What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Bonesjones said:
Remember Neon Genesis Evangalion is just a show about rejecting jews.
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specifically its an extremely detailed rejection of tikkun olam by rejecting the tzimtzum, two extremely important gnostic spiritual concepts in post-enlightenment judaism.

in evangelion there's a repeated symbolism of filling vessels and voids (adam and lilith, the angels, the geofront, the plugs, etc) that is meant to echo the denial of the tzimtzum because all of those conceptual voids that the show uses to then create things out of never have the resulting creation any more important or bigger than the original void - remember how the shittiest episode in the original show's run was about how insane NERV was for trying to abort an angel fetus in its volcano womb that just almost gets everybody killed? Because that's really ultimately the spiritual conceit of post-enlightenment judaism, that you can destroy something and create something in the void that is more divine than what was there before.

tikkun olam is the idea that jews have an obligation to fix problems in the world. sounds good on paper and its always wrapped up in a lot of kumbuya altruism but with fanatical zeal it has been twisted into the thing that allows israelis to displace non-jews from their homes so they can build high rise housing settlements and fill it with jews. The jewish settlers are more divine than the palestinians that were there before, right? the tzimtzum is this whole recursive voids of alternating creation and distruction - basically its just a way for jews to ruiminate on and then weaponize the difference between the two concepts of zero (zero can mean something that does not exist, cipher; and it can mean a lack of something that exists) to justify doing whatever they want, specifically destructive tzimtzum stuff.

the whole plot of evangelion is about seele, (the sabbatean occultist hebrews that run the world), trying to build an artificial messiah so that they can force the end times prophecy into happening and surreptitiously rule over the world as artificial gods. they put a guy in charge of NERV who is megalomaniacally obsessed with bringing his dead wife back to life and is willing to sacrifice his son to make it happen and just turns his son into the antichrist. this pisses god off so much that it triggers the rapture and god unsealing the seals of the apocalypse and sending angels to the earth to attempt to destroy it. shinji emmanetizes the eschaton, re-uinites all of creation into the god-head, but then realizes what it really means and rejects it to becomes the Logos - he becomes a christ figure, denies the jewish eschatology and chooses of his own free will to create what reality he wants instead. Revelations, not emmanations.
 
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Isreal + CIA killed JFK
CIA killed MLK
Jews control the world(though to what extent im not sure)
There is an active depopulation campaign, of which birthcontrol, LGBT stuff, media influence, and the housing market are big tools.
Isreal has nukes
Covid was a bioweapon
Titanic was an insurance scam (way more reasonable than it sounds)
all the pedophile ring/Epstein stuff
In the 2016 Arcana vote for DOTA 2 they rigged the vote against IO
Project HAARP. MKULTRA, Northwood ETC, all the declassified CIA stuff
CIA provided crack to black neighborhoods to destabilize them
Gangster culture and rap was pushed to blacks to make blacks more dangerous
all the alien stuff is super fake, entirely pushed to make real conspiracies discredited by association, and also to draw attention away from real ones by conspiracy theories. Statistically speaking if there were were aliens in our galaxy we would likely see them by their impact on stars via solar energy light collection.
2020 Election was stolen from donald trump, as were a lot of the 2022 midterms
Flouride in the water is bad for you, possibly intentionally put in to lower IQ
Holocaust states are completely fake
TOR and bitcoin were created by the government
Dead internet theory, Large portion of the internet are bots.

And of course, lotteries exist to catch time travelers.
 
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Meriasek said:
I always wondered whether the Michael Bay movie The Island from 2005 was maybe inspired by the novel Duplik Jonas 7 from 1992, or if it was just coincidence. The main plot point is the same: Humans can get perfectly fitting transplant organs by having clones of themselves for the express purpose of organ harvesting should it be needed. The clones live in a secret facility and are being lied about the rest of the world, and they're kept as healthy as possible.
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there's a young adult novel called House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer that's about one of the boys grown in vats for an opium lord in mexico figuring out what his fate is meant to be and then escapes into the mexican desert to be kidnapped by fake communists, it's probably one of the most disturbing pieces of fiction i read as a child because its not an allegory for discovering reality or whatever its basically just about dealing with other people's hubris. good book though
 
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just getting this straight - israel and south africa developed nuclear weapons so they could both have political leverage, then israel threw them under the bus?
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
i mean if you call supporting the south african regime until the apartheid regime literally fell as "throwing under the bus" then yes
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well generally speaking if you support somebody as an ally and they turn against you, the path of least moral resistance is to say "we'll be cool again if they capitulate" instead of just pretending you were never allies in the first place and actively attempting to run interference on the relationship ever existing. it's what the israelis do with the velas double flash

when i was a kid i liked to read about unsolved mysteries and the velas double flash was one of them i read of in a few books, it was always presented with the other physical evidence of a nuclear test as just an interesting factoid about spy politics. i definitely had no concept of what israel was at the time so i just thought it was a cool south africa factoid. then in high school i came across the same event detailed on the internet but a much less detailed and articulated version of the same information, presented clearly to exonerate israel's involvement in the event. it was probably the first time i came to realize that israel was a political entity that actively engaged in propaganda
 
