Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Kane lives in death]

What are the chances that the albino retard blew up notchs and the gofunds money on garbage because he was certain that he was going to win it anyways and now he has to pay ALL OF IT.

I will say this again because it worked when i wished billy would win this lawsuit in the first place:
Please god, let this happen, because it would be so fucking funny

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

 

[yt Oliander]

can we officialy call this whole story of karl lost vs King Billy, complete with obsession and defeat the "Ahab%", due to karl's self destructive obsession over Billy?

Low% Bitchless Blind Run (Tool Assisted)

 

[TheTourist]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

We're deep in the peanut gallery. We'd be reading an endless series of 'suffah silly bitchell' posts ad nauseum if the lawsuit cracked out in a different way.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

King Billy is the hot sauce Chad and video game player of the century! Where is your hot cause business and Harambe Kangz score? You are just a jealous Albino speedrun Gremlin.

 

[yt Oliander]

We're deep in the peanut gallery. We'd be reading an endless series of 'suffah silly bitchell' posts ad nauseum if the lawsuit cracked out in a different way.

No shit sherlock! What happened to good old fashioned schadenfreude? Can a man enjoy another man's suffering without a bitch in their ear telling them it's unseemly? Personally, I don't need a moral or justifiable reason to laugh at another human being.

 

[Lukie]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

It's very obvious why. Karl is a dysgenic, spiteful loser and Billy is rightfully stamping on his throat and has embraced the American heel architype by being a chad and selling product.

It's fun to see awful people getting their comeuppance and celebrating with people who are doing it.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I thought it was obvious that the king billy stuff was tongue-in-cheek, the guy looks like a drowned chihuahua and is a fag.

But if it makes Karl seethe then long live the king

 

[Wodanaz]

You do know he went on and recompleted all his records, on original hardware with witnesses right?

Then why wouldn't he just submit these new runs? Why would he go on an autistic crusade against Twin Galaxies, going so far as to include putting up his old scores on their site as part of the settlement to his lawsuit?

The reason is obvious: He doesn't like that he was caught cheating and that everyone knows it. If it were just about being known for your skill at a video game, Billy's new runs beating his old high score, complete with witnesses, would be sufficient, but they aren't. He unironically cannot take any accusation of cheating, and gets pissed when Twin Galaxies agrees to put his old scores up on their site, except in a special, sectioned off area which is distinct from all other scores.

Essentially, if Billy was truly operating under the logic that you are using to defend him, then you wouldn't need to do it in the first place.
Stop sucking his cock.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

King Billy reporting that Jobst has declared bankruptcy

Karl is making a joke and Billy is mocking his comments. Where did you get the "Karl has declared bankruptcy" from this? Are you dense?

Edit: changed the wording

 

[#lurker]

Imagine you're a runner in the Olympics, and one year you destroy the competition by getting a world record, completely legit. Now four years pass, it's time to compete again, and you decide you're going to take performance enhancing drugs. You win again but you don't beat your original record; you still cheated.
It doesn't matter that Billy has legit skill at the game and has gotten records on legit hardware. He used MAME and then lied about it, effectively cheating. It's that simple.

 

[BigPeanut]

*mistakenly submitted his otherwise legitimate playthroughs to the wrong category with no further evidence of cheating or malfeasance

Do remember that any "cheated" score has been undeniably performed legitimately both before and after those which are held in contention.

Karl Jobst has always had more confirmed and proven instances of cheating in competitions than Billy Mitchell, including completely fabricated and forged times submitted in an attempt to steal away prizes from others.

EDIT: All the bitter stickers in the world won't make me incorrect on this point.

gave you a “bitter sticker” for crying about stickers like a FAGGOT, even if you are right about whatever nerd shit you’re saying.

 

[Wodanaz]

He used MAME and then lied about it, effectively cheating.. It's that simple.

This is also simple: He never, ever, once admitted to this and repented. He has maintained over the course of like 40 years that he has never cheated in Donkey Kong. Even after getting caught with the MAME level transitions, and getting caught in the deposition claiming that a DK cabinet with a modified red joystick (all original joysticks are black) was the one he played on. Not to mention that he was standing next to a notorious colluding cheater referee in the pic. It is far past reasonable doubt territory, and yet the only person left to acknowledge this is Billy himself.
If he just admitted it and moved on, then people might forgive him... If it weren't for all those lawsuits* over the years. You can't really take those back.

*translator's note for retards: I am referring to every lawsuit, except for the one against Karl Lobst.

What a surprise, Billy is also in the habit of abusing copyright law. Shocking, I am shocked.

 

[BigPeanut]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

A lot of the autistic people here didn’t catch it was very funny and very ironic in the beginning, now it’s just unironic autists treating Billy as their new E-Daddy hero.

 

[yt Oliander]

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Imagine losing so completely to a guy that looks like Spoony aged up to 50, couldn't be me LMFAO

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

Well, I mean,, if he can't pay 1.8 million dollars, I guess all he can do is go bankrupt. Kinda Billy's fault, isn't it?

 

[TheTourist]

Kinda Billy's fault, isn't it?

No.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Sorry Karl there's no escaping paying the King, nor child support when your wife leaves you.

https://www.afsa.gov.au/i-cant-pay-my-debts/bankruptcy/consequences-bankruptcy/what-happens-my-debts

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Is even worse if he files bankruptcy! Billy can impose an embargo on all his assets AND future assets, plus an investigation on his accounts.

So basically, and this is the most amazing thing that could ever happens: Karl, in his stupidity, files for bankruptcy and pretends everything is fine... King Billy comes and says: "You know what Karl? I'm going to repossess your house, your car and froze all your accounts pending investigation! Oh and your YouTube channel? Now it's mine, so from this day forward you are gonna make a video per week endorsing Rickey's. And 80% of your revenue goes to me."

Please God, let that happen because it will be so fucking funny!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Well, I mean,, if he can't pay 1.8 million dollars, I guess all he can do is go bankrupt. Kinda Billy's fault, isn't it?

He does not have to pay 1.8, he should have already paid 700k of that to his own lawyers.

So its "only" 1.1 Million Kangaroo dollaroos left, which is about 660k $US.

Still a hefty sum, but something Karl should be able to pay back in ~5 years, while maintaining his own standard of living.
If he manages to retain a good portion of his Youtube audience, which it appears he might.

 

[big pauper]

I thought it was obvious that the king billy stuff was tongue-in-cheek, the guy looks like a drowned chihuahua and is a fag.

But if it makes Karl seethe then long live the king

billy is right at the age where you really can't tell if someone is genuinely self aware and riffing on it or if they're doing the baby boomer thing and pretending to be self deprecating as a weak defense mechanism for their ego, and he doesn't leave much to muse about the former.