Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Xev]

He might use his sister's name and attempt to Single White Female her.

 

[Sandnigger]

He might use his sister's name and attempt to Single White Female her.

Ok, that sounds funny.

 

[Dead Lion]

In today's episode alex in anxious about something (probably us). He also posts transition goals.

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Anxiety is overbearing even if you're trying to be positive and that you acknowledge your surroundings, why?

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I want to look something like this. Iwai-san from Noushintou Hoshi's manga. I want to be cute.

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>Cute
>Girl looks like a med student during finals week

you do you alex, you won't look even close to a real woman anyway

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wasn't Alex's mom's excuse for his retardation that Alex doesn't fit in anywhere and will do stupid shit to try and belong to any community? I sure hope they are supportive of his transgender journey. He won't have any regerts when he chops his dick off.

 

[crackers breakfast]

He might use his sister's name and attempt to Single White Female her.

alex lily orchard arc

 

[Sandnigger]

In today's episode alex in anxious about something (probably us). He also posts transition goals.

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Anxiety is overbearing even if you're trying to be positive and that you acknowledge your surroundings, why?

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I want to look something like this. Iwai-san from Noushintou Hoshi's manga. I want to be cute.
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>Cute
>Girl looks like a med student during finals week

you do you alex, you won't look even close to a real woman anyway

DO NOT LOOK FOR THE SOURCE OF THIS MANGA. Suffice to say, Alex I hope you also get HIV you sick fuck.

 

[Axiom.]

Remember when everyone thought his mom got verified that the thread would die due to future "lack of content" because Alex's family got more involved to keep him off the Internet? I remember.
I thought Alex was already a tranny, tbh.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Remember when everyone thought his mom got verified that the thread would die due to future "lack of content" because Alex's family got more involved to keep him off the Internet? I remember.
I thought Alex was already a tranny, tbh.

Yes, Alex was already a tranny, he already has a tranny name, "Ankaa". This isnt even a recent thing, he did this in 2022 on his wikitubia iirc.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

The troon arc is getting closer and closer.
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@NaggotFigger was reading some old posts from the thread and this edit of your Alex Jak needed to come back.

Original, should anyone wish to edit it.

Forget who posted this one

My own edit.
Double edit: made another

DO NOT LOOK FOR THE SOURCE OF THIS MANGA. Suffice to say, Alex I hope you also get HIV you sick fuck.

Okay you piqued my curiosity, what's it about? And what are the fucked up parts without showing me (or spoilering the images)

 

[Dead Lion]

DO NOT LOOK FOR THE SOURCE OF THIS MANGA.

They told me not to do it. They dared me not to do it.

Spoiler: and i did it anyway

I have no idea what the fuck This (A) is. The description goes

A story about a man with social anxiety disorder who gets messed up with love. BL, there are depictions of violence.

Compared to the shit i had to scroll through on her twitter to get to this fucking thing it looks tame. But damn isn't Hoshi's art very unnerving. I think It's about this Iwai guy meeting another faggot and having very brutal gay sex that ends up with him all bandaged up.

She does have a very cute bunny rabbit that she does not know how to handle correctly.


Don't pick up or hug bunnies like this their skeleton is made out of paper you will hurt them

This is how you do it (ALEX NO PUT YOUR DICK AWAY IT HAS ALL IT"S LIMBS)

Suffice to say, Alex I hope you also get HIV you sick fuck.

That would require him to leave his house to either share a heroin needle or have sex. He's safe unfortunately.\

Edit: the archive broke, i don't have time to download 30 pages of insane people drawings right now but I'll get around to it.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Remember when everyone thought his mom got verified that the thread would die due to future "lack of content" because Alex's family got more involved to keep him off the Internet? I remember.
I thought Alex was already a tranny, tbh.

He is, he just hasn't done anything other declare he is a woman though. It's not quite the same.

 

[Dead Lion]

He is, he just hasn't done anything other declare he is a woman though. It's not quite the same.

