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Seconded. If I'm going to alog one of the two I'm picking the homewrecker who let his favorite child get into the coke while he let his mother get banged by her surrogate dad in the next room.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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The only thing Nick has over Alex is being an non practicing lawyer
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I'm terribly late but I'm surprised at how many kiwis from this thread ended up getting banned. Alex is such a massive autistic shitstorm he continues to bring users down with him. Incredible.
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Welp, it's the Alex AI-generated Math Olympics. How many do you think he can actually solve?
Not gonna post the full image, because it's just AI math. Topics range from Algebra to Calculus 2 (iirc).
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On one of his previous posts, Alex comments that he is a rip-off of "Sight". The transgender arc odds just went up.
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Not gonna post the full image, because it's just AI math. Topics range from Algebra to Calculus 2 (iirc).
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On one of his previous posts, Alex comments that he is a rip-off of "Sight". The transgender arc odds just went up.
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More like Sight is one of your self-insert wish fulfillment magical realm DMPC.
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"Roll to gauge out my own eyeballs."
"Roll to cut off my legs."
"Roll to have the monster cut off my arms."
I'd hate to be a healer/priest in that party.
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Sorry for the double-post, but...
TRANSGENDER ARC HAS STARTED!
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TRANSGENDER ARC HAS STARTED!
I was so unsatisfied about how I look that I was actually thinking about burning my face with boiling water or acid, but I google image searched how that would end up and that would be a nightmare and I would look way worse than I already do, plus, it would be extremely painful and I would be mocked and ridiculed even more. So I'm just gonna keep my face intact, but I'm thinking if becoming a trans women.
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Yeah, sorry. It's 2 AM, but I didn't notice the post until my previous Alex archive update was already uneditable. I'm going to sleep...
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Hyaluronic acid is not that kind of acid. And becoming trans won't magically change your face.
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Where my money at?
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Well kiwis, we called it. I'm sure bear faggot is already taking credit. Maybe these two crazy kids will fulfill their destinies and be the first two (ex) kiwis to get married and awarded that kiwi marriage badge of horror.
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LMFAO i fucking knew it he was going to troon out, like a jew converting to Islam to avoid being sent to the gass chambers
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I think we all more then half expected this to happen, even if we never posted it directly.
Incel to troon pipeline gains another point of confirmation.
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Alex Hogendorp - "I am very smart. I have a 115 IQ"
Also Alex - "I had to Google if burning my face off with acid would be a good idea."
Also Alex - "I had to Google if burning my face off with acid would be a good idea."
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I actually hope he doesn't troon out because an Alex Buffalo Bill arc will lead to dead children. He's already unhinged, imagine how bad it would get if he chopped his dick off.
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The troon arc is getting closer and closer.
@NaggotFigger was reading some old posts from the thread and this edit of your Alex Jak needed to come back.
@NaggotFigger was reading some old posts from the thread and this edit of your Alex Jak needed to come back.
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The great thing about the name Alex is that it's unisex, so he doesn't even have to change his deadname
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I'm still holding out for Lilith or one of the other classic faggot names.