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mfw the whole "government is controlling the populace with invisible psionic rays" thing was just a metaphor for the very real influence Hollywood and controlled news outlets have had for the past 60-70 years. not limited to the US, either

implanting fake memories with high emotional resonance and pre-thought opinions on complex matters

much more challenging to repel these psionic rays than just wrapping tinfoil around your head, though
 
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AnOminous said:
DOGSCAPE
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Wasn't that some kind of creepypasta thing ages ago? I..made the mistake of reading into it and now have concepts forever stowed away in my mind that I would prefer weren't there..

..no, it's not worth looking up. Just do yourself a favor, friends.
𖦹Junkpop𖦹 said:
These people create problems and then add even more terrifying solutions.
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I would suggest that one underlying theme to it all is giving people a chance to choose in a way they otherwise constantly ignore through distractions until their body dies. Each major moment practically forces each individual to choose from a place of fear, or choose from a place of self-respect/bravery/love/etc.

It seems horrifying to start identifying the pattern at first, though I really do believe these moments are sometimes created to jolt people into a more conscious state. Fear is the only thing limiting anyone in these moments. Afraid of losing one's job during the Covid silliness? Afraid of bills? Of change? Well, you choose in a manner that seems to provide short term survivability. That choice may have lasting effects, or it might be the catalyst necessary to create just a few more braver people out there. A few more souls capable of going "No, I am done allowing fear any power over me".

The number of the latter is growing exponentially with each passing "crisis", and no matter what one may think of each individual tragedy or negative moment? Most of those people would not have awoken to their own power which they've been seeking somewhere on the outside their whole lives without that shock to their system.
Yat0 said:
In the 2016 Arcana vote for DOTA 2 they rigged the vote against IO
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This is easily in my top 10 favorite conspiracies brought up in the whole thread. Which hero won that one instead?
 
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I really need to watch Evangelion.

The tranny thing being a way to trojan horse transhumanism is interesting but I find that to be a bad idea. As someone who has dabbled and supports some aspects of transhumanism trannies do absolutely nothing to help the case of that ideological school of thought. If anything trannies come off more as a warning against transhumanism by their grotesque nature and gruesome surgeries and procedures, not to mention they do a very good job of showing the dangers of the whole "your CyberEyes stopped working cause the license for them expired, pay 1999,99 to get it back" with the insane cocktail of hormones and psych drugs they take.
 
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background on the IO thing. Arcana are super fancy expensive skins and people though it would be funny to make them make one for IO because they are just an orb of light
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Of course people would not actually buy it, so instead they rigged the vote and made one of the most popular heroes in the game win instead.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
I really need to watch Evangelion.

The tranny thing being a way to trojan horse transhumanism is interesting but I find that to be a bad idea. As someone who has dabbled and supports some aspects of transhumanism trannies do absolutely nothing to help the case of that ideological school of thought. If anything trannies come off more as a warning against transhumanism by their grotesque nature and gruesome surgeries and procedures, not to mention they do a very good job of showing the dangers of the whole "your CyberEyes stopped working cause the license for them expired, pay 1999,99 to get it back" with the insane cocktail of hormones and psych drugs they take.
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transgenderism really isn't transhumanism, they aren't trying to transcend any barriers they're trying to impose arbitrary barriers within an existing space. they aren't trying to extend beyond themselves. it's really just aesthetic body modification taken to a grotesque extreme
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
I really need to watch Evangelion.
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If you do watch it I suggest the ADV dub. Netflix redubbed it and IMO it's not as good.
General Emílio Médici said:
The tranny thing being a way to trojan horse transhumanism is interesting but I find that to be a bad idea. As someone who has dabbled and supports some aspects of transhumanism trannies do absolutely nothing to help the case of that ideological school of thought. If anything trannies come off more as a warning against transhumanism by their grotesque nature and gruesome surgeries and procedures, not to mention they do a very good job of showing the dangers of the whole "your CyberEyes stopped working cause the license for them expired, pay 1999,99 to get it back" with the insane cocktail of hormones and psych drugs they take.
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I don't disagree with this but with all the transhumanism and cloning talk the last few pages, how have furries not been mentioned? They are arguably more prevalent than trannies, similarly over-represented in science and tech fields, and -this is the big one- they can recruit in plain sight since anthropomorphic characters in cartoons and stories have been normal basically forever.

In line with the speculation on human baby farms and "designer babies", I believe (without real proof) that at least one autist with more money than morals has already been attempting to make human-animal hybrids. A few years back the Chinese allegedly made a human-rabbit hybrid reach the fetal stage before they supposedly aborted it, and that was just one incident that was leaked to the public. Behind closed doors I am sure a lot more progress has been made.
 
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