DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil just created a brand new mascot for the ages:
Midlife Crisis Man

See how hip and chill I am, dents?!

This pig never ceases to amuse me when he tries to present himself as this happening rad dude.

 

[neger psykolog]

He was right. People are DO excited for this marathon!

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EDIT:

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Typical detractor leaving out the thumbnail. DSP is a famous internet celebrity and is wearing sunglasses because his future is so bright.


(The yes man from Fallout New Vegas is a subtle nod by the director to DSP's sycophant audience)

 

[Ardath]

I don't think he fakes tips, but I do think he has a few super toadies that he can call on in an "emergency" to give him money on demand.

He absolutely fakes tips, he has as much as admitted it in the past, the dents also donate to felt the trolls and show off for king Phil, no one tips him anon and leaves no message, his whole mentality is around the trolls, no way he lets the marathon not happen today, that was clearly a fake tip.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I don't think so. Because leading up to the anonymous tip he'd basically implied that he had a whale lined up who was "late"
"suspense is for pussies!"
"I know we'll hit the goal in the last hour I'm willing it"
"I think some people like to play around and think its funny to support at the last second."
"last minute shit that may or may not happen and it pisses me off."
I'm sure he sets things up behind the scenes and I think him simply faking the tip is too retarded

This. There are so many context clues going on here that I didn't even realize he didn't even thank the "first time tipper who is anonymous" $88 or celebrated after it.

You aren't going to get much actual evidence of proof out of a situation like this.

But to focus on if he fabricated the tip might distract from the real tomfuckery goin on here is how artificial and forced it all is. No one asked for goals or whatever the fuck is going on here. This is all his making and it's a tragedy how his dents got sucked into this little meta game of giving him money.

DSP made this arena and is clearly breaking his own rules so he can win in his little fantasy playground.

 

[Lord_Point]

Lmfao, bro is going to be downing white claws for his epic marathon. Move over 47 year old wine aunts, there is a new party animal on the block.

 

[Comma]

DSP just involved a person who he knows to be mentally handicapped in his scheme to gain money and drink alcohol:

 

[Julia Chang]

Kitbegya

 

[LieLieFyre]

DSP just involved a person who he knows to be mentally handicapped in his scheme to gain money and drink alcohol:

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No numpad keyboard. I think I'm gonna throw up.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Wow can't believe the dirty detractors talked about what game they wanted to see DSP play like shit which is basically cheating the poll so now he is skipping lost pause cause the secret detractor discord wants it

 

[Smokeski]

Phil's based. Making shit up to not do what he doesn't want to do is manly af. Detractors in their pozloading my neghole discords always coordinate to make Phil look foolish. Phil doesn't even need proof of this happening because that proof would be showing faggotry. The king has spoken and the dirty alogs can suck his hairy nuts.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Wow can't believe the dirty detractors talked about what game they wanted to see DSP play like shit which is basically cheating the poll so now he is skipping lost pause cause the secret detractor discord wants it

Why does this pollack nigger put games on the poll he doesn't want? He always vetoes it and blames DA TWOLLES. It's just his narc ego powertripping over his retarded faggot fans.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Just so funny cause Lost Pause was one of his better playthroughs from a pure content perspective cause he fucking hated the game and it would probably make him more money then the other options.

Just play Paper Mario all day since that's clearly what you want to do DSP. Every other game on the list he has basically said "I think this is gonna be shit" one way or another in the last few days.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

DSP just involved a person who he knows to be mentally handicapped in his scheme to gain money and drink alcohol:

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The Artful Dodger=Jayde. DSP=Fagin. Emphasis on the GIN.

Did this nigga just pretend not to know who ALT is? He's heard his name at least four times THIS year. If you know who Doody is, how do you not know who you number one restreamer is? Thats one of those lies thats offensive because of how lazy it is.

fuck. He's playing KCD 2? Shit. Fuck. I saw a question on whether you get mad when DSP plays a game you like. Honestly I don't get mad but when you earnestly like something and you have a gouty greedy roach using it's skin to make money... only to shit on it when it doesn't make money for him. It does annoy me. And as a KCD fan (haven't played 2 yet) I just worry any reasons he shits on it will be dented and without pure intentions.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

This motherfucker has been struggling to hit the goals for a week and seriously expects to be showered with money during this marathon...

 

[LieLieFyre]

The Artful Dodger=Jayde. DSP=Fagin. Emphasis on the GIN.

Did this nigga just pretend not to know who ALT is? He's heard his name at least four times THIS year. If you know who Doody is, how do you not know who you number one restreamer is? Thats one of those lies thats offensive because of how lazy it is.

fuck. He's playing KCD 2? Shit. Fuck. I saw a question on whether you get mad when DSP plays a game you like. Honestly I don't get mad but when you earnestly like something and you have a gouty greedy roach using it's skin to make money... only to shit on it when it doesn't make money for him. It does annoy me. And as a KCD fan (haven't played 2 yet) I just worry any reasons he shits on it will be dented and without pure intentions.

If hes gonna play KCD 2 new then the intro will take the whole of the stream time. Probably gonna ragequit before the intro is even over.

 

[Comma]

Summary of the first hour of this "marathon":

• "I will drink alcohol for every $100"
• "I didn't drink any alcohol yet" *hint hint*
• "I heard this one game is most fun if you're a bit tipsy" *hint hint*
• "Wow, Kingdome Come 2 still costs $60 dollars?? I've already said: I probably won't like it"
• "Hey guys, what should my first shot of alcohol be??" *hint hint*
• "Okay guys, who is gonna gift the first sub?"
• "Hey Jayde, which shot of alcohol do you want me to try first?"
• "Remember guys, for every $100 I will take a shot of alcohol"
• "Alright guys, let's get some support rolling in!"

It's literally non-stop hardcore begging and guilt-tripping. Absolutely unwatchable gutter trash.

EDIT:

He's now refusing to start playing games before he gets $100 during a marathon centered around PLAYING GAMES:

 

[shekelshoah666]

Summary of the first hour of this "marathon":

• "I will drink alcohol for every $100"
• "I didn't drink any alcohol yet" *hint hint*
• "I heard this one game is most fun if you're a bit tipsy" *hint hint*
• "Wow, Kingdome Come 2 still costs $60 dollars?? I've already said: I probably won't like it"
• "Hey guys, what should my first shot of alcohol be??" *hint hint*
• "Okay guys, who is gonna gift the first sub?"
• "Hey Jayde, which shot of alcohol do you want me to try first?"
• "Remember guys, for every $100 I will take a shot of alcohol"
• "Alright guys, let's get some support rolling in!"

It's literally non-stop hardcore begging and guilt-tripping. Absolutely unwatchable gutter trash.

Hope gamerstevie and chris can carry this marathon or DSP might be in for a rough one!

 

[Iron Father]

Trailer just dropped. I love this series.

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP just involved a person who he knows to be mentally handicapped in his scheme to gain money and drink alcohol:

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woke: plying the mentally disabled to drink alcohol for your entertainment
broke: plying the mentally disabled to pay you to drink alcohol for your entertainment

He's like bizarro world opposite of worldoftshirts or some other alcoholic autist, he truly has revolutionized the livestreamer business model. This is the finance degree in action guys.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

This idiot charges thousands of dollars for these marathans and this is what he delivers. Looking at goy slop menus, talking while saying absolutely nothing and NOT playing video games. Couple that with a handful of begs every minute and you have a truly dogshit stream. And his faggot dents pay for this shit. They truly deserve each other and their shared misery.