Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

[MMMMMM]

I initially thought he looked like Michael Rosen during those YTP videos:

 

[Zorceror44]

This dude looks like someone made fused Thom Yorke and Michael Rosen and forced the results to live in the woods for five months.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

John Bulla is pretty cuckoo. The Distorted View podcast did a couple of phone calls with him a few years ago, the host pretended to be a young girl in the hope of getting John Bullas attention(and it worked). John spoke about how he was accused of molesting his young stepdaughter and said that it was a demon who was his clone and that he had seen the clone in Pizza Hut.

This is the first thing in this thread that wasnt deeply depressing and actually made me laugh.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Art is an actual heretic who has founded a splinter cult of his own, and his own insanity goes back all the way to Usenet.

According to ED, JB also has his own church that specifies that he's the TRUE AND HONEST prophet. That's also why he tweets about how people are going to hell for harassing him/calling him a sex offender/not fucking him.

 

[Curt Sibling]

This grinning whackball seems fond of calling everyone demons - But he fails to consider that the most diabolical rape-tastic devil is himself...

 

[ES 148]

I initially thought he looked like Michael Rosen during those YTP videos:

John looked like he had never seen anything
quite so demonic
in all his life

 

[Sanshain]

This guy kind of looks and acts like an unholy fusion of Chris and Nick Bate.

 

[The Great Chandler]

If Chris Chan were older and decided not to become a tranny.

 

[D.Va]

Simon Pegg didn't age very well.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Dude clearly looks confused in 98% of his photos.
-His more recent mugshot made me laugh because he looks like he's smiling at a joke he can't comprehend.

 

[CatParty]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

cooking with John S. Bulla...

the main dish will be poorly cooked chicken, with a large serving of potato chunks.

Spoiler: when you cant touch real breasts, chicken will have to suffice.

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Spoiler: moderation is key unless you are a faggot. which he, john s. bulla is not.

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Spoiler: fresh ingredients are optional

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Spoiler: salmonella is a lie created by the devil himself.

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Spoiler: my best cooking tip- to skip the cooking and get right to eating. unless your a faggot.

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Watch out Masaokis, you've got competition!

 

[Captain_Asshole]

He's definitely going to kill someone one day.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

I should stop clicking on the featured threads if I want to preserve what little sanity I have left.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

He's definitely going to kill someone one day.

Yeah, himself.

 

[gamer2014]

Gawd, he just repeats everything over and over again. Guess it's true what they say about insanity and repeat repeat repeat.

Kent if he were 20 years older and white trailer trash.

 

[melty]

What the fuck

 

[Xenomorph]

Every time I see his pics, I am terrified in one of them he wont have pants on at all

 

[Unpleasant]

He's definitely going to kill someone one day.

Yes, right after his guest appearance on Jack Scalfani's youtube cooking channel.

 

[Ry-Guy]

Imagine it's blue