He also became friends with a guy who jerks off to baloons and had a very entertaining conversation with him for all to see in the DA comments section

 

[Sandnigger]

Okay you piqued my curiosity, what's it about? And what are the fucked up parts without showing me (or spoilering the images)

Spoiler: Do not expose manga to face

Very islamic link

Spoiler: Description

From what I skimmed, it's about a girl who gets forced into prostitution by her boyfriend, gets fucked in public bathrooms, gets abused (beaten into unconsciousness, have cigarettes extinguished on her flesh), gets pregnant and HIV, and I stopped there because I wanted to take my eyes out like that guy from Even Horizon. Also, the art is pretty bad quality, it's like a poor man's Methamorphose.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Alex is playing 7-D Backgammon, and we're all over here just eating Checkers.

What's wrong with eating a Big Buford you fucking rat bastard?

Wasn't Alex's mom's excuse for his retardation that Alex doesn't fit in anywhere and will do stupid shit to try and belong to any community?

Ouch. It sounds like Alex doesn't even belong under his own mother's roof. 'Mommy and daddy's little disappointment. Hopefully he'll find somewhere to fuck off to one day.'

I know where Alex belongs though. It's only the next step after trooning out.



Get in the pod Alex.

 

[Duke Nukem]

"Ha! I love that instead of derailing the thread into a discussion of mathematical theorems, they continue to call me a pedophile just because I'm sexually attracted to children!"

That's what Alex considers a win.

At the very least, he needs to talk to a professional about his messed up fetishes and deal with that problem first.

Sorry for the double-post, but...
TRANSGENDER ARC HAS STARTED!
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I was so unsatisfied about how I look that I was actually thinking about burning my face with boiling water or acid, but I google image searched how that would end up and that would be a nightmare and I would look way worse than I already do, plus, it would be extremely painful and I would be mocked and ridiculed even more. So I'm just gonna keep my face intact, but I'm thinking if becoming a trans women.

Source (a)

I don't know what to say about this without power leveling too much but he really needs not do either of these things.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Spoiler: Do not expose manga to face

Very Islamic link

Spoiler: Description

From what I skimmed, it's about a girl who gets forced into prostitution by her boyfriend, gets fucked in public bathrooms, gets abused (beaten into unconsciousness, have cigarettes extinguished on her flesh), gets pregnant and HIV, and I stopped there because I wanted to take my eyes out like that guy from Even Horizon. Also, the art is of pretty bad quality, it's like a poor man's Methamorphose.

It's Yaoi,
Also Alex your taste in Yaoi is absolute shit. This has to be the worst yaoi I've ever skimmed through. The plot is as shit as the artwork " didn't bother seeing the ending". You should be fucking ashamed of yourself ever sharing this piece of shit to begin with and fucking worst part you actually went though the trouble of translating this shit so you can read it did you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex has uploaded a new album titled "Pandoras Box", the cover art is an armless girl with math equations surrounding her, highlighting Alex's attempts to look smart. All of the "songs" are very long, usually lasting for over 10 minutes, the longest being over an hour long.

First I thought, "Didn't he already make an album named Pandora's Box?" and then I remembered that Pandora's Box was actually the name of the book he was allegedly writing.

So I guess writing words was too hard for the intellectual polyglot. Instead he used his brilliant talent of taking premade loops and copy pasting them together and claiming he is making original music. If this is an attack on AI, making music using Fruity Loops is pretty much primitive AI. Alex doesn't play any instruments. He has no sense of rhythm. He knows nothing of music theory.

I can confidently give Pandora's Box 0/10 and didn't even listen to any of the tracks.

 

[Axiom.]

I wonder if this is what Alex meant by saying he was inspired by Death Grips.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder if this is what Alex meant by saying he was inspired by Death Grips.

Not their music. Just the album cover that is a penis.

 

[Axiom.]

Not their music. Just the album cover that is a penis.

I honestly thought it was because it's clear Alex is very tone deaf and can only think what Death Grips sounds like to someone who hasn't heard of them.