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On a lighter note the two weeks thing has cracked me up this whole saga.
Becky in 2035 "Ugh, I can't believe that Daniel is marrying his GF, he only broke up with me two weeks ago after baby trapping and abusing me for 20 years."
What got me about this is that there is no such thing as a “first confirmation” in Catholicism — there’s just ONE Confirmation, and that happens closer to adulthood or in adulthood.
I don't like to "well, actually" people, but Confirmation for children is absolutely a thing in the Catholic primary education system, my school made a huge thing of it every year (I think it was around age 10?), as did many other the Catholic schools in my district.

I will concede that calling it "First Confirmation" is kind of dumb.
 
Becky in 2035 "Ugh, I can't believe that Daniel is marrying his GF, he only broke up with me two weeks ago after baby trapping and abusing me for 20 years."

I don't like to "well, actually" people, but Confirmation for children is absolutely a thing in the Catholic primary education system, my school made a huge thing of it every year (I think it was around age 10?), as did many other the Catholic schools in my district.

I will concede that calling it "First Confirmation" is kind of dumb.
Communion and Confirmation are two different things. As far as the timing of the sacraments, it goes Baptism, Eucharist, Confirmation....
Baptism is obviously done when you are a baby. Your parents and god-parents basically answer for you, declaring your faith and adherence to the Catholic Church. Eucharist, or First Communion, happens when you are around 9 or 10, which allows you to participate in the sacrament of Eucharist going forward. Confirmation takes place when you are around 15. It is basically a repeat of the Baptism, but you are now answering for yourself as an "adult". This is why you actually take an additional name as part of the Confirmation sacrament.
 
It is basically a repeat of the Baptism, but you are now answering for yourself as an "adult". This is why you actually take an additional name as part of the Confirmation sacrament.
Yes, I understand the differences, I went through all of it, I did this in primary school. I hated every second of it, we had after school curriculum in the lead up to it to prepare ourselves. I still have my gay little certificate they gave me for my confirmation when I chose my additional name. Eucharist and Confirmation were done at the same time in my school district/parish.
 
Yes, I understand the differences, I went through all of it, I did this in primary school. I hated every second of it, we had after school curriculum in the lead up to it to prepare ourselves. I still have my gay little certificate they gave me for my confirmation when I chose my additional name. Eucharist and Confirmation were done at the same time in my school district/parish.
That's interesting. Did your parish do both Eucharist and Confirmation when you were 9-10, or 15?
 
So, is this a new thing? I'm in my 50's, so all of my stuff happened in the late 70s and mid 80s. I haven't been active in the church or any religion in over 30 years, so I might have missed a memo.
This was in the mid 90s - early 00s (giving a range of years because I had siblings and neighbours I attended the celebration for). So definitely room for some variation in our experiences.
 
Becky has decided she doesn’t have custody even though her “divorce” isn’t legal and neither was her marriage, no one went to court to award custody and she lives in the same house as her ex and kid. She really is pregaming a gender-swapped “bitch wife took my kid (I make no effort to parent)” arc.

She really is telling on herself in terms of how little she cares for Hannah. Poor kid.

Also everyone including her ex’s mom, who she claims doesn’t really know English, totally definitely believes she’s in the right.
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So now Hannah's about to leave the house? Does she really think Daniel's going to keep paying a mortgage if the kid no longer even lives there? This is escalating fast. I wonder how much is real.

She really seems to have no idea about the law on any of this, to the same extent she simply refused to research anything about birth in the leadup to Hannah's. She'd know "custody" means a couple of different things and she wouldn't use "custodial parent" that way if she knew anything at all.

It's like all her ideas on this stuff come from half-remembered conversations she had as a teenager.

"Until she leaves the house." And Becky's not sad about losing access to her child in this circumstance, just that other people will not give her, Becky, the right amount of sympathy and care over the situation. Sometimes it's really sobering to see how deep Cluster B shit can go.
 
