Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Wargarbl]

Becky claims that Daniel wasn't kinky or polyamorous before her. I strongly suspect Daniel is actually not really that kinky and would probably like to have one partner at a time. My suspicions in this area are mostly due to him not participating in the depraved shit Becca, Jack and SAD get up to - sex clubs, FetLife, etc. I'm not saying this in defense of Daniel - kinky sexhaver or not, he's a douchecanoe - but I don't think kink is why he stayed.

Or at least not explicit kink; I do think he has a "thing" for Manic Pixie Dreamgirl wannabes and that's why Becca was enticing to him.

My impression upon re-reading this thread recently is that Becca and Daniel were really obsessively into each other. I actually don't think she's ever "loved" Jackson like she "loves" Daniel (scare quotes because BPD love is terrifying in its expression). Or at least she and Daniel had the passion that she's never had in other relationships.

Passionate relationships aren't necessarily loving relationships, but Becca and most BPDs don't get that - They're the type who will say if you're not fighting you must not actually care.

Maybe I'm totally wrong and Daniel is just as gross and "kinky" but I think he's just a fat, ugly German gamer bro who has a thing for a type of NLTOG he's seen pushed out by his precious Vidya and films.

You know. A loser.

I'm pretty sure Daniel collared Becky (for BDSM purposes), he may have done DD/LG with her, and there were rumors in the Riot days that he had driven off previous GFs/potential GFs with his kink desires. I do think you are correct that he's not in nearly as deep as the rest of the loser crew, and doesn't go to greasy gangbang club orgies that smell like the school laundry hamper after a track meet.

I'd also agree that Daniel & Becky had a more connected relationship than Jackson & Becky, but Jackson is a straight up lotto ticket and Becky has zero respect for him on any level. So that's a pretty low bar. A "passionate" relationship between them may be a stretch. Even when they were renting apartments, Becky was bring in other fat creepy losers like PunningPundit for additional sex while Daniel and Cuckson sat outside the room. If Daniel & Becky really did have a very active sexual relationship, this really speaks to how extreme Becky's hypersexuality is. I wonder if she ever gets desperate enough to fuck Jackson. Probably not.

I wouldn't classify younger Daniel as an ugly loser. That's what was so puzzling to us as to why he stuck with Becky. Here's Riot-aged Daniel:


Not hideous. He was also sociable enough to be selected as one of the early video hosts for LoL competitive matches. He had a nice career going at Riot, and was probably making good money. Becky was already pretty fat and awkward looking, and constantly fished for drama on Twitter. She was fired from Riot for being completely worthless when they were DESPERATE for archiving help, so that foreshadowed her career path. We couldn't figure out why Daniel was putting up with her insanity. The assumption was, she was giving him what he wanted sexually that previous GFs did not tolerate, and giving it to him often.

While age has not helped Daniel in the looks department, it may help him if he has mild kink tastes. People are probably willing to be a little more adventurous as they get older, so maybe he just dates a kind of weird chick instead of a BPDemon now.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

A "passionate" relationship between them may be a stretch

I meant passionate more like the makeup/breakup cycle. More in the chaotic sense of the term; emotions heightened to the nth degree. Intense feelings, ranging all over from hate to love (which aren't really that far apart). Obsession. That kind of thing. PunningPundit was also v passionate, even moreso because he was married and all that. Like, the more complications a relationship has - as pointed out by Tragi-chan - the "better" she perceives it as being.

The collaring thing is a tough call, imo, after rereading this thread over the past month. Becky is someone who clearly tops from the bottom and SHE is really into being collared. So a partner giving her a collar doesn't mean much to me. She literally begged them to do it and pouted openly on Twitter when collaring was removed or withheld. I am not convinced that Daniel is the one who initiated that.

I can buy Daniel liked/s rough sex, especially as a young man on top of his career with lots of women to choose from. But that's not very unusual. He's probably mellowed with age and isn't as interested in tossing girls around his room anymore.

I wouldn't classify younger Daniel as an ugly loser

He's not hideous, but he's not handsome by a long stretch. His hair is already thinning, he's got a goofy-if-cute face and he's got the soyboy expression to a T. Maybe ugly is too harsh; he's certainly not the elephant man. But my point is more that he felt he got a "hot" girl in Becky (before she got porky she was something of a butterface, at least) and as such tried to hang on with all his might.

