🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Because he has to keep track of two (maybe three). He definitely always has one glued to his hand. However we have seen how bad his Xanax booze comas get and if he does that in Tijuana he’s lucky to have a shirt on his back when he sobers up.

Functional alcoholics manage to keep their wits about them, but even stone cold sober Ralph can’t keep his wits about him so he’s really fucked once he starts drinking.

This assumes he has any wits in the first place.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Wonder what bullshit Ralphamale folded to this time. He should stop playing dead, there are no mentions of him on twatter, it's not worth it.

He realized the last time he disappeared it made people talk to him and his view count went up a bit. So now this is just what he's going to do each time hoping that this episode of being missing will be the one to catapult him to back to stardom. He's literally got nothing else.

 

[porkWellington]

RIP KING

KEEP HIS MEMORY ALIVE WE NEED AT LEAST ONE CANDLEPOST ON EVERY PAGE

 

[HackerX]

He realized the last time he disappeared it made people talk to him and his view count went up a bit.

Interest went up a bit, but it didn't really translate into anything outside of xitter posts. His single stream was a complete dud, that should have been a massive red flag for Ralph.

I'm not of the belief the first time he died was a work, simply because Ralph is too addicted to xeeting his entire life. Just look at his Xitter activity between Colombia to Sandy Eggo. He was posting random shit, that no one cared about, non-stop. He was baiting "dew yall wann me too laave stream" repeatedly with no bites.

IMO, Ralph fucked up more than he knows by poisoning the well by never following through on travel streams or "can we reach da goal". His meager audience, nor the alogs, have any confidence that he'll do them at this point. Why would they? Minnesota, Colombia, and the million of others resulted in nothing. The lack of interest in his latest disappearance is a huge signal though because now the alogs don't even care, and the alogs are the only reason he hasn't killed himself according to him.

 

[Truly Rural]

I'm not of the belief the first time he died was a work

Nothing was ever a "werk". It's his version of "I was just pretending to be retarded" and he'll use it as long as there are people who believe he is deliberately coming up with dumb tricks. When things don't go well or smooth he calls it work. That's it, always was.

 

[Xev]

I'm guessing he finally made it back to his mexican jack shack and he's passed the fuck out from drugs. He will probably be in this state for a few days since that is how a filthy man-pig recharges his dwindling life force.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Nothing was ever a "werk". It's his version of "I was just pretending to be retarded" and he'll use it as long as there are people who believe he is deliberately coming up with dumb tricks. When things don't go well or smooth he calls it work. That's it, always was.

his whole life is a work. he's actually smart and skinny and disciplined and handsome but he's turned himself into a retarded slophog to totally own us.

 

[Sloppa]

I'm guessing he finally made it back to his mexican jack shack and he's passed the fuck out from drugs. He will probably be in this state for a few days since that is how a filthy man-pig recharges his dwindling life force.

Oh for sure, ralph is a weak little bitch like that.

 

[Punished Larson]

He was definitely the best dad anyone could ever ask for

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Nice of him to confirm that he got fucked by a troon.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He was definitely the best dad anyone could ever ask for
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Sorry, but this AI sloppa is all Ralph has to look forward to.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Personally I liked we all thought he was dead that one time and his last tweet about his plans to go to Colombia to fuck a tranny in the ass. Was such a fitting ending.

Rip Ralph we hardly knew you.

 

[Punished Larson]

He’s back

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is just anathema to content nowadays. He's so withdrawn and passive that if things aren't happening to him, then nothing is happening at all.

100% He’s like a Xanax snail. The only good content is when the snail attempts to leave his shell.

Operative word "Functional".

It’s something Ralph seems incapable of understanding when he romanticizes all these famous alcoholics, they were functional. They managed to work and accomplish things while being a drunk. Ralph is just a sloppy, non-functioning, alcoholic who constantly humiliates himself and destroys his life. But tbh I don’t think he’d be much different sober, but there would be less public humiliation.

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He’s back

Does Ralph not remember his last trip to visit “muh son” ended in his making drunken ass of himself in Tijuana public bathrooms, bridge burning with Dax, suicide baiting and then “rehab”?

His recent trip seems like par for the course stuff. Maybe he got his phone, purse and his purple retard passport stolen by a hooker this time and he’s dead broke too. I guess that could make it the hardest trip yet. Ralph no longer has the extra money to bail himself out of the self-created disaster.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Well done, faggot. You successfully made a journey home because you threw yourself on the mercy of the paypigs again.

How the fuck do you live?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Well done, faggot. You successfully made a journey home because you threw yourself on the mercy of the paypigs again.

How the fuck do you live?

if you call that livin'

 

[MilkSports_2018]

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Every time the gunt puts "lol." on the end of a phrase you know he is putting on the ralphamale persona on overdrive and he is in a full-on cope mode.

He rarely ever uses "lol" when he speaks on the show or to other people, the word "lol" (when used on his twitter) is simply a rhetoric vehicle for the gunt to show a trace amount of humility and its also a sign he will say a half truth and attempt to downplay something humiliating he went through.

 

[Truly Rural]

N / A

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

N / A

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Funds have to be at zero right now and he can't stream? Did he lose the laptop? Not pay for power or internet? Get evicted?

 

[Sloppa]

N / A

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If he is full pizza face my little theory of him being forced to walk the 20km from the airport will be proven correct.