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Mass Effect Andromeda: Shitstorm Edition - RIP Biowear
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If they just confirm Sarah is canon autistic and add in a scene where she's drawing her Sonic OCs I'll recant every bad thing I've said about this game and purchase it.
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You n' me both. Those forum goers were not having any of that ending. That asshole who used to lock threads all the time was working serious overtime.
Also Peebee's romance scene is different than Dude Ryder's. I think. It doesn't matter though, it's still horrifying regardless of who she's humping.
GOOD LORD THE FUCKING LIGHTING.
Some of the worst lighting I've ever seen in a AAA game yet.
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Dat dialogue tho.
"Even on your back you keep me on my toes."
This is why I hate Mass Effect to begin with. It's written by a bunch of softcore porn writers.
"Even on your back you keep me on my toes."
This is why I hate Mass Effect to begin with. It's written by a bunch of softcore porn writers.
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Yeah the dialogue for the whole scene is like reading some shitty OC fan fic from tumblr.
If she started drawing Sonichu or wearing a Sonichu medallion I might just forgive this game. I have to admit that default Fem Ryder has grown on me - her face has this endearing quality to it. Like, have you ever seen the snow leopard with down syndrome? Same kind of endearment.
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Didn't Cards Against Humanity recently get the writers to make a Mass Effect themed set?
I seem to recall hearing about this and that CAH had to add some cards themselves as the writers only put forward sex jokes.
Wait for the modding community to get going...
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It's a lot better in the previous games though. Like if you romance Ashley or Kaiden, it genuinely feels like a love story. The worst it ever really got was in ME2 with Jacob's weird "heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiiizze" line. Which was hilarious so I give it a pass.
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If she started drawing Sonichu or wearing a Sonichu medallion I might just forgive this game. I have to admit that default Fem Ryder has grown on me - her face has this endearing quality to it. Like, have you ever seen the snow leopard with down syndrome? Same kind of endearment.
Sara is so autistic that she warmed my heart and has become my waifu.
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You mean, Linda Hamilton if she was autistic and didn't know how to act if her life depended on it? (not to mention, getting hit HARD with the ugly stick)
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Everyone wants their tough, badass femme fatale character to look and be like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2. Few ever succeed.
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I think a lot of people are feeling that way. She's become almost Forrest Gump-esque. She's got this endearing charisma to her which revolves entirely around how awkward she is.
She looks like a socially-inept autistic woman. She emotes and moves like a socially-inept autistic woman. She even talks like a socially-inept autistic woman. But she tries so darn hard it feels more charming than anything else.
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Still looks more human than Sarah Ryder.Well...
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So it turns out weird facial animations are the least of this game's problems. All the reviews I'm reading say the game is basically broken with bugs ranging from doors getting stuck, to invisible npcs, to players falling through the fucking floor forcing you to reload the game. I guess Curry Thunder should have spent more time checking his code and less time calling for the deaths of white people on Twitter.
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https://twitter.com/lonelytiefling/status/843808789858045952/photo/1 (http://archive.is/AwweB)
Anyone surprised they couldn't keep their identity politics bullshit out of this? No? Didn't think so.