Again, all just impressions I get from rereading his white knighting and the interactions with Becky during their "good" times.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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The Internet is truly a magical place.

How is Italian Quinceanera "creepy as fuck"? Or more creepy than "I'm such a tough TRANS MAN now but still too much of a pussy to point out whichever man raped me in the church bathroom and instead cope using the much less creepy strategy of starring in violent anal porn on reddit"? Or more creepy than a tranny's messy, filthy house?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Not hideous.

Yeah the thinning, oily mane, the half-assed chinstrap, the thoughtful pose that suggests the spiritual presence of a fedora, the chipmunk cheeks that scream "I have mumps"- I can see why he was popular with the ladies, back in the day.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She hates Hah-nuh so much.

 

[talk talk talk]

> Not a woman
> Complains about not being the center of attention on Mother's Day

That's our BPDecky!

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She hates Hah-nuh so much.

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Just… wow. ”Now that she’s here I no longer exist” - how is it even possible to be this much of a BPD cliché?

She should be carted off to a Victorian surgical theatre and studied by psych students. The public could come point and laugh at weekends.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Isn't it obvious? Becky isn't being pampered 24/7, therefore she's clearly being abused.

If she isn't high, getting fucked or playing video games there is a 100% chance with a 0% margin for error that she is being abuse to the brink of death and it is only by the grace of the Gods she doesn't believe in that she just barely is able to crawl to her phone to post a seething description of the abuse at the hands of the EVIL (Insert whatever thing she hates most here) to her Bluesky followers as the last bit of strength leaves her.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Becky claims that Daniel wasn't kinky or polyamorous before her. I strongly suspect Daniel is actually not really that kinky and would probably like to have one partner at a time. My suspicions in this area are mostly due to him not participating in the depraved shit Becca, Jack and SAD get up to - sex clubs, FetLife, etc. I'm not saying this in defense of Daniel - kinky sexhaver or not, he's a douchecanoe - but I don't think kink is why he stayed.

It feels like everyone is overlooking the obvious with BPD, but she clearly lovebombed him in a way he's never been lovebombed before. He wasn't terrible looking before, but he was a fucking forum janny turned League caster - it's not like he was drowning in pussy prior.

She probably texted him every hour, sent him nudes, fucked him at work, bought him stuff, really just made him the center of her world long enough for him to believe in her and put up with her nonsense. It's an extremely powerful tool to use and it's really effective if you target some weirdo, loner, foreign, forum janitor like Daniel was.

Daniel is breaking though his conditioning by interacting with regular or normal people (which is why the BPD will try and isolate you from friends/family) and realizing that he isn't the same person now as he was then and he can fairly easily have a happier life then he's had without Becky in it.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I sincerely think that Sam moving in marked the turning point in her relationship with Daniel.

Agreed. I think Daniel went along with it at first because he thought it would play out as "Becky devalues Sam, tells Daniel and Jackson they're her two true loves and no one else," and Sam would have been the end of her weird hypersexual hormonal acting out to deal with whatever after the birth.

Daniel thought this would be the relationship where he'd nobly kick Sam out of the house after Becky realized she'd made a bad choice and be her savior. Instead, Sam gets new Favorite Person status and she spent her days seething with rage that Daniel, whose income kept them all afloat, was ever asking her for anything. How dare he, when he's not her favorite any more? Stuff that she used to do with a performative smile now got an equally performative sneer. It's hard to deal with that level of someone turning on a dime, and that's the BPD specialty.

That "I no longer exist" post has some serious Evil Queen vibes. Enough to make me wonder how much of Hannah's neglect and head lengthening was due to Becky wanting to ensure she had an ugly, disabled daughter who would bring pity and sympathy rather than even having the possibility of a beautiful girl who stole all the attention away without ever meaning to.

 

[Stinkyboy]

"The mother in law of my remaining husband" would be Becky's mom.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"The mother in law of my remaining husband" would be Becky's mom.

I am almost certain she means her mother in law via her remaining husband, not of. Mami knows better than to come to California for Mother's Day, which would inevitably be spent rehashing Becky's terrible retconned childhood of unremitting abuse and munchausen's by proxy.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He "introduced her" to the same girl he took her on a walk with two weeks ago?

