🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

My theory is that Ralph was scared to post anything because he embarrassed himself and decided a drug stupor was more fun. Finally crawled out from his security blanket to talk about the imaginary book.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

My theory is that Ralph was scared to post anything because he embarrassed himself and decided a drug stupor was more fun. Finally crawled out from his security blanket to talk about the imaginary book.

My theory is he had to take a bus from TJ.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

He must be locked out from his accounts. Maybe the other phone has the 2 factor. He said it was an iPhone he lost. Dumb turd didn't save any backup codes.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's back but needs a minute to think of a story that doesn't make him look like a broke mongoloid

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

I really hope he lost the retard passport.

 

[Sloppa]

His poor cats. Hope he had enough pesos to afford Food Mountain.

 

[niggercattle]

How are you a grown man

He's not.

 

[Red Dye #5]

If he is full pizza face my little theory of him being forced to walk the 20km from the airport will be proven correct.

BISH he walked 2 miles. What’s 20km, like half that? He would rather DIE than not put on a show. You know what you sound a little suspicious if you want to know the truth about it

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

He's not.

That's not truuuuue. He has grown quite a bit. Both around the waistline and in terms of debt.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's back but needs a minute to think of a story that doesn't make him look like a broke mongoloid

He’s saving it for the epic book! His adventures were so crazy and awesome he has to save it for the self-published chat gpt biography that’s definitely happening.

 

[RandomGibberish]

What if Ethan had to sell his phones to have enough money to go back to Mexico?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

What if Ethan had to sell his phones to have enough money to go back to Mexico?

Ask yourself this.

You're some dude and some big fat slobbering gringo smelling of unwashed armpit and spilled booze comes up to you slurring trying to get you to buy his cell phone, are YOU fucking buying it?

 

[sufferhorse]

he is saying he cannot stream until saturday because he either lost HIS ENTIRE BACKPACK with both phones AND computer. Or he got mugged again while drunk and high. Or he got rid of em because they where evidence.

EDIT: im calling it. he wont be streaming because its 100+ all week until saturday when it rains and drops down to 90
His setup cannot take that heat

 

[ddlloo]

Ok, taking bets as to whether he will have any new visible injuries.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Ok, taking bets as to whether he will have any new visible injuries.

wait to see if there's a surprise camera malfunction to hide them.

 

[Braphamut]

wait to see if there's a surprise camera malfunction to hide them.

If you loved his Noir Era you'll love his GWAR Era!

 

[Die For Me!]

Reminder Ralph still has to visit his son again for his birthday next week.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Reminder Ralph still has to visit his son again for his birthday next week.

If he leaves for Sandy Eggo right now and given his recent traveling experiences he’ll manage to be on time to see his loved son on time!

 

[Mynameisdark]

Reminder Ralph still has to visit his son again for his birthday next week.

It makes the Colombia trip look even more ridiculous. He's got his son's birthday where he promised to get him a gift, and Hackamania where he's been invited as a VIP. Ralph missed over two weeks of Killstreams. To make it to both events he needs to leave in 5~ days and miss even more shows. Sammi's 22cm (with diameter) better have been worth it.

 

[Um...]

Hackamania where he's been invited as a VIP.

Ralph a VIP? Where are you getting this information from?