Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%
  • Total voters
    294
Well, Nick is back on his bullshit about not going to Hedonism II again.


Melty Butter said:
A note on yesterday's glitches (Day 10): Nick mentioned that the Likes are out of whack, along with the midday viewership spike. He's correct. There are almost 5K Likes vs all his other Read streams that have around 1.6K Likes
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Melty Butter said:
Nick mockingly thanked Meme Copium for theorizing that Nick's midday viewership spikes are due to Andrea Burkhart's viewers coming over during her lunch break.
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Which means Meme might very well be wrong. Likes do not transfer like views. I thought the theory was that YouTube auto-queuing was kicking Burkhart's viewers over to him.

I am still going with the theory of some overly-dedicated Balldoguard buying shit for him. Both views and likes.

Also, when Burkhart signs off, I recommend watching paint dry, instead of Nick. It's better for your sanity.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
This is what his streams looks like with a popular trial.

Imagine what’ll happen to his streams when they can’t rely on trials.
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Nick hates that he has to stream a trial

His ideal stream would just be saying that Aaron ate his goo and that kurt and sean are fat over and over again for 8 hours with regular nitrous and addy breaks
 
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AnOminous said:
Is Nick slowly realizing that being a cuck renders you permanently a joke? You don't get to be a cuck and be respected. This is especially the case if you are an open and willing cuck. If you have that fetish, you are pathetic. You are less than a man. You are a walking joke.

Congratulations, Nick.

You're a CUCK.

You're a JOKE.

Kill yourself, cuck.
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I said this the other day but I REALLY don't think Nick thought through the concept that taking another man's wife is only cool (not really but you get my point) if you don't invite him to bang yours as well, because when the other guy gets divorced and you get to continue living with the same hole a former Minnesota radio DJ was all up inside of, now you're the only cuck left standing.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1900. Definite YT glitches. His viewers plummeted by 500 mid-morning, and you couldn't rewind in-stream; people claimed they were getting kicked off the stream. Later, the #s settled back to about 1800-1900.
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Youtube's livestream view numbers have been fucky for the last few days. I imagine that they are making some backend changes, that as is typical, create temporary issues.
I watch some other livestreams that are totally unrelated to law tube, and there are some other creators that are being accused of botting views because of the obvious gain (then loss) of viewers mid-stream.
 
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"Well ackshually when I went to the notorious swinger resort Hedonism II in Jamaica and took black cocks up my ass on their interracial cuck week event, it wasn't a "swinger getaway," because I called it something else when male Jamaicans were ejaculating in my mouth and in my ass!"
 
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Captain Manning said:
Well, Nick is back on his bullshit about not going to Hedonism II again.




Which means Meme might very well be wrong. Likes do not transfer like views. I thought the theory was that YouTube auto-queuing was kicking Burkhart's viewers over to him.

I am still going with the theory of some overly-dedicated Balldoguard buying shit for him. Both views and likes.

Also, when Burkhart signs off, I recommend watching paint dry, instead of Nick. It's better for your sanity.
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Ah, the classic Rekieta BS. (Just more retarded now because wetbrain.)

“No! I never went to a swingers getaway! I went to a resort that’s popular with swingers on vacation! Totally different!”

Pretty soon his felonious activities will be: “No! I never went on drug binges! I got really drunk and took a lot of coke!”
 
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Midnight Energy Drink said:
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tfw the 4AM ramen is already wearing off, you're less than an hour in into this boring bullshit, can't entertain yourself with the only things that interest you, PO can be watching, you do this for a fraction of viewers and money you used to and it's 5 more years of all that
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Fuck me, the despair. This faggot needs to try having an actually boring job.

All he does is watch TV and talk over it, and he can't even bear to do that?

I don't think he ever had a proper job apart from working at Chase bank, and how long could he keep that up?

Pathetic cuck. Absolute coddled little mama's boy. No one should refer to this toddler level retard as a "man".
 
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Clem Fandango said:
This faggot needs to try having an actually boring job.
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The only thing he's qualified to do, other than whining on the internet, is being a lawyer after he gets his license reinstated. And not only is his reputation so tarnished he'd be hard pressed to get clients, and any dumbass unfortunate enough to hire him without knowing are doomed to having an absolute dipshit filing nonsense for him. Unless he sticks to boilerplate legal shit like house closings (which I imagine he'd still manage to just fuck up as easily).

Unless he's going to deliver amazon packages or pizza he ain't really a high-quality candidate for the job market.
 
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Lian Xing said:
Does that include engagement rings? To me a wedding band is distinctly different than an engagement ring, but I don’t know the definition being used here.
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Engagement rings are usually considered gifts and property of the recipient if marriage occurs. If the engagement is broken, it can be more complicated in some places (uncompleted contract, requiring return), but overall they generally are legally gifts if you marry.

In MN, the analysis is that engagement rings are non-marital property bc they are conditional gifts, conditioned on marrying. This means that in a divorce, it is solely the asset of the recipient. Wedding rings - and any gift given during marriage - are technically considered marital property, so on divorce, the value of the ring can be put into the marital assets pot for division. [However, only a beast would demand to get credit for half the value of jewelry gifts given to one's spouse. :-) -ed.]

Engagement rings that are "upgraded" post-wedding are split between marital (value of upgrade) and nonmarital (original ring value), creating a petty person's heaven, or hell, depending.

One online MN article for reference (linked).
 
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CoomerTine said:
Nicks kid on stream wearing the same clothes as yesterday is not shocking
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It's total lies that Nick's kids have to wear the same filthy clothes and show up to school stinking and starving. They're also totally lying when they claim to be hungry and beg for food, while being visibly skeletal.
 
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