I’m not sure if “leave the house” means Daniel leaving with the kid to live somewhere else or a “when she turns 18 and moves out” sort of thing. The context doesn’t make it clearer. For Hannah’s sake, I hope it’s the former, but I know that’s 🌈.
 
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I’m not sure if “leave the house” means Daniel leaving with the kid to live somewhere else or a “when she turns 18 and moves out” sort of thing. The context doesn’t make it clearer. For Hannah’s sake, I hope it’s the former, but I know that’s 🌈.
The fact that judging from the syntax and tone she appears to feel the same about either possibility should probably be a foundation for an opening argument of some kind.
 
It's wild how fast she goes from "I'm supposed to be 100% responsible for the kid and never get any help with her ever" to "everyone only cares about the custodial parent, which is already definitely not me even though we've never set foot in a courtroom." She'll be back to talking about how she's Hannah's only caretaker by end of day.
 
Becky has decided she doesn’t have custody even though her “divorce” isn’t legal and neither was her marriage, no one went to court to award custody and she lives in the same house as her ex and kid. She really is pregaming a gender-swapped “bitch wife took my kid (I make no effort to parent)” arc.

She really is telling on herself in terms of how little she cares for Hannah. Poor kid.

Also everyone including her ex’s mom, who she claims doesn’t really know English, totally definitely believes she’s in the right.
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Clear case of "he-said, she's-becky"
 
Fuckin' called it. Abuse is loving Hannah more than Becky (a hard thing to do, naturally). While part of me hopes she's just in the BPD splitting mode and devaluing her daughter so that losing custody doesn't hurt and that she actually does care, the other part knows Hannah is better off having quite the distance from her mother until Becky has her shit together. Which is unlikely to happen, given that everyone either enables her or runs for the hills (and I don't blame them).
 
Wow. Becky's pissed off that she's not the custodial parents despite doing all-but-nothing for the kid and complaining about even that, but she's not going to actually fight to take responsibility for the kid, she's just gonna vilify the one parent who actually cares...

I guess she actually IS a man. Who knew?
 
We're ignoring the true victims in this scenario. Jackson and Sam(m) now have full custody of Becky.
She'd better watch out! The moment she stops packing their bowls and doing all the other stuff I presume she claims to do for them, I figure Cuckson and Sam-M will just resort to making out with each other rather than having to humor the sea-hag.

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This is one reason I hate the progressive nonsense. Whether it's poly, pronouns, or other shit; they require the listener to perform mental work to figure out what they mean. Pretty sure she means Jackson's mom; but we can't say that, it's the mother-in-law of her remaining husband, which would be Becky's mom, so she can't even get that shit right.

As for people loving Hannah more than Becky; yes, she's a child/toddler, you're a grown adult who should be responsible for yourself. Grandparents generally dote on their grandchildren, and they can do so without giving equal or better treatment to you.

As for all the mothers and extended family agreeing Becky was abused by the Kraut. I have a hard time believing you associate with people who only ever hurt you; and you managed to do so, if only to cry abuse. Im sure any agreements, if any, we're half-hearted and only to not cause problems. I also have a hard time believing Oma used enough broken English to say her son was bad to Becky.

As for the "divorce" Becky, Rebecca. If you truly want to be a victim; go to the courthouse and file to be absolved of all parental responsibility. Believe it or not, you can do that. Just do the paperwork, then concoct some lie that you were forced to sign under duress and your ex just loves taking advantage of you. It's that fucking simple.
 
She'd better watch out! The moment she stops packing their bowls and doing all the other stuff I presume she claims to do for them, I figure Cuckson and Sam-M will just resort to making out with each other rather than having to humor the sea-hag.

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That entire house wishes they had a thimbleful of the true awkward charm Noel Fielding exudes from every orifice.

God bless that weirdo, we need more of his kind of strange, and less of the kind that yearns to lurk under child beds.
 
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