India-Pakistan Conflict - Land Of The Indus Versus Land Of The Pure

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So we got the Pakistanis who run around like a chicken without their head and will kill for honor vs the indians who are too prideful (and stupid) to just copy paste Israel/American/soviet tech instead trying to make their own.


Yeah this is far more entertaining than watching the Israelis curb stomp a bunch of Arab cousin fuckers. With that one you knew what would happen (Israel would erase the Gaza strip). Here? Who knows what could happen! will Pakistan win? or maybe india? or maybe china will join on the fun too!

 

[One Angry Computer]

India worships cows, which is a mammal... just like hedgehogs.

>Schizo-tier religious lore
>Deplorable sanitation
>Sense of inherent superiority
>Incest

Holy fuck, you might be onto something!

 

[The sticky sock]

It will be a nice change of pace to not hear Alluha ahkbar every 2 seconds while watching these videos, I have my Indian accent down I just need to know if a pakistani sounds any different while reading these update in my head.

 

[Lokenstien]

This begs the question; which nation channels Chris-chan the most?

Can it really be any nation other than America? He's our very own born and raised antichrist. I'm a little insulted that he moved to Scandinavia for his twilight years considering his personal demon is so ingrained in English speaking internet culture.

 

[Barry McKockner]

I just need the scammers in India to get nuked.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

India literally just released some gay amv of indias being killed in their poo language stream to justify whatever they did
It was really badly edited

Is this real life? why is there an ad for curry on their war declaration? How fucking capitalist did these Indians get?

 

[Tyrant_1]

THE FUCK STEVE THIS ISN'T LIVELEAK (RIP)

Spoiler: NSFW GORE PIC

Edit: OOPS, forgot to spoiler NSFW image, so sorry Saars.

 

[AnZero]

India literally just released some gay amv of indias being killed in their poo language stream to justify whatever they did
It was really badly edited

Well AI can't edit videos yet I don't think so that may be why.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

I am severely annoyed that the thread highlights contain so little useful information.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Camera man died like an hour ago no joke

wait actually wtf happened? i thought it was on a tripod

I was watching Agenda-Free TV earlier and heard the missile whistle before the livestream suddenly cut to black. I think the Pakis found out where the camera was and hit it.

I think Steve said that the official word on the camera man is that they evacuated and shut the camera down because the area became too dangerous, but he suspects that the Indian government didn't want the stream up and I think I agree with those suspicions.

 

[AnZero]

THE FUCK STEVE THIS ISN'T LIVELEAK (RIP)
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Reports say victims walked away with minor injuries.

 

[Lokenstien]

I just need the scammers in India to get nuked.

They're actually the cockroaches of India. The whole subcontinent could get nuked and Kitboga wouldn't even see a dip in activity.

 

[147573952589676412927]

You'd think that with all the fucking advances in AI or fuck, even just MANUAL LABOR, these days that fucking war announcments could be fucking subtitled so the fucking rest of the world knows what the fuck is going on.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

It will be a nice change of pace to not hear Alluha ahkbar every 2 seconds while watching these videos, I have my Indian accent down I just need to know if a pakistani sounds any different while reading these update in my head.

sarrr sarrr the Pakistanis are mulism they also allah akbar

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

They're actually the cockroaches of India. The whole subcontinent could get nuked and Kitboga wouldn't even see a dip in activity.

You're walking the post nuclear wastes, you see a pay phone, how odd you think. It starts ringing, you pick up. Suddenly you hear:


HELLO SAR MY NAME IS JOHN U R UNDER ARREST PLEASE GIVE ME $35,000 IN GOOGLE PLAY CARDS.

 

[AnZero]

I am severely annoyed that the thread highlights contain so little useful information.

We are just hanging out at this point. Nothing is happening. Chuddy predictions seem to be right. Very boring. missiles hit Kashmir and then stopped. Minor gunfights and planes ALLEGEDLY shot down. No air traffic over Kashmir/Pakistan as far as i can see. Likely to be a Nothing Ever Happens. See Ukraine v Russia, Israel v Palestine for reference.

 

[Tablet County]

I am severely annoyed that the thread highlights contain so little useful information.

As it turns out a religious sect/tribe of cannibals straight out of Bone Tomahawk are more interesting than a pair of allegedly-developed nuclear powers trying to kill each other.

 

[draggs]

THE FUCK STEVE THIS ISN'T LIVELEAK (RIP)
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Where are the 1997 video game cutscene tanks and planes superimposed over all this, this is not amazing Indian kino like we had earlier!

 

[Vining]

India literally just released some gay amv of indias being killed in their poo language stream to justify whatever they did
It was really badly edited

Is this real life? why is there an ad for curry on their war declaration? How fucking capitalist did these Indians get?
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I mean, there was an Applebee’s ad after the CNN announced the start of the Ukraine war.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I mean, there was an Applebee’s ad after the CNN announced the start of the Ukraine war.

A depressing state of things.