Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%
  • Total voters
    293
John Andrews Stan said:
Branca is back to talk about fat people with Nick.

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I am so happy for Nick, the One out of Two people on Earth still willing to bat for him reappears after profiting solo on his own trial stream.

Nick Rekieta, from Lawtube Lynchpin to Reservist Retard. :semperfidelis:
 
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Nova902 said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMOiCzR_BCo voice change cope
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"When you don't stream for a while and you're not used to streaming and your voice changes."

They're not saying his voice sounds different to the last time he streamed, they're saying his voice constantly changes during the same stream, right after he takes a "break", coinciding with a behavioral change that's very similar to when he was admittedly getting high off whippets before his sentencing.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Branca is back to talk about fat people with Nick.
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Imagine how sad it must be to be Nitrous Nick. The only things that bring him joy are mocking others; slowly scrambling his brain with whippets; and obsessing over his one true homo love, Aaron Imholte.

It’s a truly pathetic existence, needing daddy government to keep an eye on his self-destructive habits just so he doesn’t drag his family down with him. He even pretends to like trial streaming just to keep daddy government from making him get a real job.

Imagine being Nicholas Rekieta.
 
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Vibralldo said:
They're not saying his voice sounds different to the last time he streamed, they're saying his voice constantly changes during the same stream, right after he takes a "break", coinciding with a behavioral change that's very similar to when he was admittedly getting high off whippets before his sentencing.
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Nick knows his remaining fans are absolute morons who believe every bullshit story he comes up with. And like all sociopaths, he gets off on getting over on people.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
One thing is hilarious to me beyond measure.

Didn't all those letters to the court put such a massive emphasize on how Nick is the designated family driver, driving 120 miles daily to chauffeur the kids?

Did they not ask for lenience because Nick needs to be there to drive them around?
What is he doing now daily? Sitting at home, not driving the kids.

So that was a big fucking coordinated lie wasn't it?
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Yeah it was, but tbh I don't really want him to be driving the kids around, for their sake. So I'll give him a pass on this one.
 
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Nick throws his wife under the bus constantly. His family is most useful to him as a shield from taking any accountability.
- it's HER destroyed body that ruined his cockfuntime (yet he kept fucking kids into her)
- it was HER idea to swing (per faran)
- SHE cheated first (on a star trek app)
- SHE gave him a bloody nose (not the cocaine he and his daughter tested hot for)
- SHE can't or won't drive any kids anywhere AND she signed them up for everything
- she's the reason he's up at 4am being a retard on the internet

I'm sure this list isn't even covering the tip of the iceberg. He does it just as often with his children (trying to get out of traffic tickets, running late, having to exit stream, lying about being starving to concerned adults, not washing themselves or doing all the laundry and housekeeping after he chased the hired help off, etc).
 
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Here's a timeline of the so called "woke up for 4AM ramen" bullshit:
(all timestamps MN time)
  • Tuesday 11:48pm: Patrick Melton starts streaming.
  • Tuesday 11:56pm: Nick Rekieta said he wasn't doing night shows because he was "hanging with the lady".
  • Wednesday 3:23am: Final message from Nick Rekieta in Patrick Melton's chat.
  • Wednesday 3:40am: Patrick Melton's stream ends.
  • Wednesday 3:54am: Rekieta replies (archive link) to a tweet on Twitter about the anniversary of his arrest:
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  • Wednesday 4:00am: The next morning, Nick Rekieta claims Kayla Rekieta woke him up at this time to make her ramen.
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  • Wednesday 4:14am: Rekieta was in the comment section of a Stallyn19 YouTube clip of Aaron Imholte to call him a bad interviewer. Approximate time based on looking at @daffodils' post.
  • Wednesday 8:26am: Rekieta blames Kayla Rekieta for his stream's late start.
Conclusion: Nick Rekieta is lying again.
He was in the chat within the last 20 minutes of Melton's stream, and then only had 6 minutes after his last tweet shortly after Melton's stream ended to go to sleep in order to be awakened by Kayla to make ramen at 4am. He didn't want to say that he was watching Melton and seething about Aaron, even though he did it publicly.

EDIT: I was alerted to the fact that Rekieta tweeted at 3:53am.

AltisticRight said:
Is this gainful employment?
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
And to a guy who supposedly needs to work regularly so he doesn't go to jail.
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The only thing Nick needs to do to comply with his probation is inform his PO if his employment has changed and permit searches of his workplace, which he already has to do because it's in his residence.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Nick knows his remaining fans are absolute morons who believe every bullshit story he comes up with. And like all sociopaths, he gets off on getting over on people.
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I think it's accidental and that Nick is too dumb for anything beyond basic planning.

Nick just naturally lies constantly and therefore drives everyone away except people dumb enough to believe him.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
The only thing Nick needs to do to comply with his probation is inform his PO if his employment has changed and permit searches of his workplace, which he already has to do because it's in his residence.
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I guess its a good thing that there isn't another residence nearby occupied by someone else he's close to that he might have access to on a regular basis that certain things could be stored at.
 
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