Jeez, I don't know whose short-term memory is worse, Hah-nuh's or Becky's....

Becky treats her daughter like a toy with accessories, only Becky gets to performatively parent for fetlifeboi’s sister and recruit a third dad for the poor kid and then put her down when she’s done playing. She parents in the same way kids do with their baby dolls. I feel so fucking bad for hahnuh when she’s old enough to talk and she’s not a little doll anymore but a tiny demanding person with the vocabulary to tell you to fuck yourself in that way only kids can. Becky is not going to have a good time when the kid can name all the ways she sucks as a mother and relay them back to Daniel. On a lighter note the two weeks thing has cracked me up this whole saga.

She hates Hah-nuh so much.

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Absolutely wild, Becky thinks cuckson’s mom is organizing this in Becky’s honor and not just begrudgingly including her in plans that were made anyway. My Mother’s Day lunch, not the woman organizing and paying for it who is also a mother but mine! My fanfic theory is that mama gerber invited Daniel to ruin this unearned holiday for Becky lmao. He’s more of the mother anyway, no?

Cordial relationship between Daniel and moneybags mama gerber also means Becky is unnecessary as a go-between should jack’s mom want to be generous and open an account or something for hahnuh. Seethe Becky! I hope he goes lol.

 

[Umaibae]

How is Italian Quinceanera "creepy as fuck"? Or more creepy than "I'm such a tough TRANS MAN now but still too much of a pussy to point out whichever man raped me in the church bathroom and instead cope using the much less creepy strategy of starring in violent anal porn on reddit"? Or more creepy than a tranny's messy, filthy house?

What got me about this is that there is no such thing as a “first confirmation” in Catholicism — there’s just ONE Confirmation, and that happens closer to adulthood or in adulthood.

This picture? It’s of a little girl doing her First Holy Communion. THAT is the Catholic Sacrament where little second graders get all dressed up. You can’t get confirmed when you’re a little kid.

Perhaps the lingering “wearing white” thing is a leftover image of being a “bride for Jesus” or something, but in the 1990s when the troon would have been doing this, that element was NOT part of First Communion. You got dressed up for a day, you got a lot of presents and money from family, and there was probably lots of cake at the church reception hall. You hung out with your friends and took pictures. Wow, so weird!

Leave it to a troon to make something that is so not sexual and make it sexual.

the thoughtful pose that suggests the spiritual presence of a fedora

Pure poetry right here.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

“bride for Jesus”

That's nuns, not first communicants.

The garb is meant to be reminiscent of your baptismal attire. In Eastern churches it is all done in one go- baptism, confirmation, first communion- with infants. This was the way in the earliest church and the Western church changed things up for various reasons not interesting to readers of this thread, later. But that's why the symbolism of baptismal purity remains.

Anyhow I'd made the mistake of not squinting and looking at those screencaps in depth earlier so I missed the hilarious detail that the fat devil pooner is 4'11.

 

[Sigmahat]

All eras of Daniel have the sexual appeal of a Taco Bell grease trap, but I do feel a smidge sorry for the dumb asshole for being stuck dealing with Becky for the rest of his natural life. Only a titch, since this outcome was incredibly predictable, but a non-zero amount of pity, well balanced by complete contempt- the only actual victim in this situation is Hannah.

That poor kid. I wish I believed anyone in her life gave enough of a shit to come save her, but it's pretty clear from her pitiful wee flat head that they don't.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I do feel a smidge sorry for the dumb asshole for being stuck dealing with Becky for the rest of his natural life.

He spent tens of thousands of dollars on medical and legal fees to guarantee this outcome. I feel less sympathy for him than I do for the owner of a brand new stinkditch.

 

[catalpa]

She hates Hah-nuh so much.

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Oh man. She's going to be one of those moms who's weirdly competitive with her daughter in a sick way. In 15 years she will be making Hannah's teenage body issues 10x worse by "relapsing" on her "eating disorder"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Oh man. She's going to be one of those moms who's weirdly competitive with her daughter in a sick way. In 15 years she will be making Hannah's teenage body issues 10x worse by "relapsing" on her "eating disorder"

Becca will try to seduce every boyfriend Hannah brings home.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Leave it to a troon to make something that is so not sexual and make it sexual.

They were probably molested, possibly in that Communion dress, so to be fair...