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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
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Her last post was 71 hours ago by my count. If she was on a hold it may take another day yet to flush her out of the ward- have to get all the followup ducks in a row for obvious liability reasons. If we don't hear from her by this time tomorrow I'm gonna start spinning up some theories.
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Remember that 3 day psych holds do not count weekends and holidays on the countdown clock, so if she went in on Friday Evening she wouldn’t get out til Wednesday morning.
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For all we know, she wanted an involuntary hold, even with the weekend stuff. What a brilliant way to get out of finals. "I wanted to be there but they wouldn't let me!"
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I’d have to think a stay in the psych ward is a repeat rodeo for avoiding finals. It would be great if it resulted in her adderall script getting yoinked.
Attractive Sexhaver
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It'll segue nicely into a "my parents abuse gave me CPTSD so bad I was institutionalised" twitter thread that will surely be the source material for a hundred research papers
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I think it’s pretty fucking contemptible if she’s wasting medical resources and labor in order to avoid taking a final exam. Some people spend days treading water in the psych ER waiting to get a bed at a psychiatric hospital that can actually start to address their crisis. And Vicky’s going there just for prn lorazepam, 3 hots and a cot? All paid for by someone other than her, ofc.
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behindyourightnow
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Given the type of fake excess-elite degree Vicky is pursuing, I doubt there are actually any final "exams". It's likely end-of-semester assignments, probably essays, that she's avoiding.
The funny part is that everything we know about Vicky's degree suggests that these assignments would be precisely the kind of bullshit make-work that generative AI is really good at imitating. It might take a couple of hours to go through and replace fake citations, but I bet she could use ChatGPT or similar to generate a passable assignment in less time than it takes her to even get to the ER.
(Do I approve of using AI to write your essays? No, I think it's extremely retarded to waste time and money on a college subject you're not going to bother engaging with. But is it a more sensible option than wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of medical resources? Yes.)
I don't know, it's just funny that Vicky's decision to jump on the anti-AI bandwagon (just like she jumps on every bandwagon she thinks will make her acceptable to the nebulous online disability crowd) is preventing her from easily solving her own problems.
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Any college professor worth their salt in their subject should be able to recognize today's AI essays within the first 100-200 words. They tend to be really circular: the individual sentences are coherent, but it's not getting to a point. It makes up references but if you're unstudied you can't find the real references... that would require you to actually hit the books and the point of this is not to have to do that. It would cook Vicky if she was ever found out too. Plagiarizing essays is a great way to get your ass in front of the Academic Probation people and give them a reason to kick you out of school with prejudice.
It would amuse me if the psych ward wouldn't let her bring the power chair onto the ward (safety reasons, don'cha know!) and made her use a manual wheelie throughout her stay.
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Essays are graded by hungover or drunk TAs who don't give a shit unless the student literally copies and pastes out of the course slides without changing the font. If the student wants to fuck themselves by paying to learn nothing, and the TA knows admin likely won't do anything if the student is in a Sacred Victim Caste, why should they create hours of work for themselves, just so they have to maybe deal with the loud fat stinky idiot next term when the worst the student gets is an Incomplete?
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How many hours are we on? If she was having to wait for a LCSW to catch up with the cases that came in over the weekend, that time should be winding down by now.
Anyone check the parents' socials recently?
Anyone check the parents' socials recently?
Attractive Sexhaver
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If you get a bullshit degree like Vicky, you have two potential jobs that pay taxes: someone who presents workshops to companies looking to check some diversity and inclusion boxes for liability insurance, or teaching dipshits like Vicky.
The school will run any assignments through TurnItIn or some other plagiarism detection software, and as long as it passes they’ll do their utmost to give every submission a passing grade. She could knock most assignments out on a single dose of adderall and call it good. But she won’t, because she has deconditioned her work ethic the same way she reconditioned her core muscles.
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I don't think she's on a psych hold. She gave us a clue with the last hospital admission: she refused to communicate when she was there. She said she went "non-verbal" and would only grunt to her medical team.
My theory is she decided to write a note stating that she was losing the ability to breathe, wheeled herself into the emergency room and presented that to triage. Now, with nothing wrong with her, but her refusing to speak, use text, write, or anything at all, they're stuck with her. Can you discharge a person who is refusing to acknowledge anything the doctor is saying?
My theory is she decided to write a note stating that she was losing the ability to breathe, wheeled herself into the emergency room and presented that to triage. Now, with nothing wrong with her, but her refusing to speak, use text, write, or anything at all, they're stuck with her. Can you discharge a person who is refusing to acknowledge anything the doctor is saying?
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If she sticks with that bit doggedly she could still get a psych hold. Threatening suicide isn't the only way to warrant one of those, being so incoherent or catatonic you can't take care of yourself works too.
behindyourightnow
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One funny thing: there have been zero new comments or questions on Vicky's most recent twitter threads since she vanished after talking about going to the ER.
The Kiwi Farms haters are wondering where she is. The social media disability activists who she ruined her life trying to impress don't actually give a shit.
The Kiwi Farms haters are wondering where she is. The social media disability activists who she ruined her life trying to impress don't actually give a shit.
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She’s been discharged or whatever. A couple of hours ago or so she retweeted a dumb post about MAID (lol) and this:
The irony. Anyway, can’t wait for her to start spinning the narrative.
The irony. Anyway, can’t wait for her to start spinning the narrative.
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The temptation to touch poo and say "hey what happened are you ok?" from a burner has never been higher. I think she's embarrassed and won't be forthcoming about her little adventure.
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Huh, wonder where all the folx who were going to wait on her when she's a vegetable went. Don't they know community is beautiful?
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Be patient. It is possible she signed on for the full 14 day(ish) psych stay on a voluntary basis, and that's why she's not Xeeting. Since she's got problems with her roommates and her living conditions being gross and she's kind of a drug seeking hot mess, being in a facility like that may seem like a good deal for her for the time being. No more Doordashing, the sheets are clean, etc. She also could have been held up in the sludge of intake and spent 1 or 2 days in the psych ER waiting for a bed, especially if she's doing the disabled mobility LARP and demands a private room and whatnot.
At this point I don't think it's at all likely she's inpatient in a non-psych hospital ward, because they let patients keep their phones.
Unless she was right about it all totally has some rare disorder and idk, keeled over and stopped breathing and is now in the ICU, just like she predicted could happen.
Christians place a high honor on people who go visit sick and incarcerated people to cheer them up.
Leftists don't really give a fuck. I'm sure the Kiwi Commentariat here present is more invested than any of Victoria's social media following or IRL friend group. (In fact they are probably trashing her while she's gone. That would be pretty normal.)
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