from anonymous and Phil said it had “!tip” but no message. “Must be from someone who’s never tipped before.”
X

Then OBS crashed and he was black screen for 3 minutes. It was allll very strange.

 

[Iron Father]

Can someone explain the "I'm 6 feet tall- oh I mean 5 foot eleven" tism? Recently I went an ardous pigpiggo voyage and that phrase comes up multiple times.
"I'm just under six feet and 200 lbs."

Insecurity.